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[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61926
 26.03.2012
My husband gives me injections, terribly sick. The back flew out again.

Yesterday I swallowed the sponges:

I’m not going to bet today! Today is holiday! I do not want!

Husband: It is your decision. of your health.

I: Why do you talk to me like an adult?! to

The husband: Okay. Then I will now tie you, shut your mouth, place you in a corner, bind your eyes, take off your clothes.

I: - E-E-E-E-E... You talk to me like an adult again!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61925
 26.03.2012
Our cat knows how much time is on the clock! )) We from Ukraine, with my husband freelancer, we get up at 9 usually... a cat, bite, knows what before the hoverboard will not get, but exactly at 9 wakes up every day, they called her "cat waker", the usual start is not necessary... today the first day when we moved to summer time, but she again at 9 we woke up! How is? I only have one answer: it’s a shit.)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61924
 26.03.2012
Shi: You don’t love me!
It is:' (
Fuck me, I love it. You are a fucking fool.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61923
 26.03.2012
Q: What is this new app on your phone, what does it do?
HN: shows the temperature of horneia celery
You are fucking fucking, do you know?! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61922
 26.03.2012
The younger sister received "2". My mother sits and reads. The reaction:
"My mother You are fighting. It is like in sport.
"5" - The Gold Medal
"4" - gold and gold
"3" - Bronze
a "2" is an honorary literature.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №61921
 26.03.2012
and robbery:
My dog has developed a reflex :(
When I rub Ramstein, she takes the carpet with her teeth and goes to the hallway :(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61920
 26.03.2012
Announcement: 1 March Opening of the Salon-Shop "STOK"
(The first comment )
The Spring ;D

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №61919
 26.03.2012
Do you want a stupid, stereotypical joke about punk?
WOW : WOW
Panthers love the Russian Wind. You can get out of the system!by 11
See also :DDD
zzz: o yes))) and thenë it’s shit))
I have 5 points ?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61918
 26.03.2012
From this day on, I stop this holiwar and declare the toilet the real killer of the iPhone.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61917
 26.03.2012
They clean the snow from the roof, the workers try, a specific squeeze, the comas of snow falls, and here, along with the snow, the cat flies in the voice of the eagle... see the matte, but it is scary for him, then the spade flies, and the selective mat from the roof, the fox from where you came here!!! Workers are awake.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61916
 26.03.2012
J: Dear, give me a flash with the NNN presentation.
(M suits trying to insert in the left USB port)
It does not eat!!! to
M: What is wrong?
You cannot go to this port. He is still a virgin!! to
M: O_o

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61915
 26.03.2012
Elizabeth: The Helpanites
Elizabeth: I have a problem.
Elizabeth: I went into the room.
Elizabeth to her boyfriend
Elizabeth: and he shakes on anime
Elizabeth: It is terrible.
Elizabeth: Advice what to do?
Emp21: Em... sushi?

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61914
 26.03.2012
Sorry, here is your nose, I found it in my business.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61913
 26.03.2012
Going out of work on Friday, he said to the guard:
Wait for me on the third day, with the first rays of the sun.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61912
 26.03.2012
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I found a simple marmelade recipe.
Where can I get the agar-agar??? Not a desire?

WOW :
Maybe they are selling it =)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Oh, on the suharka there is) and I thought that in this ass of the city, except for puzzles and puzzles, there is nothing to find.)
It turned out - no hero - there are puzzles, gopniks and agar-agar)))

WOW :
Probably the same trades. Reason: "nu type no more so rust name"))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61911
 26.03.2012
Accidents happen because today’s drivers drive on yesterday’s roads on tomorrow’s cars with the after tomorrow’s speed.
by Vittorio de Sica.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №61910
 26.03.2012
I will invite you to our wedding.
I will not go to your wedding.
A strange wedding without a bride
Who is the bride?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №61909
 26.03.2012
My wife and I are going to cook naturally. I do not resolve to wear my old, torn jeans and ask her:
Normal is not?
It will go for the fire.
For the costume?? to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61908
 26.03.2012
I realized that there was something wrong with the site when it took the date of birth on February 31.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61907
 26.03.2012
A woman does not hear a man, and a man hears a woman, but does not understand.

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