About Baruch Feu

The sheep are the size of a bull. The last major remnant of the Ice Age. At that time, much around it was very large, fierce, horned and dented. These caterpillars are used to defending themselves against caterpillars, compared to which the sable-toothed tiger is a small cat. And now they would have gone away, but all their nightmares, except the smallest person, have long since disappeared. The method of defense is apparently inherited genetically, because it hurts. When the hunter appears, the shepherds instantly fall into a dense circle, and the horns of the most powerful lambs, thick and squeezed, are torn out with a steady frequency. The rebellious young man always finds himself inside this ring with the sheep, even if he tries to advance outside. Whoever is stronger, wipes out all the blade back and holds the front as much as he can. A proven way, but for the hunter grace. They shot the sheep calmly, one by one, as many bullets were enough. The bars stood firm, even until the last. The herds of sheep were killed all over Canada, and the surviving Russians began to recover. In our country sometimes it is just great that nothing is done to the end.

This is a story, a story ahead. One day my son asked for it. Children love horror stories. It feels like they are born on which planet. I don't know what the advanced pedagogical thought thinks about this, but my children's company grew up on the unadapted texts of Andersen's fairy tales. It is difficult for adults to read, and easier for children. Girls can and should be guarded from a young age with a pink scarf - they will become omniscient in their youth. And it is better to explain to the guy earlier that there are the stupidest situations in life when you need to stand where you stand, even if you are able to run away from those who are nearby.

I told my son about the sheep, the animals that surrounded them, and the people who killed them. Nevertheless, the story must adorn the reality. In my narrative, a bucket named Fefa stole himself. He was the smallest in this herd, but he was already very large, dull and unclear. Feffa was in the center of the shot-off herd and remained alive under the bodies – there must be some sense in this eagle stubbornness.

I told that story many years ago and forgot it long ago. And during the New Year, he broke up with his son his children's drawings and stumbled upon a strange comic book - a huge graceful beast with thick horns pursues hunters, raising their tents on the horns and tapping their guns into the folds. Overwhelmed by the horror faces of the hunters, everyone takes their feet far away. And a large terrible inscription with uneven letters: “FIFA VIROS!”

99% of computer errors are within half a meter of the monitor.

Now smoking went out, there the door to the warehouse was opened heard such a dialogue
The STAS...
–...
and STAS!
–...
“Stas, shit, shit piece, who am I talking to, shit?”! to
What is?
Would you be a candy?

27.02.12 The Greek overclocker named Aristidis managed to take the first place in the 3DMark'03 rating with the help of the 1630/7400 MHz graphics adapter Radeon HD 7970.
This is where the entire budget of Greece went.

I love our media: "People who regularly take sleeping pills die five times more often".
And so more often? and ;-)

A: “And I, the bab, who mourn with several boys at once, in the expectation that something will burn out with someone, I call ‘fishermen’.”
“And I’m the Malvinas.”
A: “Why is it?”
B.: “Well, she was the first to get messed up with Buratino, Piero, Karabas Barabas, Duremar and on a black day even with a talking pudel.”
A: "Why does Karabas Barabas allow her to understand - a career, Duremar is also explainable - himself was once, Buratino - a oak with money, Piero - a girlfriend - a jacket, and a pudel why?"
B. : "And what else is needed of the finished straw from the man: to entertain conversations, to lick where her perverted fantasy will point, to whisper to bring shoes in the teeth, and most importantly not to understand all the humiliating monstrousness of his position."
A: “Fu, it is ugly!”
B: “I’m disgusted”

He was in line for cigarettes. I heard this conversation:
I am a gift.
XHH: What is it?
How did it break???? to
You call me in an emergency call a fool.

Curiously :
<Q: Is it possible to transfer a file weighing 14GB via Bluetooth (from a laptop to a computer?) is?

A: If you do, you will be included in the list of "TOP-3 Perversions of the Month"... >

What did the other two do?? to

The guy snorted over my ear at night, so that I dreamed all night that I was the wife of Jigurda :(

Fuck, you’ve gotten the shop off to me 😉
The website promises "complete confidentiality of the order! andquot;
When ordering: FIO, telephone, address, soap, ICQ, index..the order is made through Kiev online shopping service - there the status is tracked, comes SMS, mail and within 10 hours the manager connects with the customer.
Yes, all of Ukraine knows that I am buying a clap with a red hammer belt!

The guy bought 2 kilos of cookies, walks around the office, feeds everyone))
A mass set on the dark side?
We call him the messenger of hell. :D

Wo1and: Here I look at Potter and come to the conclusion that they have all the opposition of sorcerers to the one whose stick is cooler. That is, not experience, not knowledge of spells, not the number of manas, but a stick. Freud would be pleased.

xxx: don’t call me by my full name ><
YYY : Why? Are you angry with your name?
xxx: yes
YYY: Why didn’t you change?
The others are worse.

In contact with:
On February 29th, girls who suffer from irresponsible love, not afraid of dull views and public condemnation, can make an offer to the man they like. According to the Scottish tradition, if the elected responds with a rejection, he will have to pay £100.

That’s how you can cook.)
100 pounds = 5000 r., ten men - 50000, two hundred men - a million)) how long can the average lady attempt to round two hundred men without success? Three minutes for a man is ten hours of work, and a lady is a millionaire.
All men are closed in the basement this day)))

American filmmakers who invented Watson Woman, of course, were fortunate that Sir Conan Doyle died long ago. They say he had a bad character and a big gun.

From Japan:

As was the case at work, the guy found the feathers of feathers approached the boss and when he turned away (his hair was curly, lush) put him two feathers near his ears, his appearance immediately changed as in the best novels of Maine Reid described the leaders of Indian settlements. After the general laughter ceased, there was a short dialogue.
Boss: Vitaly, do you understand that you are now joking about your monthly salary?
Yes, they laughed great.

The morning. I sleep. My husband came from a night shift. Something is knocking at the door. I don’t open it hard (I’m completely overwhelmed!) Calls on the phone. I get out of a warm bed. I open the door, he enters and, like apologizing, without saying anything, points to the keys on the box. Mole has forgotten. The dialogue:
I thought it was you waking me up... You’re going to be me?
No, I will not...
I knew I was getting up badly.

I told you, how shocked the massage worker in the salon, when his massage table broke, I was sitting at his masterpiece, and I was so careless to him: the key for 10 will fit?... he is in shower: yes... I so get out of the bag I give him (I that winter with the battery was full and the key I was always with me: remove-set the accumulator)

from habr

ad1Dima28
Something suggests me that the coil inside this thing does not radiate anything...

Freeze 28
When you listen to a radio receiver, do you also worry that it will burn your brain with its non-existent transmitter?

by Arion28
No, I’ve been wrapped up with the whole foil for a long time now.

XXX is smart. He used to ask, “Will I drink beer?” and I answered, “A, maybe not?” and now he asks, “Will I drink vodka?” and I answer, “A, maybe better beer?”