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[ + 86 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61486
 17.03.2012
Netoneko: Well, if we are talking about terrible crimes without a deadline – has anyone been responsible for the Soviet occupation of Latvia (50 years, by the way)?
Gipnokote: the Soviet occupation of the Baltic countries was a terrible and bloody tragedy, leaving behind factories, schools, hospitals, libraries...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61485
 17.03.2012
xxx: I found an announcement in the newspaper for a variety of workers, came to an interview there they said that the workers are not needed, but couriers are needed, well, the courier is a courier, came the next day to get acquainted with the work, it turned out that this courier himself is looking for someone to sell and deliver the products...

[ + 5 - ] Comment quote №61484
 17.03.2012
>>> She loved me sincerely and naively. I am her, very much. She was mine
A little girl.
So what then? Why did you break up?
The girl grew up.
But...
For me, she has always been a little girl.
What about your new girlfriend?
She is a crooked fox. I don’t forbid her to smoke and I’m fooled at what she’s doing.
and dressed. I want to fuck her and hate waking up in her blurred poop.
The whole bed sheet... I want it.
And I loved that.

Copypasters of such nonsense, take off your contact, you are not happy here!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61483
 17.03.2012
You are both very similar.
The Truth? What is?
Both are terrible...

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61482
 17.03.2012
Winter jacket with temperature regulator:

by int80h:
Builders often use similar jackets, they are actually not a few different. Also used a couple of such, on "space" technologies, and domestic ones. What else liked, the active sweat collection system, the jacket is designed for active work when a person can sweat, the sweat was collected in a separate bag inside the jacket, so if you even dig a spade all day, then it is absolutely not wet.

by Ocelot:
The sweat was gathered in a separate bag inside the jacket.
At the end of the shift, all the workers give up the sweat. If it’s not enough, it’s hurting at work :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61481
 17.03.2012
XXX: Yes
You need to look for a girl.
goodly
goodly
TD and TP

I don’t have to TP 😉

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61480
 17.03.2012
He invited me to the cinema.
So go on!! to
I cannot...
Why is?? to
-Because fucking when I see him I immediately imagine scenes where I violate him harshly in the first corner!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №61479
 17.03.2012
From the discussion of Prokhorov’s promise to shut down schools 24 hours a day:

I have 19 lessons today. Don’t wait, I’ll come in the morning.

What change are you studying today?
In the third

I am 24 hours today.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61478
 17.03.2012
I went to the Chinese site like ebay, translated with the help of Google...such phrases chic, I quote: "good unlimited", "pilled girls weakness", "breast too full, how to buy", "man bag", "women's charm", "Love to the family, to the end of water pollution, healthy lifestyle, home water purifier is recommended! " and he killed me! - "A romantic festival girl, luster all five times!")))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61477
 17.03.2012
I am in mourning :)
ZZZ: What about it?
WOW: Yes, the Persian in the woove performed the quest, there on the dragon you have to fly around some territory, such as to investigate. The dragon is automated. So, he’s stuck and has been flying like this for a week.)
Disney Land is Fucking

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №61476
 17.03.2012
Meanwhile, the first IBM PCs were leaked in the USSR, and with them the "bourgeois" borrowed VENIX - a clone of UNIX. Unfortunately, the source texts of the core were absent, and Dmitry Burkov decided to take an unprecedented step: he disassembled the core and recreated the source code in the C language, which after compilation gave the identical machine code - a sort of programming feat! (c) What licenses can be purchased? )

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №61475
 17.03.2012
Article of 81. Termination of employment contract on the initiative of the employer

[Code of Labor of the Russian Federation] [Chapter 13] [Article 81]
The employment contract may be terminated by the employer in the following cases:

12 has lost power.

Jedi can also be fired XD

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61474
 17.03.2012
The poor:
The wife in the diary found a record of the "pornish", somewhat miraculously read it, as a "pornish". While washing, she sent a text from my phone to the recorded number: “Don’t dare give my husband this ugliness anymore, fucking!” Blade to! What did it come to her mind??? What is my personal porn dealer? ... now the atelier must be changed (

I changed my wife...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61473
 17.03.2012
The excess of mind does not save you from the desire to do nonsense.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №61472
 17.03.2012
I work in the Russian office of an international company, respectively, there are enough foreigners. In our department for an internship yesterday sent John - a young American, speaks Russian well, but there are gaps in the spoken language. Yesterday, for example, asked me what it is in Russian to "drop" - well, they didn't teach them this on language courses, what to do, and on NTV or TNT today you won't hear that. Quickly and easily explained with the help of his native and understandable "fuck". I laughed, thanked and left.
This morning I was out. I come for lunch, I go to the department, and I see John sitting. I went to him - what, I said, hanged his nose, maybe friend?

- Vania, I think the boss is not happy with my job.
Why did you take it?
"Today he called me and told me that he was sending me a trip to Ass-Trahani.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61471
 17.03.2012
The owner of the building company talks to the mayor:
There is an extra Mercedes in my company. We could give it to you.
No, I can’t accept such expensive gifts.
You can sell it for 100 euros.
I will buy two!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61470
 17.03.2012
I want to eat.
YYY: Come and sing
XXX: Lying
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61469
 17.03.2012
In the whole world, a soldier is the wife of a soldier, and only in Israel it is a female soldier.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61468
 17.03.2012
XHH is old. Previously, I would have been sitting behind a compilation of days and nights trying to understand why an update for the program is not installed.
HH: Now I just removed it...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61467
 17.03.2012
On TV advertising of toothpaste: "You have bacteria in your mouth"
Husband screams from the couch: "Well, at least someone has regular sex!"

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