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About the recipes.
As a child I lived with my grandmother. She had many old books, including the largest “Book of Delicious and Healthy Food.” The year 1953. My grandmother was working in the hospital at three in a day, so I was often left alone.
Slowly, in order not to ridicule the tired grandmother after the shift, I began to look into this book and cook something for myself.
The food was probably healthy, but absolutely tasteless: almost unsalted, somewhat purple. Gradually I developed a complex that my hands grow from exactly where the recipes from this book should come from.
Many years later, when I came to my next vacation, I started helping my grandmother put the house in order. Books on the shelves have long changed names and covers. Looking into the inside of the couch, I stumbled upon this book.
Having remembered all the fat that I periodically ate, I still carefully wiped it with a cloth. In front of my eyes were the letters that I did not consider in my youthful rush: "A book about delicious and healthy food for children from one to three years."
There was a roar far away.
Good watch is the main reason for pregnancy of girls in the dorm.
He said: Hi!You look great today!!! to
She: What do I look bad on other days???! to
He: Bella... so I knew you would use your stupid logic...
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22.02.2012
You have breasts.
Girl: Did you not know?
Q: I guessed it. I even imagined sometimes.
D: Why didn’t you imagine my brain?
Q: I don’t want to touch your brains.
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22.02.2012
I’m a husband, dear, don’t you think someone is missing at our table?
If you want, let’s invite a girl... three.
I am Jura!I am about the kids!!! to
The girl bought a game for two, there is every card in the box -any task.Well, for example, a poem to a partner or a song.
Wow, it is so cute and touching!
I lost the striptease for the first time.
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22.02.2012
I came out today from the underground passage, and there uncle is standing, business cards and smiles.It stretches me, and there the inscription-"I wish you happiness!"and the sun with a rainbow is painted, and on the back side-"Happiness is!He can not be without!Happiness is inside every person!"
And so the mood rose immediately, and I thought, in order to be happy, you just need to give joy and smiles to the people around you!! to
Be happy ?
by Alexir
Button "I want to sleep" and "I need to work" is a cross in the upper right, unwilling you create)
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People who don’t have a carpet on the wall in their home are taking pictures in dirty entrances.
Konstantin: PrIFFetyki
Konstantin: ChmAffki, Zai
Radley: HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIT
Konstantin: How is DELIFFQI?
radley: shoddy-kya you naahuwosek, shoddyfkya
Konstantin: I saw my name. Nondumiso Tembe as Na'omi Ajimuda
Radley is out!
GGG: Nothing motivates as much as the success of friends.
zzz: I have one uncle pathologist in my childhood playing with me in the hospital))) so I'm not scared after that)
Q: Do you have a childhood sexual trauma?
zzz: here’s sex)))) we consumed the toys, and then filled with all sorts of stuff and sewn)))
I have one uncle pathologist in my childhood with me to the hospital played" and look at the first three results :-D, it seems I am not the one such
zzz:I will now know what your pathologists are associated with)))
XXX: Fuck... * ROFL *
Play online games - tanks. I have a greeting (copied) and I insert it every time before the start of the battle, and go into a common frame.
Now by habit. CTRL + V? Without reading I send...
XXX: Bring the air into your lungs.
XXX:"I had one uncle pathologist playing with me in the hospital as a child."
You can’t imagine how much I’ve heard about myself.
Zzzz: I’m not personally to blame ?
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XXX: simply, suddenly... absolutely not in the topic, nobody writes anything... and here neither of that nor of this...
almost 40 year old uncle issues: "I had one uncle pathologist in my childhood with me to the hospital played"
XXX: the scream of the soul.
Discuss the news about the one-atomic transistor developed at the University of Australia:
XHH: "And what, in Skolkovo no longer do such";
ууу: "No, there, so far, the history of ancient Greece is taught..."
The comp is monthly: exactly once a month on an arbitrary day, the wind thinks it is unlicensed.
In Android smartphones the best voice control to date!!! to
- Will the alarm react to the phrase "REVIEW?and "
The assembler in the shower is a tyrant, sergeant, slave owner and dogmaster in one person. Every "useful" tactic of the MK is perceived as a personal challenge. The processor must perform any user command for 3, no better than 2 mx. The remaining 399,998 milliseconds before the next command he can move with the tail - "Look, master, everything is ready!" :>
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XXX: Psychiatrist
xxx: I just told you
XXX: he works in psychiatry on duty
xxx: yesterday the challenge all the hernia on the chts where that
xxxx: whoever thinks so
XXX: They are coming.
xxx: a man with a fork in his hand opens the entrance door
xxx: menta with them has him fork to pick up to break him
It turned out that it was the neighbor who called.
He was just eating peelings.
I saw the car and quickly ran out the door to open.
xxx: so is it
If the meat was cut and with a knife came out
B: I shot you.
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21.02.2012
Maximum
I’m tired of cracking and joking every day! I want a serious attitude! Anyone who wishes to sign up will be considered!!! to
Ekaterina
Maxim, no one will meet you until you learn the harmonies, I advise you to go to class one.
Valery
by Zaen?
The Harmony?
I am studying at the Faculty of Architecture. Gave the task to make a project of reconstruction of one building of the 1930s, communal. Someone has already broken 5 entrances into apartments, 6 is still a communal.
Per everyone will agree that the passing room is completely uncomfortable. Studying the plans of already broken apartments I saw passing living rooms, passing bedrooms, passing kitchens...BUT passing toilets!!! What kind of dive do you need to be in order to access the living room ONLY through the toilet?! to
Repaired and corrected everything. But, fucking, I’m afraid to go out into the big life and start a real practice in this country...
ad_user: I think it’s time to introduce a new unit for measuring the complexity of a computer system – 1 wtf. Derivatives - to measure the difficulty of its support - wtf/hour