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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62726
 11.04.2012
AS: The odometer has stopped rotating for a week, and today went backwards, periodically stopping. The spidometer works normally. Where to dig? The odometer is electronic, without a truss.
Is the car ready for sale?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62725
 11.04.2012
I went to Tambov for a week.
“You know, I didn’t lie to Nasyrov, Chiki really is there.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №62724
 11.04.2012
Yes, if you find yourself among the survivors in the shelter, it is better to immediately suffocate everyone in a dream, or maybe a little, suddenly among them a maniac stumbled.

[ + 59 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62723
 11.04.2012
Everyone knows that the popes and all sorts of priests spend huge amounts of money on their loved ones, but in Saratakh (Orenburg region) our father burned up so that everyone was just shrinking! he bought himself a military (!) The hammer of the color of the hack with the machine gun installed on it, blat!in the course of the demons will be defeated, who will come after him.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62722
 11.04.2012
Tomorrow there will be no light in our house from 13:30 to 15:30. I suggest going to play billiards at this time.
Tomorrow I am in Moscow. If you want, I’ll turn off the lights in the afternoon and we’ll play.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62721
 11.04.2012
From VKontakte:
I was broken, sorry for the spam.
No problem, I wanted to increase my member for a long time.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №62720
 11.04.2012
Hello people, we are not sleeping.
Lack of clots in the blood
WOW: Reduced punctuation, in short

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62719
 11.04.2012
Just read on the cover of the telescope - "Good men are dealt with by puppies", and what about those puppies who are cats they are melting or how?? to

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62718
 11.04.2012
Tagged with: yaya lunar.
YYY :?? to
VikZak: I went to bed, thinking that if it was hot, I would remove the coward. I wake up in the morning, fever, fever on me, and the cushion from the pillow is removed and gently lying next to me. I don’t remember anything about O
YYY: * rofl *

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62717
 11.04.2012
I dreamed of a nightmare that I was Prometheus tied to a server by a wire pair. And every day, foolish uservers chew my brain which grows overnight.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62716
 11.04.2012
It was two days in a row, Friday and Sunday.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62715
 11.04.2012
XXX: Greetings to you, Pope!
xxx: I have a battle baptism today - I knocked the car
YYY: At least not ashamed of people? Was he normal?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62714
 11.04.2012
Matushka : Yesterday I saw a brilliant action on the automobile - 5 moek = hammer! that is. If you washed your car 5 times this month, you will get a hammer! I have been tormented by the questions of the administrator for a long time, but I have never understood the logic of the action :)
Reply to

guests: it was necessary to arrange the fast-fruit hamsters of the host)))))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №62713
 11.04.2012
by Elena K.(11:58:16 11/04/2012)
Good day. We changed the lamp and the printer is no longer working.

Sys.Admin (11:59:36 11/04/2012)
How is it? Shut off electricity?

by Elena K. (12:01:11 11/04/2012)
Well, how to say, the printer electric fell. Can you repair it?

Sys.Admin (12:02:06 11/04/2012)
whom?

by Elena K. (12:06:34 11/04/2012)
First the printer. Electricity coming, I think there are more there, and we need to print urgently

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №62712
 11.04.2012
Morga: this is just not rye - I burned the rice chicken)))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №62711
 11.04.2012
[13:16:19] Ment: The psychology of the fat man: without heels I am a fat shit, and I wear heels and OP Wonders happen and I am already a sexy girl with lush shapes
[13:16:35] Humanemp: (rofl)
[13:16:52] Humanemp: So this is why we have trottoirs in holes

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62710
 11.04.2012
Today I saw the hornet, I want to buy it.
YYY: No, but not this
XXX: But he is so cute! He looked at me like that!
YYY: Do not act
YYY: This is a chorok pickup.
XXX is fucking
Yyy: will live, eat and throw away

[ + 30 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62709
 11.04.2012
The question of whether to roast pasta after cooking or not decided by itself: after putting them to cook I looked at the Internet for a SECOND.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62708
 11.04.2012
(About Google Unmanned Cars in Russia)
xxx: It is terrible to imagine such a combination... For Russia, Google, if they want to come here, will probably have to make a drone-tank or a drone-helicopter)
Yyy: First you need to make a real road map :)
The real road map of Russia has long been made by Malevich.

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62707
 11.04.2012
In the ordinary people, Captain Evidence is better known as Yes Good Fuck!

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