On the website review about VAZ Oka in the reliability section:
And because of the prolonged operation from time to time in the rear brakes (with a slight wear of the brake drum) on the move falls the brake spread bar of the handle if it is forgotten to pull and messes everything around.
And at the end of the review: The impressions are colossal.

xxx: When I enter the entrance, the neighbor's cat runs with me all the time and first of all he hits the battery.
YYY: You are a fool. He warms the eggs.

I go with my son (3 years) on the market in Stuttgart, here out of the corner comes a company of Chinese students. The son in exultation shouts:
“Mommy, Mommy, look at Jackie’s coming!

Porsche Cayenne in the hands of the offspring is much more convincing than the plaque - My Dad is a thief!

United States in 1969. The leading talk show calls the famous writer Penelope
Ash is the author of a sumptuous bestseller. The orchestra plays romantic music, on the stage appears... a wreath of cloudy men.

This story began with a party where drunken journalist McGrady claimed that readers' tastes were ruined definitively that they could.
To “draw” absolutely anything. After shaking, he did not give up his words and decided to prove them in deeds. McGrady ordered a group of his colleagues to write a chapter, which he then blinded into the book. There were two conditions: to write as badly as possible, and not to be embarrassed with bed scenes.
Some chapters had to be reworked because their quality was not disgusting enough. Naked Came the Stranger
(The stranger came naked), released with the image of a naked woman on the cover.

The KPD and the strawberry worked for all 100. Written in a terrible language and different styles, the book was sold out. It entered the list of bestsellers and earned the praise of critics. They wrote that the book is “smart, written with taste, gives an opportunity to look at the relationship between men and women in a new way.” Some of them compared the author with Apdaick. Soon even the mystificators became uncomfortable for the success of their "masterpiece." They admitted to cheating in live broadcasts, after which sales... grew even more. Everyone has earned a decent money. They were persuaded to write a continuation, and subsequently a very frank film with the same name was filmed on the book.

In the USSR, heaven was everywhere. RAI council, RAICOM, RAIOBES, and now... only... the Administration...

...and here you get to the most important moment, both are almost dressed...and then she gives out with a sweet smile: “What do you think?” Well, of course, about how to feed the children of Africa and stop all the wars in the world, what else!

I went to the store with a girl to eat. The dialogue:

DD: I don’t understand why the pads are on the same shelf with cat food here?? to
MMM: Well... Probably because it’s all for the kisses)))

As our predecessor (former Armenian) said on the OBŽ, the very first symptom of AIDS is a sharp pain in the butt and frequent breathing in the back of the neck.

XXX is
What is the name of a picture of pigs?
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The family N?
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Or as a thread.
YYYY
The pig is just like me.
XXX is
It will hang on the show, Andrew.
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It is the norm.)
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not
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I invented
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and salo. The beginning.
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From @interesno_vsem:
Before you diagnose depression or low self-esteem, make sure you’re not surrounded by complete fools.

Recently, my nephew (12 years old) asked me: "Why is a washing machine drawn on the commander's total badge?"

Oh yeah, young people...

There is a theory about why dogs fight on the moon. Typically, they decided to climb it and began to build a living staircase, one dog jumped on the other, and so on. One of the lower dogs could not withstand and broke. The entire staircase has collapsed, and since then the dogs have walked around the Earth and smelled each other under the tail - looking for who has stumbled, and fought to the moon in memory of the unfulfilled dream.

I have a very smart puppy. For a long time he wanted to explore the neighboring room from his room, but he was afraid - he flew to the open door and at the last moment turned.
The problem solved - landed on the floor and went down there on foot.

Here comes a guy (s) to us at work, in the form of 25, that then talked to him over the internet and here he gives me:
t: I have a home internet speed of 1 gigabyte.
What is Megabit?
What a megabyte, a gigabyte!! I had glass fibers.
I am O_O

The Dwarf (13:31:15 23/01/2012)
No, you’re going to get rid of me, I’m going to get rid of me. At first I bought headphones, did not look, but gave them pink. Now they brought me an officer: a pink line, pink clamps for paper, a pink book for records, and blatant pink scratches. Given that I’m always walking in black, it’s an emoji!
Artem Ivanov (13:31:45 23/01/2012)
and ROFL
The Dwarf (13:31:56 23/01/2012)
Don’t you throw!
Artem Ivanov (13:32:06 23/01/2012)
I always suspected it: D. You are the head of the A-ti department. The bosses are all like that.

Message from corporate mail:

Dear all of you,
Anyone who has lost a soft-blue iron break and 1 cigarette Malboro, contact the sales department - we will be happy to look at the legitimate owners!

O_O

Will the cat be tired today and you can do anything with it? and ;)
You know how to raise the mood :-*
Playing a body?
he: you are more likely to get into a zombie, or you lie like a dead body, but after a while you get thrown and start to bite :D

Married for almost a year and a half, my daughter is 2 years old. But when the wife between the affairs said that her days are delayed and wanted a little salty - he waited like in his youth...

xxx: calls here on goa lady alone
yyy: is it sympathetic?))
xxx is
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Do you owe me money? 😉
Don’t go there, Hole