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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60366
 19.02.2012
I think, for example, those who walk without a hat at -20 are fools. I'm not about those who just run to the car, but who specifically walks on the street in the cold without a hat and apparently, as in childhood, think it's cool)))
UUU: I wear a cap when I’m frozen... And girls with naked backbone is better? Then the problems will come out!
The Vote. And then they will meet: one head is frozen, and she has everything below the belt. What a birth rate! ?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60365
 19.02.2012
Commentary on the cartoon "Oh you speaking fish!" (where "Good E-Eh"):
"first manual on trolling!"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60364
 19.02.2012
X: It seems normal. You are how?
Y: Yes as well. I want to drink
X: And I am...
Y: I know you are. I want to drink

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60363
 19.02.2012
Crimento once again convinced him that he lives in Russia.
Darkest: What is it about?
Crimento: on a small commercial building is written "sell" and a phone.
Crimento: and on the neighboring residential house is written "huy".
Darkest: What is this?
Crimento: the same color and handwriting.

[ + 28 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60362
 19.02.2012
xxx: By the way, I know a great story about the "eternal" engine! I have a friend who lives in Israel. For a whole year he invented the "eternal" engine. Sponsor allocated 1 million dollars))) The engine was made, worked and stopped))) Sponsor allocated another 1 million dollars))) Continuation I don't know, but it's a fact, people are working)))
Yyy: And not to teach the Jews of commerce)))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №60361
 19.02.2012
XXX: By the way, I’m wondering what next apple kiss will choose to name the next OS X... Well what kind of cat can be cooler than a lion? =) is
Review: OS X Pussy

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60360
 19.02.2012
There was once a case, I was not at home all day, apparently many times a day friends called the home phone. I come back in the evening, I call the home phone, I take my dad’s phone:
who?
Stats
If you go out with your Stase, go out of here, Webky!! to
Dad, what are you? This is I...
Oh well come in.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60359
 19.02.2012
Repair of robot vacuum cleaners. That which are round such, themselves chase the quarry, cleaner.. So here, it is written with a mark: "Terminator model T1. The capture of humanity begins with cleaning)"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60358
 19.02.2012
Applications for Android:
Your AK-47, An application that will allow you to skillfully handle the AK-47
A brief description:
Simulator of assembly and disassembly

The commentary:
XXX is
I recently bought an AK-47, and I don't know how to use it. This is just a finding, thanks to the author, it helped a lot.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60357
 19.02.2012
In some companies there is a tradition: to make one day a week when you can come to work in jeans, so-called casual fridays.
In my company there are two such days: casual Saturdays and casual Sundays.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №60356
 19.02.2012
Tra-ta to Tra-ta to Tra-ta
We are breeding a cat!
A stupid cat!
I’m stuck in Xerox!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №60355
 19.02.2012
My attempts to learn programming in C++ failed at the first stage - download C++ and understand how it starts (((

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60354
 19.02.2012
Debate about the demotivator with the panda

xxx: "Do not be a racist. Be like a panda. He is black, white and at the same time Asian"
XXXX: and the extinct species

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60353
 19.02.2012
In the construction:
Who are you working for?
The Brigadier!
Who is in the brigade?
I and the performer.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60352
 19.02.2012
Tolstoy said: “She (Natasha Rostov) could not see people indifferently so as not to send them somewhere.” tom 2, part 4, chapter 9))))

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60351
 19.02.2012
Going into shit.
Advertising of sweaters and hats 228 on the main...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №60350
 19.02.2012
To do something to someone, know:

Add to this:

Black and white TV - "Rainbow"
Tagged with: "feelings"
Toughened Laminated Safety - "Friendship"
Tear gas - "Cherry flour"
Intercontinental missile - "world"
Where is the logic???! to

There is also a heavy fire system (some "Katyusha" on the tank) with the charming name "Buratino".

So that the enemy can’t guess... men don’t know...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60349
 19.02.2012
I got a virtual car!
YYY: And went to film virtual bodies?
XXX: The Dog

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60348
 19.02.2012
XXX> How long do you get?
yyy> at six
xxx> give in half
yyy> well okay
yyy> only I am late for half an hour

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60347
 19.02.2012
If you saw a neighbor with a perforator on Friday, you should get up early on Saturday.

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