The man once said that the scooter wanted. We lie down, we watch television, there are two people crashed on a scooter.
I: You see what a scooter you have!
This is how they chase!
I: Do you want to chase?
I am not chasing at all.
I: How do you know if you’re chasing or not, you don’t have a scooter yet?
My husband: I had a motorcycle, but I didn’t chase it!
I: He was so old, he’t be able to drive fast.
Husband: Do you know what he was? Nine of them went up the mountain.
Q: What about the speed? What speed did you drive?
Man: I don’t know, there was no spidometer on him.

I laughed to tears)

Corruption will not be defeated until the Forbes list is seen as irrefutable evidence.

Once, a girl who lived in the hostel had a boyfriend Tolik. He was without a car without a yard, but swam. One day he brought them several dozen kilograms of Kamchatka crab and red caviar. There is also a refrigerator so that there is a place to store. And sinked again. All the following weeks the girls in the room ate this. For normal food money was not special, and not to lose good. At the end of the day, the remaining cane was ruined. She was beautifully covered from above a healthy garbage bowl with spinning crabs. The Dean, coming around, looked and left in the car.

According to VCIOM, 61% of Russians support the idea of transferring officials to domestic cars. 99% of Russians support the idea of simply transferring officials.

<Gar> But throw it, take a penny and make it your right hand!
<Government> is there a problem?
<Gar> What to suffer!! and gt ;))
<Argentum> If you have a penny, then you suffer... :))))

Pembrock: On the weekend, at 7 a.m., I had one question...Dream, you’re shrinking?and ((

News on the Internet:
The three richest people in Britain are Russian oligarchs.

Announcement: I will meet three or four girls for a serious relationship!

To us in the artist girl one went, what about the children the conversation went, she cried: what I have kids, I even have a cactus dead!!! to

by 2025. The flying cars. In Russia, one problem has been reduced.

I am a sociable person and I have many friends.
Yes, only the banks congratulated you on your birthday. where you have your pay cards and your mobile operator
Q: Are the administrators of the Mile considered friends? They sent me a postcard...

The Discovery of America:
<///>I only last night communicated with a club girl - all her words are nonsense (although before she was not) and she really believes that until the age of 25, will find an uncle on a land rover who will give her a bubble, and she will go shopping and fuck with red boys.All this Houthi in the grandmother's heads - passes from the moment they finish the institute and my mom no longer gives money, and a stupid beast (in the clubs) buying on the hollow cocktailers, is actually not stupid, but just looking for a girl once))).

Did you go to a club and encountered a foolish, useless fool? Oh, throw it off, I had a similar adventure yesterday - I went to the railway station, and there the shit smells, and the floor is filled. Who could think?

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Yesterday my grandfather came drunk.

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He said a funny thing.

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says name change to "yarungin" (grandfather’s name) says I will give you an apartment with a house

yyy (16:51) :
to you?

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well

yyy (16:51) :
I am going to change the jargon.

From the dating site:"Good morning! My name is Eleanor. I am a 64 year old widow. I want to find a companion for the rest of my life. I live in Peter with a widow daughter and an adult widow granddaughter. Possibility of living in the village. Please don’t bother me."

My sister bought 2 kg of strawberries on the market, ate everything while they were going home, even without washing. Naturally, she got sick, troubled, sitting rugged, I ask what is it?

A real lady is even cooking strawberries!

The center of the city, the weekend, the sun shines, the street is crowded, the people walk. On one of the streets, a thin, dirty bullshit ran on the street to a girl and with an unmembered scream struck her teeth into the hot dog that she carried in her hand. The boomerang hunt is still not on its own.

My husband got the flu. I’m going to drop a drop in his nose, I went into the room with my son, waiting for him to wake up. The son whispered and said, “What are you waiting for? Keep it while you sleep". The husband through a dream: "It's too early to bury me - the body has not yet cooled."

When you turn off the lights, do not be glad that you have a laptop. Probably the modem together with the lights also turned off)

He drives the car like a fool. The only thing that has not been broken is his bakery.

It’s a big hard disk, but it’s not enough to play.