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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63386
 25.04.2012
Have you forgotten your wife and child on the tank? Herna is. My brother so left the Minister of Internal Affairs of one of the lands of Germany so on the tank. In the home shoes.

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63385
 25.04.2012
I remember when my friend and I went and caught all the fish in her aquarium because we were terrified about how much they move and can’t sleep properly in that foolish water. They put them all on the bed under the blanket... What a ridiculous death.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №63384
 25.04.2012
Master of Books:
And let’s agree that you will stop calling Jigguru Chubaka.
Such comparisons insult Chewbacca.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63383
 25.04.2012
Can you buy a little bird?
The bird??? A small bird?
Dim: Dead Little and Evil
Okay, no problem to find. Let me tell you where 
Dim: Either a city market or a keymark. Not in the prism.
Dim: Little Red, Black and Pig
Alexey: Nikuya didn’t understand what you want, but I really want to please you! and :)
Angry Birds: This is Angry Birds.
Fuck... the shit?
DIM : yes :)
Alexey: And I almost signed you a broiler bring...
And the pork...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №63382
 25.04.2012
You may be so ugly because you have a small member.
You would have broken your mouth!
Ah, from laughter

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63381
 25.04.2012
Siberian summer as a good student - the whole semester does not appear, then in two weeks everything goes on for holidays. :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63380
 25.04.2012
The director told me: late evening, dark, uninhabited. leaves the office of partners, carries work documentation, strongly wants to go home, the car with the driver stands under pairs. He opens the back door of the car, folds books into the pocket of the driver’s seat, clamps the door, begins to bypass the car from behind to sit on the other side. At this time, the car crashes abruptly from place and quickly hides from sight. She runs, shakes her arms and makes some sounds in the eyes of the amused bomziki. The bag is in the car, good that the phone was in the pocket.
Now the driver’s story. I stand waiting. It comes out. The driver is always behind. The door opened and my knees fell. I exploded, finally home! Here is a call. I see – she. I pull my head into my shoulders and look in the mirror with horror: Who is there?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63379
 25.04.2012
Sorry, I could not stand:
<In the work of the employees say:

You have only two twists of men: Him-niam and Tik-tik.
And for women who say so, there is only one curve: Da-Da.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63378
 25.04.2012
Rekken:...I decided to sleep with her to communicate
Bgbyegb9: You put me under. Tell me, brother, do you have a mistake, have you forgotten to put an unnecessary word or a dumb word?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63377
 25.04.2012
husband (12:36:06 25/04/2012)
Yesterday I fed the cat chicken, he was very pleased. Even sleeping came to me.
Does the cat sleep with you for food?

wife (12:36:30 25/04/2012)
It happens to you too.)

[ + 26 - ] [19 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63376
 25.04.2012
by 20:06:58 p
It is said that the larger a girl’s breasts, the worse she is.
by 20:07:52 D:
If you want to clarify what my chest is, I’m angry.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63375
 25.04.2012
The Game Forum:

Maybe everybody made that mistake? " There are no connections ". Well here. It needs to be fixed by removing the "Only reading" box from the game folder, which I did, but after 14 hours of HOP play and the game flies out. I do everything new, but the hole is no longer put! Specifically, I press to remove it... apply it... with admin rights... ALL... seem to be done. But why nothing is preserved and the attribute "Only reading " remains! What to do?

One of the comments: "but after 14 hours of play". Go to the bathroom, sleep, sing, call my mom, tell me you are alive.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №63374
 25.04.2012
prfx: cut the glands, almost gone. But it was very painful at first to talk, well, like everyone else, or to swallow there. And the other. I had another visit to Laura. The speaker moved the tongue to the side, up / down. Well, I moved, almost no wrinkles, a week from the operation has already passed like no way. So he squeezed cleverly and said: "Don’t get scared, it’s all normal. You can already get married with your language movement. These are the cakes :)

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63373
 25.04.2012
The Muslim said to the Muslim: “Allah Akbar, and they are all brothers.”
No response followed...

Good where we are not. Sunni, Shiites, Ibadiites, Ismailiites, Salafites, Sufi... long and very qualitatively cut each other. Are they not people?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63372
 25.04.2012
Handicapped by Joppa. It is terrible, Comrade Ruske.

We are here, we sit in the fae, we wait.
After the calendar, you can sit down.

While I'm reading your message, I take the mosquito out of my nostrils and toss it, toss it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63371
 25.04.2012
Sky
here out on the work mix of what they were rubbed..evidently the sample from the porn mixed...I don’t give the look...
Sky
I am a good girl.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63370
 25.04.2012
xxx: fuck, day file, got 2 in physics
WOW: What else is it?
XHHH: XHHHH has downloaded the css6 2gb photoshop from the deposit..
xxx: all music lies and the picture "your fucking"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63369
 25.04.2012
Nicotine breakdown is a condition when you urgently need to embrace a cat, but there is no cat around.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63368
 25.04.2012
I bet with a girl, I stop hanging in the line, and she stops looking at the house 2, the vacation in Mexico and the other labyrinth. The first day they got mad, the second did not talk, the third "commit", we clean the apartment, what will happen next.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63367
 25.04.2012
xxx: Everything is taken from p**da, inf 100%.
What about Caesar?
zzz: the remaining 46%

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