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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62526
 08.04.2012
XXX is
I wish you that!
YYYY
thank you! You are very BOBRA.
XXX is
I am in the bath.
YYYY
Building a dam?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62525
 08.04.2012
I signed up for an interesting business magazine at the end of last year.
The calendar is in April, and the magazine in our office does not smell.
We remember, we call, we understand. At the end of the wire, an insecure girl’s voice said:
- You know, you signed up with Larisa, and she resigned at the end of last year.
So what now? Larisa has resigned, so the magazine will not come? I am ironic.
“No, you know,” the voice removed. Larissa did not just resign. In revenge, she removed the entire archive of subscribers for 2012, so no one will get the magazine now.
.......................................! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №62524
 08.04.2012
"a new name for gay tourism: pets"
I disputed. This is a gay parade.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62523
 08.04.2012
Axelmax (21:22:40 7/04/2012)
Mission Impossible Ghost, watched?

RamZes (21:23:00 7/04/2012)
So it started, Foucault.

Axelmax (21:26:23 7/04/2012)
There are rough moments.

When he clothes up as a general and runs away, I think so... no, if they were to spalm, our general will never run under any threat.

RamZes (21:30:28 7/04/2012)
Our General has more Puzo than all of Tom Cruise.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №62522
 08.04.2012
From the forum:
“I only have a decorative ficus, I’m afraid to have a lot of flowers, they say they absorb too much oxygen, and I have a child until we get one.”

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62521
 08.04.2012
The entire group in the kindergarten was asked to draw a cat at home and show it to the teacher tomorrow. My son painted a cat in Photoshop and brought a picture on a flash...I’m afraid to raise him!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62520
 08.04.2012
From the game for the smartphone:
No FIGH, the last level is underway! I struggled with him for two days, but I passed.
Listen, people, you have nothing more to do??? You spend your whole life on toys.
I want to play, what’s the difference? I am a film director. I have the right to relax.
Zzz: Nikita Sergeevich
Ccc: And I dreamed of saying it to you in the face. Tired of the Sun 2

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62519
 08.04.2012
Mom asked to help add a contact to Skype, Nick wrote to her in a message
Where is Nick?
Mom is in the mouse.
This is the buffer, however.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №62518
 08.04.2012
> Under my windows, there are constantly nighttime and nighttime songs of some kind. The police do not come for calls. What to do?
>> Call them and tell them that you have a rally under your window "disagree", it should work.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62517
 08.04.2012
Please do "and a button.
The brake.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №62516
 08.04.2012
In St. Petersburg, two homosexual propaganda activists were detained with their mouths glued.

Someone wrong they scotted there.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №62515
 08.04.2012
She put in her luggage:
A suitcase, a suitcase and a bag.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №62514
 08.04.2012
Young people borrow from old age.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №62513
 08.04.2012
My friend Serzh once had a Japanese family. Now just arrange exchange home tourism - a little Google, Skype and interest. After leaving Serzh's apartment, many will turn their fingers at the whisky, and for the Japanese the same. Limit minimalism – good things are almost nothing, bad things are not at all. I have long been looking for the antique shops at least a weak resemblance of his coffee shop - tiny cups are weightless, like pebbles. But the Japanese guests were not shocked by cups, but a thing that has not yet been named in this world. The alloy of silver metal, like a piece of a flying plate, had a perfect, slightly curved shape in all three dimensions. Small in sight, he weighed five kilograms and heavily pressed tobacco chickens on a thickening pad. The mysterious metal conducts heat instantly, to every point of the chickens dispersed by it. The curved sides reliably pressed the chickens from all sides, not letting them dry. The flowing shapes would look boring if not the dramatic lightning-like zigzag on the narrow side, for which it was convenient to grab this heavy thing. The Japanese asked for a long time which master of design did this, and how to contact him. Serge broke his head to explain. It was magnificently polished and lovingly polished by him himself in his youth, accidentally found a fragment of the tooth of the Soviet excavator.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62512
 08.04.2012
Redman: Hi to you. I gave you the cartridges. You can come and pick up.
Thank you very much, good man! Your hands are golden!! and :-*
Redman : No. I have CMYK hands right now :(

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62511
 08.04.2012
Advertising on loans should be read the opposite. Take a loan! There is no problem!“No problem?” Take a loan!“”

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62510
 08.04.2012
I could not help in the fight. I was filming on the phone at that time.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62509
 08.04.2012
[To_hell_&_back 18:56:20]
A programmer should know everything :)
[Coffee from 19:00:04]
I know and do well. :P
[To_hell_&_back at 6:00 pm]
You have serious arguments, you won’t argue :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62508
 08.04.2012
I know how the end of the world will come. They will allow the sale of cocaine in bags with the inscription “cocaine kills” to be absolutely legal and will call it the fight against drug addiction.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №62507
 08.04.2012
XXX: I have never held myself behind the benchmark.
YYY: Have you ever taken yourself for the bench??...

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