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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60126
 15.02.2012
What would the hair before the poop be, is it long to grow?? to
I don’t know, maybe six years.
ZZZ: Depending on where to grow.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60125
 15.02.2012
My favourite in Asheville:

(10:04:14) I: by the way, on the 14th of February))
(10:04:23) D: Yes, I remembered too
(10:04:34) I am: we are a puppy?
(10:04:37) D: Yes

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60124
 15.02.2012
You hear, yesterday, Pushkin and I were cool. They bought a liter of tequila, he brought a healthy salt stone from the house. In short, they stood behind the hospital, heracled the sauce from the throat and licked a stone.
Bled, Chelyabinsk is the new state of Mexico.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №60123
 15.02.2012
and ahahah! I was looking for how to crush spices on my own, and found the following answer besides the standard tips with a mill, coffee mill, and so on))

Take a cast iron boiler or a massive stick and close it (it) with foil. In the center of this improvised foil cover, draw a spot the size of a fifth.
Take a hunting rifle or a gun (even a rubber rifle is useful for self-defense). From the cartridge, remove a bullet (a piece, a cartridge), and pour a nail instead of a bullet (peanut pepper). Cartridge carefully.
Turn the boiler (step) exactly 90 degrees. Get away from it for 5 – 10 meters, carefully target the drawn spot and press the trigger hook.
The chopped and dried pepper will remain in the cane.
If you do not miss it, the husband will be in shock, and the children will be delighted. Neighbors will not pay attention to the shot and will not call the police. Everyone explodes the petards.
Do not be afraid to experiment! What figure do you have in a coffee mill to grind pepper, or to beat with your own fingers?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60122
 14.02.2012
She re-read her list of audio recordings in a well-known social network. The first is “naive” – when I stop drinking, the next is “naive” – never.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60121
 14.02.2012
Solitary Star: I then had only one Hun, Aska, still young, about a year. We went with her to visit my dad. There, she was fed from the pulp with naturel, contrary to my “correct and balanced” dry food.
The morning. I woke up with a strange smell. My appetite woke up before me. I get up, I go to the mirror to scratch - on my head guirlandes of peelings, tightly chewed with hair. (My hair was then on the shoulder)... As I grabbed them out of there – a separate song.
The Mother’s Word. Aska asks for a pet, she is given, she is hiding in my room. He goes back, asks again, and so on. No one thought that she didn’t eat these pelmens, but carefully wrapped me in a haircut.
I wonder if it was she who nodded like that, or did she share it with me?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №60120
 14.02.2012
I sit in a hairdresser, behind the wall a child’s dentistry. Usually there is no children’s scream, but today is a special day... I sit, listen to the TV on one side, the children on the other. I sleep...
Here there is a penetrating children's scream, and followed by a harsh female voice: "Again, you will get a bullet in the forehead!"
I didn’t immediately know what it was on TV.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №60119
 14.02.2012
XHHH: Now in the TV store for the eyebrows thrown.
It is suitable for women of all sexes!
XH: O_o

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60118
 14.02.2012
by Loki 12:07
At the subway there are uncles and aunts wrapped in their ears and they distribute blank newspapers "Work".
I wonder, is it worse in these newspapers than in the metro to distribute free newspapers at -25?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60117
 14.02.2012
MS Word highlights the word "anti-corruption" in the title of the federal law and writes "no options"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №60116
 14.02.2012
Topic of the forum: The return of the law of promille. Government in its style. They accept – cancel – accept – cancel. Following the promise of returning the transfer to winter time, they promise again to return the law on permission to have the minimum amount of alcohol in the blood.

xxx: It is necessary to introduce the transition to winter time and adjust the law of promiles: when it is winter time - to allow up to 3 promiles, when it is summer - to ban everything.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY and when the translation of time - to rename the police in the police and back...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №60115
 14.02.2012
In this weather, the road in the morning to school or work on public transport is like a rebus "guess where you are going!"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60114
 14.02.2012
The wicked!(03:47)>hacked with the settings of the satellite...
have finished. Go to sleep.
The wife came. I wrestled. and the entire screen of plasma 50" black screw.
She had to press her straight and get into the porn channel!!! to
The evil man turned around with the words, why did you turn the ladder here?? to
I am crying and laughing. xD

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №60113
 14.02.2012
Can you tell me how much you love me?? to
Look up at the sky and count the stars, I love you so much.
HHH: But it is morning.
YYY: That is exactly.

[ + 38 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60112
 14.02.2012
Let us vote for the paternity to be given also in the name of the mother. If a child's mother grows up alone, from what kind of fear she needs to call the child by the name of a stranger in essence.As Artemius calls himself Tatianovich, and not Andreevich as appropriate, so let us legalize this spiritual impulse.
Who is for?
Alexei Natalevich

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №60111
 14.02.2012
I would love someone.

But so far I only love my bed!!!! to

Give her a heart-shaped pillow.

xxx: she doesn't like these slugs

Yyy: then put on it in the evening and get a full sleep)))))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60110
 14.02.2012
Radio Lighthouse, an ancient recipe from alcoholism. In the spring on the raspberries to catch 10 green bugs, put them in a bottle of red wine. Cut the nails from the chicken legs and put them in the same bottle, add the partitions of walnuts and all this insist for two weeks.
No shit, this code was from our grandparents!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №60109
 14.02.2012
Comments on the news that after the elections can cancel the "dry law" driving:
"The police remained in the militia to perimenate and Dima lived his life in vain."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60108
 14.02.2012
News on the tape: "In the Bryansk region from the polling station stolen webcams"

Started...

[ + 42 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60107
 14.02.2012
And you also get angry when a man, when holding his hand like a sluggish member? Or when he thinks of himself as a terminator and tries to crush you? It’s worse when you just catch your fingers. > and

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