The answer.ru
"We need some help! Express in pascals the pressure of 1.5 kPa."
I haven’t been there for a long time, but is there anything else that is taught in schools?! to

He pays twice...
I want to work in a cottage [...]

About a year ago, I told my girlfriend (D) that I would drink a bottle of vodka and not get drunk, the time went but so checked and didn't work. She often reminded me of it. Yesterday we went to the supermarket with shopping, followed us as usual other buyers - guys (P), and a conversation took place:
I: What else do we need to buy?
D : Oh! We need vodka! You promised me 😉 :P
I: I started...
P: Yeah yeah!! to

JJ: Who are you cheating with?
Chinese Pilot: I betray you with "eat" and "sleep"

You don’t go to the movie? 😉

I think in this police suit you are more than I look like an actor :)

Oh yeah) this is my role in German cinema, if you understand what I’m talking about)))))))

Commissioner Rex? HDD

[5:23:06] Alexis: Au
[14:28:02] Yegor is fucking Pol the 5th. Who will answer that?

Anonymous hackers blocked the UK’s interior ministry website.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! Russia should be blocked.
xxx: Probably our government websites are not yet worthy of their attention.
Zzzz: They can’t do it! We have it all on paper...

The women’s toilet in the cinema. I go out of the cabin, the next woman is already coming in the line. I usually look back to see if I have forgotten anything. I see a package of paper clothes. I look at him for a second and try to figure out what it is and what to do about it. I say to the woman who has already approached, wait and I take a step in the direction of the towels... And here from underneath the neighboring cabin a hand rises, touches the towels and takes them into her cabin O_O. All this happens literally in a moment! With a quiet shocked voice, I say: “No, nothing... and I am as shocked as I am leaving... Someone from heaven has been saved in a very difficult moment of life – just a piece of fate, no other way)))

Wife: Do I look like Gorlam?
I : No.
Is it because I am fat?! to

xxx: A Jeep Wrangler man came to the exhibition today. Front grid, mirrors, pencil - golden
YYY: I would take it away.
He left his wife in the car. :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
So I was with Annie.
Writing about Anja?

A cup for Dad, a cup for Mom.
Son: What, am I eating you?! to

<[malinovka]el-Lot.p.sds> Ivan Urgant gave his wife a restaurant
<swDIMM> This is a
<swDIMM> Andrei Urgant gave Ivan Urgant to his wife

During the Month:
Maybe in the pop?
Maybe in the ear?

He: You don’t allow me anything, even to buy a big TV!
She: But he won’t fit!
He: You said the same about sex as well...

XXX is
Celebration of you
YYYY
With which?
XXX is
with goodwill
YYYY
What is this?
XXX is
The circus celebration
YYYY
Write the Circus.

Comments on Sex Forum:
- As far as I understand, there are people gathering here who know everything about the drainage... Well or almost everything... So here... a very respected comrade asked the question:
How to remove gasoline from the tank without swallowing?
Please give professional advice!

XXX: Yes to you! All the time I’m crawling in my pockets.Whatever I find, it’s all my fault!
YYY: And my wife in principle doesn’t roam in the pockets...
Even when it washes.
XXX: The Holy Woman

My wife locked me in the toilet, motivating her to paint. And she doesn’t want me to see her unpainted. 4 years together. The Pizzeria.

Year of Student:
March, April, May, Fuck July, August...
The student! It’s not too late for June! and :-)

Teached his girlfriend to play poker on fireworks, the next day lost to neighbors a cat =(