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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №58926
 20.01.2012
I can invest two hundred and fifty rubles.
yyy: > two hundred fifty
It is wrong to say so.
XXX: How is it right?
YYY: Three

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58925
 20.01.2012
After another task was solved:
I am a fucking genius! Very stupid, but a genius.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58924
 20.01.2012
Have you ever masturbated dogs?
Oh no, and you?
Yes, and many times.
0 0 0 Why?
Oh yeah, I wanted to help them.
WOW : what?
Okay... I was a little girl then, is that a perversion?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58923
 20.01.2012
How to Configure Authorization in Ubuntu with a Web Camera
The comments:
Yesterday I created this on Ubuntu 10.10
I played, showed my mother... there was a shock on my part – the system authenticated her as my face! And not once!
He made 6 photos of his face. Default security level - High
And gently speaking, I don’t look like her.
Of the pros: the system resisted the merciless hacking attack of a cat and an A4 photo of a writer.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58922
 20.01.2012
The courier arrived on a Porsche Cayenne. Hm

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58921
 20.01.2012
"The time, and the fun hour", with this thought at 2 o’clock at night, I turned off the perforator and took the violin in my hands...)))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58920
 20.01.2012
Fuck, we have a security guard.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: We have just issued a pass to the complete system detail of the star of death.
xxx and took it.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? to
I would have asked the same question in their place :)
YYY: Recently we had the gravy :)))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58919
 20.01.2012
If you still don’t know what you want, enjoy what you have now. He will come in the evening and sit in full.
XXX – Enjoy it
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
I mean, you understand it all ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58918
 20.01.2012
If you watch for a long time how others work, you will be fired from our jobs.

[ + 52 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58917
 20.01.2012
My mom gathered in my nose "Interferon" to bury. I went into my room with my brother, waiting for him to wake up. Bro says "What are you waiting for? Go to ". I say through a dream: "It is too early to bury me - the body has not yet cooled."

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58916
 20.01.2012
Lav: A colleague, working in the DNS, showed letters in technical support.
Lav: I really liked the correspondence of a not very sober employee of the sapport and one influential gentleman on the topic “The laptop was delayed! What should I do?“!”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №58915
 20.01.2012
Stone to video with a bad image:
author, repair the antenna!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58914
 20.01.2012
Talk about the course of the exam:
Do you want to answer first? The first is botanical meat. People who know how to think are strategists.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58913
 20.01.2012
Okay, I’ll be out somewhere for a clock...I’m such a business woman. So many things, so many things.
Good appetite to you :D

[ + 39 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58912
 20.01.2012
There is no smoke without fire, and there are no big chopsticks without big bars or large pieces of plastic in them.

There is, there is)) Do not despair. I am a vivid example of this - the thighs range is 85 cm, 4 size (not silicone). But I am already married. And if you produce a 70F size underwear, then there are thin girls who wear them. Only by choosing a girl on the principle, "to make the beds thinner and the breasts larger" do not be too surprised when the girls will begin to judge you on the principle of "the wallet is the ceiling, the member is more genuine". Happy searches!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №58911
 20.01.2012
The first movie is about the plane that crashed in the mountains. The survivors complain that they had nothing to eat at the height of a cloud of kilometers. My girlfriend, cute smiling blonde, riding on Rapunzel, skeptically gives off the couch
Figo they wanted to eat. They have half a plane of bodies there.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58910
 20.01.2012
xxx: from her side it was very optimistic to pick up the request "Cainosea photo"

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58909
 20.01.2012
xxx: I go home, I see 2 parquetins stumbled in the corridor by the house so.. the hand to push the place did not work out, the foot from all the top... from there flew out the neighboring 4 pieces and crashed into my eggs at enormous speed, bleat! It is (

[ + 47 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58908
 20.01.2012
Periodically, I start loading on the topic of problems with studies, personal life, relationships with parents and a lot of shit. But then I remember that I’m pooher, and life is somehow improving.

[ + 27 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58907
 20.01.2012
If you don’t fuck a girl before the age of 17, she becomes an old man.

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