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[ + 32 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62186
 01.04.2012
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Created a new folder on the disk D. I went to Properties, placed the box on Hide (Hidden folder).Click OK and this folder completely disappeared from where it was created. How do I know where she is?

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62185
 01.04.2012
The workshop on repair of household appliances:
Hi to you. Can I talk to a refrigerator repair master?
I am a master.
I broke my refrigerator.
So, what do you want from me?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №62184
 01.04.2012
from Rambler: "The most aggressive recognized drivers of compact cars"
Now it is clear why "Oku" was removed from production.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62183
 01.04.2012
Do you have a wireless internet?
Son – Yes
So take him home and finally go to dinner!

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62182
 01.04.2012
I repaired the switch. Now he does not work.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62181
 01.04.2012
Yesterday a friend killed me with the phrase:
– I borrowed this WoW, I don’t have time at all... I haven’t seen so much Anime yet!
I worry about him.

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62180
 01.04.2012
News on rbcdaily

In Moscow, three dogs stole the car of their owner, stole a traffic accident and fled from the scene in front of the employees of the GIBDD.

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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №62179
 01.04.2012
Better to do and regret than not to do and regret.
YYY: Yes, I do not agree. It can also be sterilized.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №62178
 01.04.2012
[5:09]HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Please come to me and take the cat off my bed! He will not hurt you as much as me. Please get up early tomorrow! Be a man!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №62177
 01.04.2012
Malvine: I work as a communicator. A few years ago, I assisted a colleague with switching the cable. Our work is supervised by the Chief Engineer (GI). A colleague said to me, “Put out that shit, put a bit of a bit, put a bit of a bit... and so on. I give everything correctly. After the job, G.I. says to our boss: “I understand that they understand each other. But how?? Let us drink!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62176
 01.04.2012
During the laboratory work on "Electronic Business", two defaches discuss something in half a voice for a long time. Then one loudly and indignantly says:
Opera is not a search engine, but a provider.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62175
 01.04.2012
News on the HUB:

U.S. military to replace Blackberry smartphones with Android

Commentary :
First of all, houses with electricity will be seized.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №62174
 01.04.2012
I ate 5 packs of Viagra.
WOW: And what?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62173
 01.04.2012
You guys, you won’t believe it!
WOW : WOW?
Q: Did I say that we have the ugliest sysadmin in the head of the worker?
See also: Nea What is there?
XHH: I came from our shutdown in the head. I parked. Next to it, an empty place is hooked by a jaguar. You are beautiful, shit! Siddhartha is out of it! As I stood, so I sat.
WOW: The bigger ones.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I know him from work. I ask – from where? They talked. In short, he still has an in-net store and a company service with a bunch of workers, he is a breeder of cats of the race Cornish Rex!! And he made a second one to us with his corner. He is driving on Lexus.
by Pepe
Do you know what is most funny?
Do they have cars that are better than the directors?
Oh yeah no. No one has the second, no girls. Time is lacking. So I think I’ll introduce them to Christina and Olya.
In fact, there are real tricks.)

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62172
 01.04.2012
Learn how the endings are written "it" and "it"; are really difficult for you, or are you mocking?

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62171
 31.03.2012
Denis Maidanov - Can't be

...
...
You have been chanting this morning.
But the reason is not so simple,
We will soon be three.
No, but four. I forgot the cat.

I just blinked when I heard it :-))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62170
 31.03.2012
I only smoke when I drink.
I drink only when I’m in a good mood.
I am a % optimist in my life.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №62169
 31.03.2012
and Kirill:

I am still fighting EMS.

I could not call the local EMS for three days, the call did not help.
Sending a fax with large letters: "Take off the phone, crazy!"
Immediately called back.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №62168
 31.03.2012
There is no girl more dangerous in the world than a girl in an orgasm when you min!! to

[ + 6 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62167
 31.03.2012
You can, of course, be nice and even wipe your wife’s ass. Because it is your wife. My first relationship was enough for my whole life. The child is nonsense. If you allow a woman to behave, that’s your problem. In order to avoid problems, there are rules: you need to ask, you don’t like what you want to say. If there are no rules, the result is shit. And the woman suffers, and the man's brain endures how bad he is and with him because his fool loves him so far. Yes, my brain boils up every evening and it’s good if it’s cool over the weekend. If I’m still wasting time on women’s twists, I’ll be working badly. Working badly = living worse.

Close people are not simply called close, they understand each other by half a word. Or even without words. If you don’t feel for each other, leave without regrets. No one should wipe the ass of anyone, neither the husband to his wife nor she to him, but you should not be selfish. You can always find a compromise if you can listen to the other.
And your position is great "Domestic" cheers: "You allow a woman to behave", "women’s twists", you set rules for her. Do you like to be silenced and not dragging without permission? However, there are women who love when they are not just bent in bed and put on cancer.
And yes, I’m a man, not "another dumb pussy", if anything. Married for 9 years, the flight is normal.

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