I think if aliens visit our planet, they are guaranteed to break patterns. Imagine an explorer arriving on Earth, looking, and the local primates invented fire, there are iron concrete structures, a flight machine has passed away. And here he sees a high-tech device with a touch screen, obviously not fingers. High civilization, of course. However, a monkey holds this device in his carnivores in a hat, and says to his fellow tribes: "Hai. Appreciate, joba, how this scarf is put on the towel of the village..." Facebook.

I am sitting in the clinic, waiting for the turn to the therapist to get stress for tests for the military committee. In front of me 4 grandmothers, behind me another as lucky as me.
T: The military officers?
We are: Yes
T: So you have no turn. Sit here.
And starts all the grandmothers 0_o. We sit and wait (

XXX is fucking! I broke the first rule when visiting the office sorting - before you fuck - check the availability of paper
YYY :D
xxx: Oh, you’re funny... bring a piece of paper to the tripod on the 3rd floor, I write from the phone.

Listen to the song text: Bite the lips of the eyelids, make yourself wake up!
yyy: this is the song of a drunkerness ants that hope to work

I like people with strong principles. For example, who are you by belief?
M: I am a Kullhuist!
Q: Why is "txt"?

I understood that the true shamans are not sisadmines, but genders O_o Today in the morning video-confa with the ministry... No sound.

xxx: Let's give the female a snowboard, let's say a snowboard

News: Sweden intercepts 80% of Russian internet traffic and sells data to the United States.

Comments on Fuck. Now the Americans know that I’m a top user in the porn lab.

M: Let’s take a look at a series of "Big Bang Theory"
No, I don’t like such stupid things.
I’d rather go home 2 to see.

XXX was posted in the news. In the days, a full prototype of the Titanic is sent to the cruise, with the same interior and appearance. The whole environment is completely recreated. The route will be the same as the Titanic. The ticket costs a lot of money.
Is the iceberg launched?

bogus: I was just when I went home at night, I was offered intimate services))
I turned out to be a really evil troll.
I said I don’t need an hour, if there is a secondary tarification)
We broke up and separated :)

Let us not forget that faith, religion and church are three different things, essentially not related to each other.

I am sending you the XLS table today. On the left is a column ("sum by line") and at the bottom of the line ("sum by column"), in the middle of the value. Below is the elementary check (sum of columns = sum of lines). Returns a person's file - and this verification gives a LIES. I start to be tormented by the question: How damn did he do this? How?! - The answer was simple: he dumbly filled in a column ("sum per line") of values from the hand instead of formulas... The chel is 4 times higher than mine... Do you still believe in justice in this god-forgotten country? Then we go to you.)

Laika

I write to a girl in the evening so that in the morning she calls me, wakes up (he wakes up before me)

I love you very much, wake me up, sleepy, and please send me to the bathroom to prove it.
If the connection is interrupted, the battery is down, the money is running out - don't believe it, it's all shit!
If I ask you to call back in ten minutes because I’m embarrassed to write to you, don’t believe it. There’s a good chance that in ten minutes you won’t call me.
In general, all attempts to interrupt the conversation with you before the start of the washing process (as well as too vigorous, confident, "morning" voice and all phrases equivalent to "I have long woke up," "I'm good," "I'm already in the bus" you hear, there's interference? "and persistently (you can strictly, but in no case, not angry!) to remove.
I write with a good mind and good health.
Thank you very much, I love you very much.

In the first half of the night, under the windows of the nine-story floor with the persistence of the March cat, a drunken guy swings:
- Ka-a-a-atya-a-a-a, go out and go out! Ka-a-atya, go out and-i-i-i...
The male voice:
and married?! to
The guy:
No, no... go for a walk.
You can go home, idiot.

To criticize a man’s actions in the hope that he will do better is like to criticize a woman’s appearance in the hope that she will look better.

On the 8th of March, my aunt receives a text message (mistaken number): "I'm leaving - my ass!" She writes, “You know, you’re wrong with the number. Send the SMS to the right number, or you will come, and your ass is dirty."

Law and logic in Russian.

You can choose from a garden or museum a building in favor of the church, because it belonged to the church 90+ years ago.

And to take away from an oligarch in favor of the country, the processing plant illegally seized 20 years ago - it is not possible.

Comments from "Cinema":
My box: I look forward to “The Box” filmed in a dark and mystical manner, for example, by Berton. I don’t know what Johnny Depp’s role will be like, but I’m sure it’ll be something fairy.

From Russian Stories:

The road was small, and they were not laid out as they are now; they will cut through the woods, they will throw out the woods with the straw. Where the streams will happen - the shaky bridge will be overthrown, and the transportation through the river will be led - this is the way.

Time is different, the problems are the same.