neoSENS: I was organizing a "unwinning lottery" at school in the junior classes.
There were folded papers inside which was written who which prize won. The lottery was free. The prizes were different: Shkelban, fofan, pine under the bark, etc.)))
All the prizes were returned to me in double amount :((

Today I received the best SMS in my life.
"I’m getting bored"

I am in shock!
The Cat.

One girl had a cat and she loved him.
In the morning, when he wanted to eat, the girl walked, and she woke up.
He met her at home after school, grabbed her.
But one day the cat broke his neck around the corner of the refrigerator.
The cat was taken to the veterinary, but it was too late.
The girl was sitting next to him, holding him by the foot and crying.
Then they buried him.
But to this day, the girl takes a picture of the cat, sits down, kisses the photo and cries, realizing that the time for the cat has stopped.

to wear? Broken the neck at the corner of the refrigerator?? to

Well, I decided on the personal front :)
It is beautiful! And how?
Cardinally...
Is she pregnant?
-Aga:) It turned out to be so simple..I put the status "I want a son". Four women immediately responded. Prepare for the wedding)
Do you want to invite me to a salad?
of course!

My name is Andrew. And every time I install a screw and enter an account name, I feel like an idiot.

We are so happy when we seem to be paid a thirteenth salary for nothing. In fact, this is 1% of the money we’ve stolen.

How did you raise such a smart boy?
Lying, threatening, blackmailing – it’s all pretty simple.

XXX is
I understand, of course, that the present generation is a bit of a fucking thing, but it was the last drop.

YYYY
What to forgive?

XXX is
In a neighboring house, a little girl sits on the balcony in a betman’s mask, reads a book and eats a banana through a hole in a mask.

We wish prompt recovery to all victims of the explosions in Dnipro... all will be GOOD!!! to

Comments on the article "Belarus can live on 743 thousand rubles a month, the government believes:
XXX: Maybe but not for long.
yyy: Look at the Discovery channel "Ultimate Survival". There is everything explained in detail, as there are bushes, plants, drink from the pebbles, etc. The next story will soon be filmed here.

Maya: I decided that I was quietly happy)))
Onycosolve: remove my settings
Maya: Well...
Maya: In "Parameters" you choose "Enable protection against stress" to the highest level, it will check for the presence of irritating factors in your environment (+ you can also close access to problems in "personal settings"), the size of the smile you choose average. In case of a critical error, the sleeping mode should be enabled.

Family business is fun. I get up in the morning and go to the bathroom. My husband is going to work. I come out of the winery – this cranberry stands on one knee in his hand, holds the key to the office and says, “Come out after me!” He looks like a cat from shrek. Going to work...

I wonder if there are absolutely white zebras.
Yes, the horses are called

Ahahahahahahahahah
Included 1 channel. There is glucose transmission. We showed a passage from her clip, where it sings: "And I have the most, the most, the most beautiful...". I switch to the other channel, there: silence, several men stand, and in a couple of seconds one of them applies a palm to his face.
“FACEPALM” and “Aga.

Did you hear that a balloon exploded in the shore yesterday?
With gas?
No, with a shark.

What is your style of fighting?
Kiev, and what about you?
and Ayanogami.

A cockroach lives without a head for nine days and then dies of starvation.
- Oh, and the head without the cockroach is suffering for 3 months.

Comments on Leningrad – Sweet Sleep:
The xxx:
=) the pudding
YYYY :
Imagine: a concert in Peter - a bitch - playing this song and jumping a man in front of me under a hundred kg weight and shouting "I love so much when the big and thick cock in me...")
I have seen it.)

Kitty Secret
How is the purity known when you love and you do not, but it hurts when you are unnecessary!!!!!!!! to

Serena finally
Don’t tell me you grew up.

by Yuri Novikov
The Grammar Nazi in me died in convulsions.

Heaven is when there is no boss, no alarm and no Monday.