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[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60286
 18.02.2012
A man who claims that a woman’s place is in the kitchen just doesn’t know what to do with her in the bedroom.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60285
 18.02.2012
on torrent in the description of Assassin's Creed for Mac.

If you are the copyright holder of this product and intend to close this distribution, then read the spoiler below.

And the spoiler:
Please do not close this distribution. for Mac OS and so few good games... let people enjoy

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №60284
 18.02.2012
Discussion on February 23:
Q: What category is your husband in?
Husbands are always the best
zzz: every day differently. hairstyles-like beautiful, mouth opens-like smart))))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60283
 18.02.2012
I don’t drink vodka. I usually don’t drink.
HGH is a medicine. It cannot be drunk "usually", it must be taken with a certain disease. For example, with the flu. Or alcoholism.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60282
 18.02.2012
iksss: be careful! I already drank a liter of beer and became dangerously smart.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №60281
 18.02.2012
I approached the office building, got up for business for five minutes, I go down, I approach the car, and next to it lies the wallet, I slowly unnoticed it up, I sit in the car and I start to wool it, shit turned out to be mine!!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60280
 18.02.2012
Action by Chupa Chops! Gather 2,000 wraps and win a car...Now the guys can pump on the steep car!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60279
 18.02.2012
I cleaned the pot, the bowl. I understood that if I count them every day to the glow, then the bodybuilders will be chickened.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60278
 18.02.2012
XXX: The only thing that has attracted my attention in this town is the building store with an interesting name DeStroy :-)

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60277
 18.02.2012
During the recent Russian-American UNRWA talks, Michael McFaul, who participated in them, insisted on imposing a proposal on our delegation that all mobile ground missile systems Topol-M and RS-24 Yars should be equipped with a two-meter-diameter distinctive round sign on top, which would contain an individual UNRWA number - and the Americans would observe from space with their opto-electronic intelligence satellites for their movement, clearly identifying all Russian mobile missile installations and their belonging to a specific division and army of the UNRWA.

This persistence of McFaul in the negotiations caused a response initiative of the Russian delegation - McFaul was proposed that the American PLAs of the type "Ohio" were also equipped with similar identification digital signs, while they should conduct combat patrol in the surface position. In a word, "washed" by McFool.

After that, Michael McFaul remained silent and no more during all the negotiations with such proposals, designed for idiots, spoke.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60276
 18.02.2012
We had a doll that said, “Let us embrace you!” at the slightest shock of the surrounding space. I am going to the toilet late at night, and a vivid voice from the dark says to me, 'Embrace me!', I jumped up, I thought this beast had batteries sitting for a long time.)

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60275
 18.02.2012
The central figure in the Yakuza hierarchy is OYABUN, which roughly corresponds to the Russian thief in the law.

What a bright title.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №60274
 18.02.2012
Q: Did you ever have a gun?
Yes, but it’s just a toy.
Q: Did you study at the university?
Yes, but only in Philadelphia.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60273
 18.02.2012
My girlfriend left me because I paid too little attention to her. Or something in that spirit. I don’t remember what she told me.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60272
 18.02.2012
I watched porn yesterday! % of
WOW : What? With your audacity? and porn? Where is? O_O
In the mirror. She did not close the door of the closet. ^ ^ ^

[ + 45 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60271
 18.02.2012
The Lady:

What is the point in all nail lacks such a short brush, which does not reach the lacquer already when a whole third is filled in the container? Butterflies, manufacturers of nail dye products are brutally trolling us.

and
Tell your man to do the following: open the bottle, clean the brush to the base of the stem with a liquid to remove the lacquer, dry for 10 minutes, heat the stem closer to the base with a lighter so that the plastic becomes soft (clean with a liquid to remove the lacquer is necessary - otherwise it will burn), and stretch to the desired length. I’ve done this operation for my wife several times.

PS: It's not about poverty, it's just so real that it's easier than a lacquer to buy)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №60270
 17.02.2012
How heavy is the dog age:
In the rain, in the snow, and in the rain.
A man is chasing from home.
It makes you catch!

[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60269
 17.02.2012
I’ve spent my whole life with cheap $15 headphones. I recently received a gift for $200. And, apparently, my favorite song is performed not only by a drunk keyboardist and bassist, but at least another guitarist, flute player and someone with a triangle. The keyboard may still be sober. At the end of the recording, someone was very quiet. O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60268
 17.02.2012
Enjoyed a curious question on the movie site: "Don't tell where to buy the same grass that was smoked by the translators who translated the title of the film "Seeking justice" how "The Hungry Rabbit attacks"?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №60267
 17.02.2012
There is no more sad spectacle in the world.
The falling member of a man at the mine

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