What to do if you are buried alive in a grave?"

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by ppt :D
Every day is like that :D

I was stuck in the monitor at work...I slept a little)))
The hand shrugged in a dream and as the mouse throws to the side... from this and awakened)))

A huge skateboard?

Every time in the trolleybus, under its electric motor sounds, I imagine that I’m on a board.
It was like Marty McFly :)

From the life of Rostelecom:

xxx (12:07:06 23/03/2012)
Cable installers woke up.

xxx (12:07:52 23/03/2012)
There it turns out that from the shell you get into the house, and there immediately the closet stands. Cable through the closet.

xxx (12:08:05 23/03/2012)
In the closet was a circle.

xxx (12:08:25 23/03/2012)
and mounted, thrown the cable through the pen of the circle

xxx (12:08:33 23/03/2012)
Call me, I need a bowl.

xxx (12:08:35 23/03/2012)
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In the spring, the trees were filled with cats.

It is bad to live in a small city - until it comes to fashion, it has already been scammed on the Internet.

Jobs would have been alive if he had turned in the grave.
YYY: Tell me, why would a living Jobs lie in the grave if he was alive? For such a phrase, you should rub all the runes no less.

Young people have a road everywhere, but often it is a road to nowhere.

Up to 120!
I will continue medical drawings from my wife’s life, with her permission.

Up to 120 is a traditional Jewish wish for longevity in Israel.

From the first person...

I am a doctor, I work on challenges. of Jerusalem. A challenge for a 46 year old woman. A small mistake, the controller got off. The woman is not 46, but 106 years old!
A brave old lady, with a healthy mind and a solid memory, that you will not often meet at this age.She slipped, fell, severely broke her leg. I look, there is no fracture, I suggest going to the hospital, there X-rays will be done.
Son is 87 years old.
The grandmother refuses: "Nothing terrible, and so it will survive!"
The son insists. And here my grandmother publishes... in Hebrew and Russian mixed (Russian-only mates). Which...h...I’m going to go there! I am healthy!
I smile and say to her, “Up to 120!”
She smiled, “Look, the doctor understands me! I understand, my son!”
Goodbye, I am going out.
At the door is another comrade, 80 years old too: "How is Mirjam?"
In the eye of alarm.
“You know, I’m her friend,” she says.
I say it’s okay, nothing bad.
And then he asks me a question, from which I fall into precipitation: "Say, doctor, does this not prevent her from having an intimate life?"

I wish you all 120! To have a healthy mind and a strong memory.

A woman in the pharmacy can’t choose a condom. She asks the seller:
Can you tell me which one is better to buy?
A man’s voice in the back:
Winter in the garden! Take the spikes!

Conversations in Chat
XXX: Who are you?
Yyy: Your God
Thanks, I already have a wife.

XXX I will sing!
XXX: The Natural Resistance
One for the whole country.
Not stupid and with a beard.
He carries a whistle with him...
YYY:...xD

We live in a society where the pizza comes faster than the ambulance.
Zews.Aga to eat before dying.

I went to my grandmother in the village. I went to the toilet on the street. I sit, I think of eternity... Here is a knock on the door! I say I am going out now! The knock is repeated, but more persistent! Again I say I’ll go out! The knock again! I get up, I look out the window, who is there... And there the door is knocking... Oh!? to

My favorite is calling:
Hi you coco!
What is?
Hi, I say a cock!
I am like that!
Damn, ears, I say it doesn’t hurt anymore?

Reply to:

(Discussions about the film)
X: - Listen, and why the daughter of Prince Vladimir was called Zabava Putyaticna, and, for example, not Vladimirovna?
Maybe it’s not by name, but by name?and :)

Because you are dumb. She is not a daughter, but a nephew. And the image goes back to the historical girl, the daughter of the thousandman Putyat, who helped Vladimir first to carry out the reform of paganism, and then - baptism.

Mariah Strengthened:
The law “On Rules of Conduct in Public Places” comes into force on 1 May 2012.
The citizen of the Russian Federation in any situation must look properly. Clothes should be clean and careful, makeup - not throwing... Inscriptions on clothes should not contain obscene words regardless of the language in which they are written.
The underwear should not be transparent or out of the upper clothes. It is forbidden to appear in public places without underwear."

Legislators recommend that women wear mainly dresses and sweaters, and men are advised to refrain from ripped jeans. According to the new law, you will not be able to wear jeans with low waist, and popular today ballowers, and semi-transparent bluses, and will also have to give up ballet, Vietnamese and shoes, chewing the heels and fingers at the same time.

So I see:
Police: "Girl, let’s go, we have a suspicion that you are without underwear"

<NN_was>you are a woman, not a dishwasher! The dishwasher only has to wash the dishes, and you still have to cook, clean, wash and smooth! and :)

It is like an anecdote. I hear a man (M) reading a little (M) story:
M: They began to live - to feed and to earn good
M: Why is it?
M: Why is it?
M: Why did you chew him?
M: Who is it?? to
M: Grandpa and Grandpa
M : Who?? to
M: well done
Which... good?
M: Well you said, they began to live and to eat and to chew well. Why Why?
Interestingly, this question afflicted me as a child too. Hereditary is what.

X: Hi, what are you doing?
Hi, I smoke cigars, drink absinthe, and control the lives of other people.
x: What, again LD, Tahrun and the Sims 3?
Y: You did know :(