In our office, the boss hanged a turnik. Now we can officially every hour for 10 minutes "talk without a matter" :)

xxx: Generally, in my phone (simple Samsung for £200) in the list of last calls next to all numbers either a phone icon if they are in the phone book, or a question mark if not, and in one number a red rectangle icon with the letter v in the lower right corner. What does that mean, anyone knows? Without fluid pls.

V is Vendetta.

Ir 12:20: What are you going to do today?
and appleson. 12:22) :I will go to the store cat a birthday gift to buy
IRA (12:25) :what you think to give
and appleson. 12:27 I do not know. The gel for the soul does not run.
Ira (12:27) :you are a dangerous man, and you buy 2 gels, can run
and appleson. I’ll buy you three gels, and you’re my best friend.
Irah (12:38) :sucka, and I then give you a tiger towel
and appleson. 12:39 And it was surprising. I’m a horse, and I’m a horse with a sign of the zodiac.
12:40 - And I'll give you my socks
and appleson. 12:40: And I will give you soap from Oriflame
IRA (12:41) : a sparkle
and appleson. (12:41) : 2009 year of release
Ira (12:41) :the hand cream in response will get the most odorable
and appleson. (12:42) :"milk and honey"?
IRA (12:42) :Is this the most stinking?
and appleson. 12:42 and yes
Ira (12:42) :to him
and appleson. 12:42) with the patchwork. Well, I can only answer this with a foam cock and shampoo clean line from measles. Chess and Mat
IRA (12:44) : well it is yes
and appleson. 12:44) by EAA

According to the Maya calendar in 2012, the end of the world?
What could be the end of the world in the year of the Black Dragon? There is no magic in it.! to

It is also reliably known that Diogenes himself was sometimes reluctant to grasp, and in general loved this matter. Moreover, it was unavoidable, right on the Agora (city square), where decent citizens were embarrassed to hint on the fact that this Kabbalah was inappropriate, because of the good Greek democratic traditions, which did not allow the crowd to break the puzzles of some crowd-shaking duck.

What are you flirting with!!! to

Flow to the Soviet Union!

Combining with a friend, the guy is 2 meters tall, weighs about 120, bearded. I ask"Do you want to sleep? andquot;
He"No I don’t sleep"
I:"What is it?"
He is:"I am a night butterfly"
Pause
He is:"sow "

Dialogue of 2x men about going shopping on the weekend:

xxx, 16:58:48: go orientatively to the clock to 2
Yyy, 16:59:54: Can we call at 3 o’clock?
xxx, 17:00:14: well you can and so
5:00 pm - until the sun
yyy, 17:00:45: > xxx: until the sun
I hope you’re wrong, Ashley. It is a pet!)))
I am in that while the sun shines.
yyy, 17:01:20: aaa)))
xxx, 17:01:21: :-D your perverted mind
yyy, 17:03:18: we are all here rjom))

How to say goodbye to programmers
All, I have gone. Until tomorrow.
What tomorrow? Today is Friday...
To the logical tomorrow.

We have in the joke department - the programmer went on vacation, the people did not let go, racked up on his computer dos and win 3.1 and even (!) painted under it labels from the work desk (well there studio, debuggers of all kinds...)

The programmer returns, loads the computer and hangs) Slowly runs the mouse around the desktop, then turns to a colleague and asks "Do you see the same thing as me?"
And the colleague, don’t be a fool, answers – "Well, win7, and what?"
In general, if we could keep up and not roast, I think the programmer would be taken to the psychic.)

XXX: I’ll get you out quickly!
Do you put two fingers in your mouth?
I can even have my whole leg.

In the courtyard of the 3rd millennium, space, wifi and electric cars. And the green fox has never learned to pack so as not to get rid of her every time in shit. and :(

Sample
Vanya
From a burning tank.

Sample
Trapped in the elevator
on their floor.

Sample
by W-IFI

mast: how about us (well how about us... in Yakutia somewhere) found the bacils of immortality..... who live dohuya and have a whim for everything... checked on rats now rats also live dohuya and have a whim for everything... but they say that it is too early for people to experience yet... NO! We can bite the ice in Yakutia.
Mast: and become immortal
Mast: well or without teeth
How lucky you are

Well, how can I explain to my mom that if I am constantly putting order in my closet, then I will never get through it into the Magical Porkhouse?

Advertising on Yandex:
"Another World 4: Awakening of the Premiere"

I had to read it three times until I realized that after the word “Awakening” it would be good to put a point.

I downloaded Gogol’s book. If you want to help the author, then buy this book. O_O

Twenty thousand meters of the roads of Yekaterinburg will be poured with hot plastic on the application of plastic marking, which lasts on the road for up to a year.

Comments: On the streets will be marked that lasts longer than the asphalt.

I had such a file today.
XXX I Woke Up. I watched at 9 a.m. I slept for 10 minutes. For some reason the alarm did not sound. Well, I think fucking with him, I’ll just come back faster. I went to wash, brush my teeth, wash my head, smoke, gather meals for work, dry my hair, dress up, go to shoes and walk past the hours. After that, I thinkfully go back to the kitchen, smoke a cigarette looking at the clock and slowly come to me that they are real at 4:30 in the morning, and it doesn’t seem to me.
I wondered why this cat looked at me with such a stinking look.

From the working dialogue:
-... and the assembly will now be called "manager of missing"