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[ + 63 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59106
 24.01.2012
Yes is. Good guys, the winter is over. Now let’s get back 5 and snow.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59105
 24.01.2012
I once went to my boyfriend. I pushed his hand into his pants and ticked into the genital organ. I feel that my attitudes did not give a "hard" result.
I am upset to tell him: there is a softness.
Yes, that’s the foot! ?

[ + 57 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59104
 24.01.2012
I remember how to get to all the tricky settings of different versions of the wheel.
I remember putting almost any software from what I used more than once.
And I can explain all this by memory to a person who has never done this before, literally step by step.

But at the same time I can't remember the year of birth of my parents, where the controller of the zombie fighter lies and the time after the first look at the clock!

I am not the only one, right? Well please!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59103
 24.01.2012
>>...the first thought that came to mind - an introvert has any thread of fashion gadget with him!!! In general, the suggestion to cheer them on the first number of comrades was very pleased... did not do anything. I laughed a long time in the train. It is dangerous to speak English inside the Russian depths... and you are speaking the 21st century...

During the war of 1812 many Russian officers were killed – they spoke French with each other and the male soldiers took them in the darkness for enemies, and you say...

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №59102
 24.01.2012
The captain of the ship"Costa Concordia" calls a friend to the shore:
Have you seen the movie Titanic"?
and no.
I will show you now!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59101
 24.01.2012
The lesson.
The pedestrian is always right.
Voice from the Class: Even in the Morga...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №59100
 24.01.2012
SIN (Yuri): When I was laid the net, young people stretched the cable and stretched it through the back of the neighbor’s child’s sane.
And now I have to do something with the cable.)
SIN (Yuri): Pasha promised to come on the weekend, but it went as usual
Sergey Drozd: gesture... about sandals ))
WyCraSH: FlyNet installers are so tough that even saucers connect!

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59099
 24.01.2012
Belka: I came from work yesterday, included regional news. In the Irkutsk region in the last two days burned (!) and two (!) The Fire Parts!!!And then"

Fuck...I applaud standing in our country.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59098
 24.01.2012
Alexander is
It is not about the size of the breasts, but whether they are at hand! and c)
Natalia
Yes well?
Alexander is
He touched his breast and cried

[ + 41 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59097
 24.01.2012
Cordesius: The cat pressed his cold nose to my forehead and cried.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59096
 24.01.2012
From the discussion in the diary:

The drawings of Salvador Dali were used in the design of the service.
Question: Are there other examples of the use of works of any artists in decorative and applied art?

WOW: Yes, Malevich pixels are a lot where used

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №59095
 24.01.2012
They are no worse than the military. Dialogue in a large IT company:
Where are our men?
The client vaseline from the morning.

Translation of:
Where are the staff of Sam? Software Asset Management (Software Asset Management)
Baseline survey on the part of the employer. (Primary preparation for further work)

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59094
 24.01.2012
XXX (0033): I went to make tea. All such a quiet, invisible and flameless theft in the apartment does not wake the dad.
He sleeps very sensitively and then sits on me with a mat while I sit behind a comp.
All of this is going through the corridor in light conditions - and sound masking, almost, almost completed my mission!
passing under his door I remember your "you sho, the green on the pedda shed?" and...
How to burn like cognac for tea on a new white blanket, by the open door of the closet, the fifth in a tea blanket spread on a linoleum to fuck it.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №59093
 24.01.2012
A commentary on the rare film of 1925:
Chinese as needed. As a friend of mine said when I saw it: “I’m especially pleased that all these people have been dead for a long time.”

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59092
 24.01.2012
A relative told me. She was in the seventh month of pregnancy. She goes to a colleague at work. She has a 4-year-old daughter who is very speaking. She looks so closely at her aunt’s stomach and asks – and what’s there. Her mother is a baby. The daughter is surprised: "what, does he take him to work with him?and "

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №59091
 24.01.2012
Yesterday I got my old keyboard..started only the English letter S...
I am so happy ?
HH: This is exactly...

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59090
 24.01.2012
Yoshik: I suddenly realized that I had not used the CD-ROM of the computer for 3 years

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №59089
 24.01.2012
XXX is Hi. How to recover data from a non-working phone Sony Ericsson Z555?
YYY: How do I get the body to testify?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №59088
 24.01.2012
My first dog my dad bought me in the subway as a Japanese chin. The chin from it, indeed, did not grow up, but I learned about it much later. The picture - the summer after the first class; Ulyanovsk, where I was sent for the summer to my grandmothers; the respected grandmother in the city - the chief traumatologist and deputy - walks me and Repeika on the Middle Vence. The same respectable people (the very center of the city) walk their grandchildren there. Natasha, how you grew in a year! What is your dog’s name? I firmly remembered that Japanese, and the second word of 3 letters on Buku "X". It seemed like this was the word I got in the school on the wall... Well, and sounded. It all depends on gentle age and naivety.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59087
 24.01.2012
He worked as an electrician. I had to make lighting in the garage basement. We came to the basement on Friday night and brought everything we needed for work. Cable, lamps, and 36V lamp box. When they left, they closed into their castle. I came to work on Monday morning. The castle is in place, and the lights have their feet made. As usual, no one knows or has seen anything. I had to go back to the warehouse and get another box of bulbs.
The laughter began later. A car mechanic came to us. He wanted to ask something, but was embarrassed. He comes, sits, talks a little and leaves. Sometimes he just sits. And at one moment it happened. He says: "Men, what is a shit? I spin the light bulb, and it is baked - and it burns, and the cane becomes white? Already a dozen changed - the same stuff." Here we hit him, forced the bulbs back and covered the lawn so that the bosses did not know anything. They sat well then. ;)

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