Dear K.O., you are asking how many ponds do we, the Moscovites, have in a place called “Patriarchal ponds”?! to

Yes, you were lucky to see only one square-shaped pond (thanks to the improvement of the 1950s). I am pleased to explain your confusion, arising in connection with the inconsistency of this fact with the use in the title of the "Patriarchal ponds" of the form of the multiple number.

The whole thing is that in the 17th century in the patriarch's estate on the Kozy Bled there were three ponds - two on the Bubna river and one on its annex (this river belongs to the basin of the Presny river). Only one of the ponds - the source of the river Bubna - has reached the present time, you have seen it, and two others together with rivers were filled in the first half of the 19th century, and in their place is now the Triple Streets. This is why "square"

I am very pleased that you are so interested in the history of our city. Write more!

2 westerns to each other grit

-These mosquitoes in that Sevastopol were completely overwhelmed, do you know how their main square is called?
and??? to
-"Our language is theirs!"

c) Folk folklore

C HUBRA (for flash with protection)

Devix: Why Destroy Data? They are in a single copy. It is better to destroy an attacker’s computer.
Alexeyco: Why destroy an attacker’s computer? It is better to destroy the perpetrator.

The march will also come out Twilight: sunset, rising, arrival, expenditure, care, steam, noon, lunch, half of the fourth, without twenty-eight, full moon, full moon, moonless, etc. and so on.

And I’m looking forward to coming out "Summer: Half Sixth". I even go to the cinema for this spectacle.

and gel:
I am so fashionable here. The office worker blows. In the jacket. Honey, Honey, Honey is a corporate day. I drink coffee in a cooked coffee maker. The cup is so beautiful. But sugar by engineering habit mix with a screwdriver.

Question: I regularly buy various medicines in the pharmacy. This time I bought 3 types of anesthetics (analgin, citramon and noshpa) and packaging of No. 2 products. No one racked, the pharmacist stood behind the counter with pokerface'em, none of the 4 people from the row left no comment.
Question: What did I do wrong?

Answer: You did not lie. by AVE!

- In our department, almost everyone during the doctorate wrote three articles and gave birth to two children.
And you what?
I wrote six articles and gave birth to one child.
This is not something you did...

Return the Coca-Cola advertisement with trucks, or the New Year does not feel!!! to

You can’t sneeze if you’re a guy, if you’re in the toilet and if you’re writing!! to

From Habr, a comment to the topic about zombie mushrooms parasiting on ants:
Married for two years.

27 December 2011
Yuri: my mommy puzzle bought..2000 pieces, 960x680cm) nahuy tor, nahuy everything....we’ll see next year :)

dreamtheatre (16:09:56 27/12/2011)
And I replaced the rubber when, the old brought and discharged near the gate, our garbage is taken out on Sundays at night. Carry to landfill 100 meters. I will take it, I think, tonight. Shortly forgot about her. In the morning I go to work -net) Rushed))) Although in 500 m tire installation, and there such a dead rubber lies a bunch, for recycling 200 rubles per wheel take)))
<<**Maestro**>> (16:12:31 27/12/2011)
At the end of the day, he was probably overwhelmed by happiness when he reached 100.
dreamtheatre (16:13:01 27/12/2011)
No to. They just lie there. That is shit. I am at the door, I need it.
dreamtheatre (16:13:13 27/12/2011)
Therefore, it is necessary to delay
<<**Maestro**>> (16:13:19 27/12/2011)
You are right.
<<**Maestro**>> (16:13:22 27/12/2011)
I did not think
<<**Maestro**>> (16:13:55 27/12/2011)
But I can see with all the clarity that in view of this iron argument I would also have shunned.

111 – Status
The whole life is a puppy. All women are ladies. The sun is a ball that gives light.

by 222
We believe!
All of us are actors, all of us are actors. I can tell you where the tickets are.

by 111
I remember the light.)

by 333
With me two more people.

by 111
Pop, trainer and caller.

by 333
And then there, from the backbone...

by 111
... and the crumbling and crumbling runs out of the crumbling and crumbling!

by 333
... here pop, trembling, crossed... the bell to the bell entered...

by 111
...and with the trainer happened twice a crazy rage...

Pop is funny. The ringtone shakes the rubbish from the bells. And the roof slowly moves... at one of the authors)))

This is a new year miracle, guys! The mood is great, all rays of goodness and happiness. May the new year’s miracle come to you.
With love.

- People, I just got a client in almost 100 thousand for his policies, but did not demand anything in return, I was in shock, I did not even ask O.O. to sign up.
A dozen pairs of eyes on me, grave silence and only Lena from a distant corner.
Well, if you want, we haven’t heard of it and we don’t know you. Happy New Year, Nathan!
:D

Discussion of the past company.
Q: At what time did you break up?
yyy: I got closer to twelve and left at two.)

Can you believe a girl that she is from San Francisco, and that all the glamorous photos on her page belong to her, if she has a sexy girl?

Meeting of graduates:
I work at Gazprom as a leading specialist of the logistics operations group. I started with the mail. This is how smart I am. has advanced.
If you have a director of logistics operations...

Constantine: the chubby pitch produces batrachotoxin.
This bird was first discovered and named clearly Russian.

Asked by? We answer!
Graduated from the university, went to the army. When I was in the army, I fought with a girl. and returned. She doesn’t give birth to my baby in two months, but she says she loves me. But that man just doesn’t want to give up. And he says that once his child, he will still appear in our lives. Attention to question! Help us to formulate the phrase politically correctly:
"Happy Birthday"*
The final version of the politically correct phrase should look like this:
Naked, naked, naked, naked and naked!!!The most effective gesture with your hands!