Sanchez486: Fucking trolls
by Alex_Sez
Sanchez486: I bought a bottle of lemonade. The label reads "bla-bla-bla with flour. Shake and drink. "On the cover too - shake and drink. I blasted. I thought I’d eat a delicious juice, but it wasn’t...This shit is gased!

The real case of the zoo:
xxx: Give me something to seal cats.
YYY: O_O
xxx: Oh, for the degeneration of cats.
YYY: O_O
XXX: Give something from the worms.
yyy: Aaaaa... For dehelmintication

One old man was constantly reading necrologues.
I was always happy to find people younger than myself.

What is "factorial"?
W: literally - "the devil would have taken these actual numbers"

Skunny: In our cozy gender shooter, the chief troll suffered most morally, who, proving the superiority of men, women ran into the question: "And what gender are you?".

My parents gave me a turtle for a while.
YYY: She will die.
XXX: Why is it?
YYY: They are all dying.

<LedZeppelin68> I never let my PS3 in the net, AHAHAHAHAH
<@ajax16384> LedZeppelin68: Untouched
<@F1ReB4LL> she probably has a hole LAN sticker attached :-)

Love is when you embrace a person to a crush of bones, but you realize that this is not enough and you would still eat him.
@nexebo: @koffboy is fatality

XXX is mild! The political correct name of the left is "People with unconventional hand orientation".
xxx: I am an ambidexter!!!!!))))))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The two? =) is
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- The neighbor stopped talking something in the karaoke...maybe her machine was covered?
There is a God in the world!

Comments under the video, in which S.Slepakov advocates for his grandfather on the road and beats the driver of a Mercedes:
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YYY: I know very few people who have done the same and I think Svetlakov is one of them. If there were Baskov, Galkin or Kirkorov in the frame, for example, I would be funny. Here is another case.
zzz: yyy, and don't say - it would be funny to me too if Svetlakov in the frame dismissed Baskov, Galkin or Kirkorov... )))))

I was told that a smoking woman ends up with cancer, I said that not only

I will soon be fired for my expressions.

My older comrade served in the navy and told a story. Their ship sailed from the Barents Sea to the North, and after a while there was a storm that lasted for 2 days! And the times of the USSR, the Cold War, all the shit. All foreign ships were hiding in the coves, and even, due to the strength of the storm, they offered to hide there to our ship! But who will swim in the port of a potential enemy! And here, two days later, the picture appears, the ship is chaotically blurred, and everyone blurred, from the jungle to the captain)) Two days the team could only drink water, and then it did not delay for a long time) But, fucking, they sailed into a strange port))) Just the pride tried!))

Remember when it was a joke "Anecdotes about Vochka to be considered political" is now 2012 and I don’t remember when the last time I heard such anecdotes.

The cat is sleeping.
She is tired.
It is us
It was laughing everywhere.

... just now. "Who wants to be a millionaire" Question: What can a man do for a hibiscus? Options for answering (after used) tips: chest wool; pour. Two banders think for five minutes.

Yorhen Nollingten: Did you watch House?
Tonlynx: Which series?
Yorhen Nollingten: Everything
Tonlynx has watched.

MascaRidens: Grandma has now burned up. She worked in my nursery all my life, headed the department, took children. She comes to me and tells me: I spoke to my friend (also a doctor, but on another part), and she told her how the thief recognized him although she saw him only a few seconds:
I have a medical memory, I remember faces well!
My grandmother now adds:
I’m a doctor too, but my memory is bad. Maybe I haven’t been there all my life? O_O

Comments on the Galaxy Tab 7.7 on the Web:

I love the sushi!!! to
YYY: I also love when I have a sushi.
ZZZ: Meet and you will be happy

It appears that the launch of the IJunes leads to virus checks, defragmentation and the calculation of the factor of a billion.