Q: How do I get to know you?
She: I will have a bunch of porn from 1912 in my hands.

"Here, WoW, line" Only true trolls could see the title of the three games in this presentation and dumbly hike.

I work as a salesman in a computer store. The customer came with the question of whether we have a HDMI flash. After my affirmative NO and NO, he replied that they already exist OMG as long ago. The speed of data transmission on them is hundreds of times higher than via USB and the flash drive itself converts ANY information to HD format. The final accord was the statement that through it you can install Windows on any TV with HDMI output.

Wonder here
Commentary on episode of the series:

You know, when in the first series the protagonist preferred tanks and BTRam a horse, I suspected that there would be problems with logic in this series.

Are they walking dead? Yes, logic a little there, but when there is no gasoline, the horse is the norm)

From the hub, about the news of Sony’s patent on a touch screen that can read fingerprints:
Hoorsh: Now when you meet with the hoops, you risk staying not only without a mobile phone, but also without a finger.

xxx: make me a gift for the doctor - give physiology)
YYY: I can not. I have already prepared for you monthly))

The internal clock is very accurate. very very. Believe it.
My inner clock wakes me up when I have to cross the threshold of my office.

I don’t understand the logic of lesbians, even kill them. To reject a man, but to use a phalaemitter, in my opinion, is the same as being a vegan, but to crack a sausage from under the floor.

Our lecturer on the theoretical foundations of acoustics is upset not so much by the use of obscene vocabulary in the middle of a couple, as by its reasons:

L: Thus we are moving from the dynamic system to the mechanical system, and from it to the electrical system.
C: Pi * children
L: Where is it? It is simple!! to

Conversation of parents:
Where has my daughter gathered?
to walk.
With the ends? (mol, "to the morning?")
Girls will also be...

I walk with a girl in the city in the evening. As we passed through the stop, we suddenly got into a dark underground where at 40 meters in the darkness before us appears a crowd of people out of 10, evilly smoking, badly looking at our side.
The girl very resolutely pulls me by the sleeve, saying, let’s turn into another strange. But I understand that we are already too close, and you have to go to the end or not.

We get closer, and there, it turns out, a crowd of young girls smoking gathered in a club nearby.

This is the women’s competition.

XXX: Remove the clock
On the dark side? : 3

Lenko: it will be incompetent but quickly.)
Circunflexo: sounds like a preface to deflation

Peter and the snow. Two girls aged 8 and over in the yard:
Girl 1: How much snow, but it is not delicious.
Yes, in autumn the snow tastes better than in spring.

xxx: Good time.I installed ubuntu 10.04, and put on the same logical partition where Win XP was already standing.Please write in detail in order how to remove ubuntu so as not to dismantle Win XP.

yyy: You need a boot drive from the window.You load it, when loading you choose "system restore", it leads you to the console.In it you give in turn 2 commands - fixmbr and fixboot, then load in the screw, start the disk manager and rearrange as you think necessary.

ZY And in general, let’s tell you better how to remove a wendy.)))

Now again there will be stories about phones that moved time forward, as a result of which people came to work an hour earlier

Pash, the next time you want to talk to me just like this, you don’t have to start the conversation with the phrase: "And you don’t know the proof of Desarg’s theorem?".

I think all family quarrels are due to a lack of sex. A man does not fuck his grandmother for a month, and then fucking such, wondering what it is that the grandmother is constantly biting him. Love each other and have sex more often. May the world be happier!!! to

There is such a guy, A. Raymer (now the head of UFSIN, a noble troll, on YouTube watch the video with him). At one time he headed the Orenburg Oblast...then appointed to Samara

At the move there was some misunderstanding, and the meeting party was waiting for him at the wrong post of the DPS.

Rainer in the civic entered the post that was originally supposed to be.
There is a Sergeant of the DPS, feet on the table.
C: You have to fuck here.
R: You should have met me.
C: Who are you?
Re: My name is Reimer
C makes a smooth transition of their posture to stand humbly with a simultaneous attempt to give honor.
R: Sit down, civil honors are not required to give

c) Arsenij Smirnov

In general, I want that in every human being, along with worms and ringworms, an altruist must live and develop!