Very "successful" marked March 7, I lie in pyjamas all day, I can't move, cosmetics from yesterday absorbed into the swollen face, comes March 8, congratulations are carried one by one:

May all days be as beautiful as this March 8th!! to

Stay as beautiful as on this sunny holiday day!! to

Are you there, have you agreed?? to

4 year old mother:
Mom, you are a superhero. You save the world, and I go down.

Aquarius tourists have a chip to tie mobile phones, documents, money, etc. In the permafrost. Not to wet.
And one day, my friend and I went to the pharmacy "to get stuck" before the trip.
Comrade: I have three packs of condoms, super-strong, without lubrication.
In the sight of the seller, he calmly added:
This is for subordinates.

Yes, you’ve borrowed with your Yandex bars and your default searches. At least a little look at the screen when installing any hernia, and everything will be fine.

Eva, a foolish accountant, 24 years old.

I walk through the street, a toned dozen is parked on the side, from which, breaking up, a dabbstep cries. A guy and a girl pass by the car.
Girl: “Oh, what strange sounds... He’s probably broken the magnet, right?”
The guy, sad and hard breathed: "No, Yulia, not broken... Unfortunately, it’s music"

In contact with:

Please don't get offended, I'll remove the bouquets from the wall.And then in the eyes of ally and feel like Ally Pugacheva.

- recently passed Belarus and noted what delicious milk they have
- today dreamed of Lukashenko, who asked "well how our milk, liked it?"
I wonder, is it really a dream? Or a high-tech company? o.o

The Temple of Christ the Savior:

And when they came to see it, they made a mess, and poured one boy with water. When he appealed to the police officers with the question why they do not respond, he was offered to go to write a statement in the police bus, after refusing to get into the bus he was detained [...] The detainee is convicted of an administrative offence under the article disobedience to the police officers, the man who licked him is registered as a witness.

Only in our country you will be swallowed with water, and the police will not punish the culprit, but will also make you guilty.

I made a small postcard to my mom for the holiday, color paper printed on the printer)))

The wife saw the 7th goal, scored by Barcelona in the goal of Bayern:
Goal is back after the game.

He put his foot on the clutch pedal for 3 hours at the MKAD... even in the 80s in Moscow was said - "how to recognize a taxi driver in the bath? The left leg is twice as thick as the right".

This is his advice:

While he was cutting the bread, he pulled out a knife that was stuck right between his toes. Hands in the ass, but a lucky man. I just wanted to share the joy.

Twitter is

X: (08 March, 23:54): Something our friend Zen has not pleased us with his writing.
Y: (08 March, 23:56): Oh, let’s write a story, where does it all start on Z?
X: (09 March, 00:08): The evil zekes stumbled behind the bell mirror, looking behind the mirror, the green-skinned Zenya noticed the noble flags. After jumping behind a familiar canyon, Zenya pulled the flags and replaced the famous sign of the green evil! Zena was angry about the hole. Evil Zabulon knew Zen’s spells. The evil zecks ran behind the mirror to the famous zenin zazzobu. Acting for the spell, Zenya struck Zabulon by a sinister spell for a grain corner. Zombing the prisoners, Zabulon jumped over the fence. Zena jumped behind the hole. The evil zecks threw Zeni's swollen back over the fence. Zena often knew, behind Zekis anger. There were calls. The rabbits burned. The green spots blocked the sensors launched behind Zenah. Zeki knew why Zenya had thrown his swollen ass behind Zabulon. Zeni's ass was horribly locked with closed drives. At the drive, Zavulon closed the grain reserves of the Earth. The movements sounded, Zena walked behind the closed curtain. Zabulon jumped behind the mirror. The star! Sophia is pregnant! The lighting of the fire "Zippo"! Zena shouted a spell. Zippo is left behind the curtain. The wave is wrapped. Zena captured Zabulon. Damn is fucking!
Y: (09 March, 00:10): This is what broke you through!!! = – O

My husband goes to the toilet and keeps telling me something. I say, "What is a bad habit? Don’t talk through the toilet door!
He opened the door: "What is it?"

The Anime Tracker:
Genre: adventure, comedy, romance, etti, little breasts, big breasts, big breasts

Harry: Any woman should be able to choose meat, if she can’t – I’d never married it.
Yorik: Well let me admit. How do you know if she can or not? You have to know, you have to know.
Do you know how to choose meat?
Lav: Meat should not have a sexually transmitted disease and it should not argue with me.
Harry: You would smoke less and the meat would not argue with you.

Music screensaver at home is the only two that can make you get up from the couch to switch the channel if the controller is lost, even a drunk and tired person!!! to

What is "Nahui" in English?
by Poshel Nahyu.
and thanks.
Here is the blade.

UN High Commissioner Report: Kyrgyz police rape lesbians to change their sexual orientation

"But the events evolved in a completely unpredictable way. We came into the room, he closed the door behind us and offered to lie down. He didn’t dress himself, and he didn’t tell us anything about it. Alena was not afraid, and I thought nothing terrible would happen to me. When we lay down on his huge bed, Mikhail took Turgenev’s “Groza” (two copies) from underneath his pillow and asked us to read it out loud.

I am one in this story embarrassed by "Groza" Turgeneva?