Where can I buy googles?? to
YYY: If you need glasses for welding, say so "save glasses".
In any construction market is sold.In the youth went, welding glasses have them
Goggles, Zephyr - Marshmallow, Pidarasses - Hipsters.

The Favourite!!I want a salad - slaves under the coat
Zodiac: Zodiac

He took the elderly from the garden. I ask :
What were you doing in the garden today?
They painted.
What were they painting?
And a sandwich.
...??? to
And a sandwich!

See also St. Petersburg.

How did you get to write without gaps!!! Generation, fucking, raised on Twitter and smscs. Remember - after the signs of intersection, whether it is a point, a seal, a crying sign, before the next word must be placed a gap. Otherwise, in literate people, the eye perceives your entire design as a single word, which makes it difficult to perceive what is written. Respect each other!

Where is the map?
I do not know!
Whom did she have?
With the pants.
Where is the map?
On the roof of the car.
“Sanna, we have a little speed now, right?”

Killrot: The more I work as an administrator, the more I understand how magical the phrase is – “There is no technical possibility!”

The whole essence of karate I understood when I accidentally listened to a conversation between a karate coach and an administrator in a fitness club.
Karate coach says he decided to go to boxing at old age to learn not to get

My daughter is playing.
She goes under the blanket, pretends to be asleep and asks me to wake her.
I push her a little, saying:
Wake up.
She replied sleepily and not in a good way:
He continues to pretend he is sleeping.
From the 10th attempt, it still stands up.

The father depicts.

With all the disadvantages of building work, there is one huge plus - I can sleep under a perforator.

X: How do you feel?
I feel like I want a cake.

XX: I hate the separation of personality! That is cool!!! to

A1ko: resist temptation! we have the power of will!
A1ko : and no money (

If I had a surname, I would have changed it to Dristaco.
Abdristaco - too pathetic

A.s Pushkin was the first Russian programmer.
But there is no friendship between us.
Eliminate all prejudices.
We honour all the zeros.
And the units are themselves!":))

XXX: How did you get there?
yyy: yes, like norms)))trembled capec.we were flying in the thunder (I already thought I would die"
xxx: )what"
yyy: :'( I catch up like a catchup(((the man is still a bitch around roaring that we fuck a bitchup"

Jessy(13:00) :
I'll go to you - or we'll have rats and cockroaches in the dining room (

mk110 (13:00) :
Why do you talk about the boss?

Good news (although it’s late)
All the boys who as a child dreamed of seeing the breasts "Zenas: Queen of Warriors", can now download the series Spartacus and watch :)

How! How, fucking, you can work when the subordinate, who sits opposite a semi-transparent cushion, the 4th size boobs are not placed in the cushion, the nipples look at you, and sometimes there is no one at all, and she is not embarrassed by the fact that somebody is vigilant. But what’s inside doesn’t allow it to happen.

I listened to the radio, there was something about an expedition in Antarctica. And among other things: Ukrainian system administrator Alexei will go with the scientists. It will winter for the sixth time."Sysadmin wintering in Antarctica for the sixth time! The main thing is not to imagine. He is harsher than Chuck Norris.

I read new news on the news tape. I see the title : Elena Berkova played Pugachev in a German porn film!!! and. I see. It is written that Berkova played in a German porn scandal that it will not come to us in Russia.
Now Pugacheva is simply obliged to play in the German film Berkov, will give the same
You are fantasy!
The woman got out of the table crying.