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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №61566
 19.03.2012
Young man, get up! Time to drive
The Innocence...
Those who live by the "need" principle govern those who live by the "I want" principle.
If you want, go and I need to sleep.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61565
 19.03.2012
A 2-year-old boy says to his wife: “Tita! Tati!" (he wants to suck his chest and listen to a story).
I: Aha, bread and spectacles.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61564
 19.03.2012
Why do you just download 100 megabytes and you say half an hour?? to
I am with the browser.
WOW: forgot about those light times when I put the song on the race and went for tea to drink?)))
I went to bed ><

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61563
 19.03.2012
My friend is studying in China. Her status :
Yesterday Laoshi taught me how to Chinese "burger,potato and ketchup". I only now realized that I can now order a macdaq 24 hours a day.
What did she create?!! to

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61562
 19.03.2012
xxx (22:34:56 18/03/2012)
I don't remember them.
xxx (22:35:01 18/03/2012)
I do not remember
xxx (22:35:06 18/03/2012)
Tell it all)
yyy (22:37:11 18/03/2012)
Harry Potter, Volan de Mort, 17 years ago, blood-meat-intestines, death to dirt, the power of maternal love, Lord's death, scar, 11 years later letters, train, Hermione and Ron, school, magic, metals, vu-hu, several years full of adventures, snakes, magicians, basilica, diaries, spiders, swindlers, criminals, Volan de Mort returned, god my, what to do, the Order of Phoenix, save the world of magicians, Dumbledore died, blood-some-some war, magical sides, big losses, happy end.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61561
 19.03.2012
I had to go through one test here. as a result, I was advised to stop drinking... and what if I can’t live without water then...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №61560
 19.03.2012
More absurd than Russian "rap" can only be Uzbek black metal.
yyy: :))))
XXX: No, no and no. Push out: such guys come out in black hats, in black tubeteys with these heroins of the type "adyn-pink-two-string" and DYST-DYST-DYST!!! And so I say: YAHYUN-YAHYUN-YAHYUN-YAHYUN!!! The devil is the devil!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61559
 19.03.2012
I picked up the garbage, the neighbors thought I was moving.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №61558
 19.03.2012
We have a cross-roulette with our neighbors and I hear everything. Once I sit, read, and I hear a loud voice like this: apchhi! The apache!
Reflectively inclined and polite, I say clearly: be healthy!
In the silence it was heard as a cold sweat struck the neighbor.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61557
 19.03.2012
What Fish Should a Cat Eat?
Fish rarely eat cats.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61556
 19.03.2012
I am worried about the end of the world. He will not be his friend!? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61555
 19.03.2012
She: I’m going on vacation in the summer, I’m roaming travel websites, where would I go?
Not in the Lake Loch Ness.
Something familiar, and why?
The Loch Ness monster has been searched for thousands of years.
She: And the sho?
They will find
She : When?
He: When you come...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61554
 19.03.2012
- Lion, give me such a thing, well the letters to print with the mouse.
The keyboard on the screen? Why Why?
I find it uncomfortable to print when your cat lies on my knees.

Marrying anything

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №61553
 19.03.2012
I live in Paris. I just saw in the subway a thick old black woman with a T-shirt “A” and “B” sitting on a pipe and the mouths of Abramovich and Berezovsky. Cognitive dissonance at all.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61552
 19.03.2012
From Poets of the Fall:

xxx: Have you watched the movie "Start"?
YYY: This is the best movie I’ve seen :)
Zzzz: Yyy, you need to see more movies.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61551
 19.03.2012
I am fighting with an ass. He no longer knows how to strike me stronger:
Yes, I have a hundred of you!!! to
I am a anniversary.)
I’m removed from the list ?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61550
 19.03.2012
xxx: Igor distinguished), while he slept, his house was taken over and even the cell phone was pulled out of the pillow.)
yyy: I always said that you can catch him while he’s asleep, and he doesn’t even scratch, a fool.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61549
 19.03.2012
It is spring in Peter. You smell in the window - the sun, the kidneys on the trees, the meadows, the birds will crack. You go out and get a mole in the face.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61548
 19.03.2012
Now the degree of degradation of society is felt sharply. There is a full of icons of additional status such as blue hatch - "learn", and so on, even a condom is (and how before sex to quickly status in the asche not to change?A "I read" No Who reads at this time?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61547
 19.03.2012
by TUDO:

> but the holes in the paper it makes DREAM!

And you try the archive of documents to do when one case of sheets 300-500 holes to break through. Or are you going to break 1 page?

The drill is not exactly drilled, that I am like a driller, so if we have a small drilling machine, we are more than a solid bank)))

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