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[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64686
 25.05.2012
xxx: we have a Nargina rural settlement here at the service
xxx: our girl, who is an assistant, went to the mail to send them a letter
xxx: so just indicated the address is not Nargia, but NARNYSKIE rural settlement))))
xxx: the fuck letter has gone))))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64685
 25.05.2012
He played Diablo III for 72 hours and died.
Oh the Nifiga! Diablo III is out.! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64684
 25.05.2012
Only a Russian user can send an email with the title:

"All the hair on my head!"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64683
 25.05.2012
XHH: next to the house is a 24-hour store of the company OJSC 'TUDABLIN'. Blaat, I’ll open my bar, I’ll put it next, I’ll name OOO 'SUDANAH'

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №64682
 25.05.2012
Inscription on the fence:
"I love the rabbit"
The signature below:
"I am also
P.S The wolf"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64681
 25.05.2012
Today I read a review of one of my colleagues on the client: "I could not clearly explain where our organization is".
So I imagine how he interrogated him: "Respond, Scuco, where is our organization?and "

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №64680
 25.05.2012
A> "The Cows of God (Latin. Coccinellidae) - a family of beetles, which is distinguished by the fact that their legs appear to be three-membered, since the third, very small member together with half the fourth is hidden in the beetle of the two-legged second member.

A> and I, the fool, by the spots distinguished

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64679
 25.05.2012
Downloaded on the Android phone the exact copy of the game "Electronics: Well, wait!", aka "Wolf and Eggs". I sit, I play in the hope of collecting 1000 eggs - and, suddenly, now at the end and actually show the cartoon! Technically it is possible. and :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64678
 25.05.2012
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You say proudly that you don’t drink.
Will he tell you that his son is sick?
You are proud to say that you are a narcissist.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64677
 25.05.2012
Sleepless: I can’t get anything, but he couldn’t give you the release on the fact that you’ve already walked.
Pradd: Well...
Pradd: The dean had big eyes, but he signed
Sleepless: Fuck yourself
You are a Jedi.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64676
 25.05.2012
My grandfather told me that there was a lot of life around the village in the woods. Even wolves walked around the houses.
They knocked at the door, “Is there meat?” What if I find?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64675
 25.05.2012
Commentary on Horror:
Thank you fucking :D

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64674
 25.05.2012
XXX: Fuck, my palm has started to grow! The Palm!! to
Yyy: You are now a gardener ;) Great)))
XXX: What, fuck, is it great? I planted cactus. Do you understand? The Cactus!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64673
 25.05.2012
JT_Z: It’s not games that make people cruel, but their ability to hang on the most crucial moment!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №64672
 25.05.2012
XXX: You can also play in the asshole
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Where were they? Fuck the hell!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64671
 25.05.2012
Machete can be bought for two thousand or three.
WOW is cool. The length?
315 - The Clock
See also cm?
Three hundred and fifty. This is not Daikin.
WOW: This is a very big machete.
Oh well, a very large machete replaces in field conditions the spade, wheelchair, hamac and spade from the helicopter?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64670
 25.05.2012
The end of the world is in December.)
YYY: Cancelled already, found there a new calendar some.
XXX: I am an old man.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №64669
 25.05.2012
The barber and the rabbi are somewhat colleagues, but the barber’s mistake will grow again, and the rabbi will not.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64668
 25.05.2012
Machackalinsky "Angie" bought from the London "Chelsea" Roman Abramovich

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64667
 25.05.2012
Blind Femida is held by the judges by the hand.

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