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[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58786
 18.01.2012
These tips on how to find a wife and husband are similar to the option of "let's get married" among the misanthropes of the office plankton. You have to marry for love. Ostoherrelo already about mines on demand and men at the plate to read.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58785
 18.01.2012
When you have a hammer in your hands, everything around you looks like nails.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58784
 18.01.2012
XHH: With her luck, if she stumbles at something, it will surely be a gold pile!
I believe it)
XHH: But with her character, if she stumbles at him, then she will cringe out of anger, cut off her leg and leave dissatisfied!)) and r

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58783
 18.01.2012
Comments on Sherlock/Sherlock:
The respectable company BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) and Paul McGagan. In 2012, according to mass sources, we are promised the end of the world. With this fact, I and many TV viewers would like to watch the third season of Sherlock/Sherlock. Be human, let the end of the world be met with satisfied curiosity.

[ + 61 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58782
 18.01.2012
It seems like it’s time to remind people what they shouldn’t do =)

Do not turn your eyes into a working vacuum cleaner.
Do not swipe a spoon in the USB port.
Do not remove the gas from the gas plate.
Do not wear a gauge/glass bottle on the penis.
Do not pour water on boiling oil.
Do not try to change the eggs in the scrotum.

Try not to get the Darwin Prize after reading these lines. =) is

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58781
 17.01.2012
by Habra

XXX: Auto-launch is a great thing, I have a feature in the camera that’s set to smile, bring people on, and just ask them to smile, always get great shots. Shooting will be the same.
YYY: Shooting at smiling people? Don’t tell this to Bender.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58780
 17.01.2012
xxx mom troll
xxx: brought a money tree from the kitchen. I put him.
xxx: "To get your money"
I took my money from the table and left.
XXX: The Clown

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58779
 17.01.2012
and good night. Daddy (48 years old) bought a PS3 for the little one.I've been playing the second night.well I joined afterwards.happiness in the shower went.my.he is so knocking.I said something.he:I'm faster.I can't pass the level. I wonder who bought it.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58778
 17.01.2012
On the days when the snow symbolically fell and on the paths immediately melted, I watched my mom with two young children with pleasure: one on the asphalt was walking proudly on skies, and the other happily sat on the saucers, which with a heart-breaking scratch was dragging behind my mom.

[ + 50 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58777
 17.01.2012
Suddenly, SMSs from comrades began to come with a hint on my healthy head. Started to understand, it turns out my little 2-year-old kiddy playing with the phone accidentally shot his pips and made an MMS mail on contacts :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58776
 17.01.2012
From comments to the news: "Gay people will protest in Moscow against the ban on propaganda of homosexuality among children"

Look at the rearways.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58775
 17.01.2012
I had such a beautiful dream today... I was placed in a penis and I swam towards the rising sun.

YYY: Who has planted? where?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №58774
 17.01.2012
They hanged a refresher in the corridor working for movement. Every trip to the kitchen is an adventure. The main task is to go unnoticed.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58773
 17.01.2012
XXX is fucking.
No fuck, no fuck!
I think the same phrase was used before the invention of the hydrogen bomb.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58772
 17.01.2012
What a wonderful phrase I saw in the contact - "well and then!!" See the year of birth - 1998)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58771
 17.01.2012
Chuck Norris once hugged a horse, and so came the camels.
Judging by the fact that camels often spit in people, not only embraced, but also kissed...

[ + 40 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58770
 17.01.2012
Listen, never confess your sins to her. The female sex are evil creatures. Sooner or later, let’s in a year, but they’ll get revenge.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58769
 17.01.2012
xxx: i'm not a fraid
YYY: Of course he died long ago.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58768
 17.01.2012
Fuck, no one loves me now - the relationship with friends is not the same, I split up with a guy ((...I will go to extreme measures - I will go to look for love at HOME-2...and I will burn it!Then everyone will love me ^_^

[ + 28 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58767
 17.01.2012
When we met, he broke. Accordingly, he swallowed like a horse, smoked like a steam car and morally degraded in every way. And I was still in school, loved decent boys and waited for a prince on something white))) And it was 10 years. He doesn’t drink, does not smoke, earns a lot of money and plays an offgenic melodic drum. I do not want a prince anymore. I am glad that all these changes occurred in front of my eyes. I am happy that we have been married for many years and have grown up gifted beautiful children. Change the world and change with it. If you sit and wait, there will be no happiness. Dada

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