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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63726
 03.05.2012
>"So, just one miracle hit himself with a heels in the chest, that knows the game in which you have to regularly run fucking, otherwise the Persian dies from constipation..."
The ship, the man. Eat and sleep and take a shower. And all this against the backdrop of trying to kill you by someone from the surrounding outwardly cute people. A great toy.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №63725
 03.05.2012
Haber, discussing the next patent wars:

Return to:
I wonder who owns the human DNA patent?

by Putnik:
There was one guy. I promised to judge everybody.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №63724
 03.05.2012
<IndY>allow me to call you "My close friend"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63723
 03.05.2012
I want to see you in the office.
Give me a portrait :D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63722
 03.05.2012
Yes, you’re at work, so today’s a working day.
Sometimes I’m jealous of you, poor people.
But then I think – "because I have money!" and jealousy goes away by itself.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63721
 03.05.2012
Dialogue in the pharmacy, d - girl, p - seller:
D: Advice, jealously, a means to combat the rich inner world.
P: Emily...
D from the worms.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63720
 03.05.2012
Conversation in ASCII:

Sister: How is it?? to
Sasha is not there, it is Matilda (cat)
Sister: You are the creature that passes by!????????????????? to

[ + 84 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63719
 03.05.2012
>>>Everyone can think of what we remember about respect for veterans only at the beginning.
>>> May of each year... It is so! But is it our fault? Did anyone of you in >>> childhood instill respect for people who went through the war? In the old age,

They vaccinated. And on every house where the veterans lived a red star was painted. There were 10 stars on some floors. The worst was the black strip.
Meetings with veterans were held. And the bossy behind them was fixed. I remember a blind man covered with tank burns. They came to him, sang, read the news, talked, questioned. When they left, he hugged and said thank you long and often. He had no grandchildren. There was no wife. He did not find anyone.
There was a legless pilot who made aircraft models. The whole house was covered by them. They were hundreds. Different sizes, colors and countries. He was most proud of the Order of Fame. The same with the Georgian tape. Because they are rewarded only by ordinary staff and sergeants. And he is from that issue when pilots were not given officer titles. Very rare among pilots. Every time I see people with these tapes, I remember him.

I remember the man who taught us to respect veterans – our pioneer leader. I was in the third class, he was in the eighth. During the attack, he was shot in both knees.
I am now 33

[ + 47 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63718
 03.05.2012
Ask the antibody the question: "two plus two multiply by zero?"
Now only schoolchildren write to me *facepalm*

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63717
 02.05.2012
xxx: In the government would need to add a position - a Facebook spammer. Someone has to point them to reality.
In any profession, such a job is needed.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №63716
 02.05.2012
If there were a female army, would you wait for me?
I would go to her!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63715
 02.05.2012
Help me, I will reduce you.
Yyy: I cannot be diminished, dignity can be diminished
xxx: I'm sorry I suspect there's somewhere here, but I have the feeling that you offered me to talk with a fuck

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №63714
 02.05.2012
XXX is
I remember my friends were roaring at me when I needed to call the sanitary.

XXX is
There was an association with German porn.
YYYY
No, porn with our sanitary equipment only for perversors

XXX is
Fuck me, fuck me!

YYYY
With what intonation do you say this?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63713
 02.05.2012
What am I when I drink? You are... a fire! You have a sword on the side appears, in front of the eyes of the glasses in the shape of stars and crystal shoes. You play in three stories at the same time.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63712
 02.05.2012
And in the Baykalye today is good... Snow falls with large pebbles. In the morning, I went out with my son on sandy rides, snowmen climbed, snowmen played... When we are still playing in snowmen... Tomorrow, May 1st!! to

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63711
 02.05.2012
I read the morning news on the tape... "The German special services found in the smuggled porn plans of terrorist attacks "Al-Qaeda" - fucking I even fear to imagine what the terrorists have conceived.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63710
 02.05.2012
Walk with a girlfriend. The conversation went on to a sensitive topic. I:"Yes, we are good girls, hentai don’t look at". Friend, not thinking:"Speak for yourself!"... O_o"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №63709
 02.05.2012
I went with my brother to the store and bought him a Huawei phone.The consultant said that he has one disadvantage - not by himself in Russia to go with a phone of this name.In fact, the price-iron ratio is the best option. The first thought as a phone which Huawei proved to be the best of all?)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №63708
 02.05.2012
In my head is a snack, in my ears is a snack... thank you, dear, don’t prepare dinner for me today, I’m full.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63707
 02.05.2012
All the guys are cats!! Yesterday he licked my heels, and today he is married to some fool.
YYY: Maybe the reason is in you? Or calling him foolish in the presence of friends is normal? IMHO stupid here you were - after your murders he decided to marry an Armenian woman (!)

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