After the celebration

XHH: What are you doing?
Rest of the guests!
HH: What about them? Arrived in extension? O_O

Only on the eve of February 23, you can see a smiling girl in the bus with a drill just bought.

From a letter to my favorite friend:

I: Did I tell you that I love it?
Q: I say it, but I say it.
I: I adore you
Q: I’m so upset that my butt is dumb.
I am fucking
I: Could it have been without it?
Q: In the sense of the smooth ruby heated my cheeks)

Ladies and gentlemen, your poop is very good today!
So go down and tell her this personally.

Q: What kind of education do you need to be a stripper?
HH: Not what, but what
XH: Two education, at least 3 degree

My 4 year old daughter has a mystery:
We will fill the vase with various colors.
The teeth!

ALA
and hello. I had Epic Feel here yesterday. I came tired from work at 10, I go to the kitchen in such a half-sleep, I start to heat something for myself. Mom and brother are talking in the kitchen. The brother tells about how in school, the Russian girl is bitten to him, complains, offends him. He asks – what should I do? I am in this half-sleep saying "Lord, tell her - go naked!". I wake up from the silence in the kitchen and everyone is looking at me.
ALA
Just sadness

XXX: No man is suitable for me!
Have you tried all the connections?

Artemonovich: Denis again surprised, got a new job, negotiated with the general. Vitaly Borisovich, could not call me at 6 a.m., or I like to sleep, I am afraid to sleep my first working day.

All the best for children, and the worst they will find without you.

The day of the Soviet Army and Navy was celebrated. Today is the Day of the Defender of the Fatherland, but it is not important.

Seven years ago, I heard on Russian radio an interview with some Lesh-Tarsan, once the owner of a famous nightclub in Miami and apparently one of the bosses of the Russian mafia in Florida. He gave the interview by phone, if I’m not mistaken, from a Canadian prison, but it doesn’t matter. He was charged with trying to sell a Soviet submarine of the class "Piranha" to the Colombian drug mafia to deliver cocaine and heroin to the United States. Lecha worked on this operation together with the Cuban Juan Almeida. "Piranha" took a look at the Colombians because of their small size and excellent dive bridge system. The boat is really impressive. At http://world.lib.ru/b/b_a/pictureweekly.shtml you can look at it.

"When Almeida came out to me with an offer, I clearly understood that nothing would work out," Lecha-Tarzan said, "Well, how do you imagine pulling a combat submarine out of the port? Nevertheless, after learning about the budget of $150 million, I decided that 5-10 million I, a Jewish guy, would somehow give in any arrangement and agreed. He flew to Russia. There I was brought with a very great Admiral. We met him at the Kronstadt Navy base to see the goods, as they say, live. I will never forget his first question for the rest of my life.
How will you buy? With arms or without?

by Abrp722

Why are you so upset? What happened?
I gave my husband a set of fish blossoms for February 23.
Well, it is right. He has been fishing every weekend for 10 years. What is wrong?
He swirled in his hands, swirled and asked, “What is this?”

Do I have the feeling that today is Monday?

When the paper with the words "Buy Your Brains" carelessly sent me money, I wasn't upset, but bought 2 operations.

Krok12: Pizdec, and I lived in Uzbekistan and we had only one fun from morning to night, stoning each other with stones.* is

Chelyabinsk is nearby.

Are you talking about shaving? I have an ideal woman, pre-order mass effect 3 on the day of the Defender of the Fatherland with the words: in the country of peace, although in the game of the land to protect..... :-P

and the most funny thing when they smooth the Push-Apa parallel, thinking that women feel something))))... guys, shoot the Push-Apa right away, don't think he smooth, he doesn't care..he is a parallel)))

Everything became so original, suddenly the foam for shaving ended... but the annual supply of tea appeared.

We are watching today with a girl my favorite since childhood movie - Terminator, she is watching it for the first time (O.o).The girl is far from electronics, the moment, where his hand falls into the hatchback and electric discharges follow.
Q: What is it electric?
I: No, Blin, he has a white inside the wheel running!
The end of the movie, I watch, I cry, I am happy, I liked the movie.
And then the girl gives out:'he's not sick—he's iron, and the white has something to do with it?' It is so... omg.

Does your mother cook badly?? to
This can be expressed in one phrase.) XD is