Now you know why you want to sleep after eating. It is just a protective reaction of the body - not to eat anymore.

Prichyn, our clients - in the same building, in Uralmash, a cozy mini saddle "Reva-cows" and a steak bar "Jadine-beef"! Advertisements on the recruitment of children in groups are updated periodically)))

In the USSR, science was...
She lived in the USSR and...

From one game:
xxx:Do anything after the 51st update, the magicians started running with their hands raised.

Today I felt like a real blonde.. drove on the map and, looking at her new beautiful cadiks, which so sympathetically stood out on the rugged map, crashed into the fence :((

Calling pimples pimples is unpoliticcorrect.
Let’s call them gay Americans!

Masha, your boyfriend was so sick for you yesterday, the whole match was oral "Masha - go!", can you give him it?

When they say about a guy, “he was a good guy,” it means he died; when they say about a girl, “she was a good girl,” it means that she either ceased to be a good guy, or ceased to be a girl.

Q: How did you get to the show?
UUU: they dug the basement, Andryucha came out and collapsed. The ass sat straight on the scratch of the scratch, which I pulled out myself))))
Zzzz: Don’t go after me! The man passed by and scratched the cock. The hole was not touched, so it was not actually the act.

Kalyany4: Just realized how pirate I was when I deleted 500 meters of torrent files

Psycho-Logic: I’ve never had a screw... Maybe I’m doing something wrong?

Kote1412: Install the Kaspersky

After sex we lie down with a sweet:
She: It was great!! to
I: Can I give a lifetime VIP card for free services)))
What is this marriage testimony? :D

Is Mohammed at home?
No is
Tell him that the mountain has come in.

I work in a TV provider and very often subscribers "song" in the tube of songs of the Brežnev type:

I know the password.
I see my logon.
The error is 6-9-1.

There is a salad in the refrigerator. Guess which one?
and cold.

GivenChy: Today I woke up with a firm confidence that Fifth-cent will be in English.

Not only did we yesterday get squeezed in the fact that we have a strange specialist in the system - Kotelnikov Natalia Andreevich, so we also succeeded in writing a letter to the person who was squeezing us in this, to address "Respect Alexander". He probably understood a lot.

At 8 a.m. the cry of Sisadmin in the corridor: 'SANA, B*I, WHAT ON THE X*Y PASSPORT? The Password!and'

"Omon beat pregnant woman turned out to be a guy hipster"

These are the modern oppositionists.

It is fun to learn from the teaching, which each section of the code calls a spell.