I never beat any of the people. Almost almost.
Recently, it seems to me more and more that if numerous authors whose “smiling stories” end with the sentences “I’m afraid of him/her,” “Marry me (fuck me)!”, “Other breasts/letters/centimeters,” “I’m not just rotting” (horses?)", "leaked to everyone as much as possible", spells about the spelled, but unknown to me skyrim, dumb variations on the subject "Language", around-band jokes about the prints "from Freud", the relationship of the semantic to his teaching do not have, thematic joke, put in a row to the wall under the gunpowder - I would not shoot. I would take a dude and fuck for a long time and with anger! Because they are tired of monotonous fictional "remixes" on once real jokes.
It wasn’t funny, for some reason.

Whenever a childhood film showed the countdown before the bomb exploded, I started counting after the numbers. And never, NEVER, a second count in my head coincided with a movie count!

A little tribe lost his cell phone, the phone was found, called, and the grandmother and nephew went to take him. On the way, she teaches him, “You will say, ‘Hello, give me my phone.’ The child did not remember everything, rarely used words replaced with others, in the end, when the guy who found the phone, opened the door, heard: "Hello, give me your phone. Thanks to God!"

How do you think it is normal to give a man a helicopter for 27 years?
If he loves, then yes. My brother loves radio-controlled machines.
He is 27.
Wow, he’s really a fool.

It would be fun to bring someone from the rest magnets. Just the magnets. "and we brought you magnets."and there really 2 pieces of black magnetized metal

I sit with my husband today, I'm going to make the pastas, well there cakes or roulette. I tell him:
Can I make cakes in shapes?
He looks at me astonished...
I: Well in the cocktails!
The same picture...
I: - Well in this iron whore is bright!!!))
He is... Aaa!Well, I would say it right away.)
How do we live with him?? to

He brought the girl to his school, to the group members to see, all the business. After carefully examining all the female individuals who met her in the corps, she said deeply:
I think physics is breaking the lives of guys with normal orientation.

Poor equipment can cause your M203 to shoot at the most unexpected moment.
Such an event will have a bad impact on your reputation among those who will survive.
U.S. Army magazine,
August 1993

On the construction they walked, they played in the square, they ran on the railway to lay all kinds of flies under the wheels of the train, they walked on the highways throughout the city, they walked on the trees, on the roofs, etc.
The current youth depended on the phrase "played in the square")))

The carelessly pressed enter gives the internet request an almost unfathomable ancient Russian shade :)

This is the first time I have seen a subway train outside the underground tunnel.
"Kapets, built built, buried forgot"

I lie at home, I am sick, my mom comes, asks:
Do you want a hot tea with strawberries?
I want. Where do we get malin?
With honey...
"O_O

A conversation between the author and his wife before bed.
Yyy: You know, I found a meteorite in the forest as a child.
XXX is true? How old were you?
Years 11 to 12. I spent two hours pleasantly walking through the forest, boasting of my find before my parents, almost kissing him, and then my father said it was rabbit shit...
XXX is ha! When you were a child, you knew what a meteorite was, but didn't know what a rabbit shit looked like?
WOW: Well you know, then I was more interested in space than the shit of a rabbit.
We had such a different childhood.

I work in the shell company. They have very strict labor protection. And engineers are somewhat far from the mind. I walk around the base, a TV engineer approaches me and says, “Why do you walk around the base without a helmet?” The tractor is on foot.

m@dne$$
At our entrance it is written that interruptions with the power supply are possible from 9 am to 16:00 pm.

Al2NaOH
Stay in trouble

m@dne$$
I will go to all the electricity stations.

xxx: I have soap, it’s like tuning chocolate...packaging like chocolate, smells like chocolate, looks like chocolate, wash like chocolate :(

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We turn from sleeping chickens into glamorous blondes, who in business ladies.
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Who's in the awakened chicken :D

It costs 300 backs. and ppc!! to
Are you going to steal a bank?
222: Only not Sberbank
222: There is a turn

In the language of the Australian Aborigines, Dierbalu has four species: female, male, medium and edible.

Master of Books:

The idiots!
When you write the schedule of work of the museum, you do not need to first write "every day", and then below, in small font - "Monday - the weekend"!!! to
"Monday - weekend" - it is not "every day", blat!