And if you call the plush many times, it begins to flash without stopping.)

From Drum:
XHH: Is there a 2005 engineer according to the documents of 90 years, will not take it? On the record, there is a record of changes in the design.
WOW: And the designer and the bear and the railroad...they will take away...

We answered:
The guy sues the girl under article 110 (leading to suicide) and she gets jailed for 5 years for what she did not give him. Who is he after that...?

It is beautiful :)

Q: Have you been there for a long time?
Oh yeah, I am here...
It all started when I made a cup of tea. I brought him a note. begins to blow. Eventually, everything went to the keyboard. My brother came and started screaming. his computer
You have a computer, what’s the problem?
WOW: That’s not all... I went to the kitchen in sorrow, and it was evening. The Dark Oooo. And I tricked to fuck on the sleeping on the couch in front of the TV Dad’s tea drink, while shouting “Fuck!” What a fucking thing, that!and "
In general, my brother, dad, mom and cat offended me.
Oh the cat!? to
WOW: I was the tea when I was rushing, slapped back, straight the ass on him and his food.
It’s dangerous to connect with you, Victoria.

Congratulations to!

I will be brief. Here, a generation has grown up who instead of brains has a linnaque and a wolf. This morning on the first federal channel "computer security specialist" stated that the counterfeiting of websites for the purpose of theft of personal data is called FARMING!!! to

You won the honorary title of the elephant. Enter the word pharming in Google and feel the depth of your stupidity.

from ZH:
From such a ass even hands grow with pleasure.

I heard a conversation between two girls in the subway:
1 to Hi! What about you? with anxiety)
2 and hello. I didn’t have time to paint today.

There is an eternal war between a wise counsel and a foolish command.

Product of Double Purpose
One day, the owners decided to bite their cat for the first time with dry food.
They opened a box in the kitchen and put it in a bowl. The cat approached, smelled, questioningly looked at the owners. Those of his kind encourage, say:
“Don’t be afraid, Barcy, eat...
Being in obvious difficulty regarding the way to use the novelty, the cat sat on the bowl, did his cat business, carefully buried.
He looked at them all, “Have you guessed?“...

1 the course. The first pair of matanalysis in the technical university.
The Teacher:
- Write the topic: "The actual function of a complex variable.
Surrective, injective and bijective functions.
Voice from the back:
Allo, is this a military officer? I changed my mind. Please tell me when I need it.
Going to the Medical Committee?

The treasures from Perm will run in the morning of January 1 under the motto “Russian – means sober.”
Smoking

The Hockey Guest:
Drunja: And I don’t think it’s worth c tribune to scandate "Judge – Pidoras!", at least because there are children at the stadium. I suggest a more correct option: "The judge has a husband!!and "

The guy sues the girl under article 110 (leading to suicide) and she gets jailed for 5 years for what she did not give him. Who is he after that...?

Why do you suddenly have a dryer in the middle of the week?
222: Well, the Energy Day was celebrated yesterday!
111: Misha, you are studying in medacademy, and here is energy?? to
222: Don’t tell me... I’m, by the way, a confident electricity user. So I have the right!

News: In the Simferopol morga resurrected "dead".
The man came to himself and frightened the metalists who rehearsed nearby.

Rockers-metalists rehearsed here by agreement with someone from the chief, as in the dead silence of the morga their "concerts" did not cause any concern.

- They whispered in the basement among the dead for their pleasure, until one day one of the bodies brought back and began to knock on the door of the refrigerator, say, open, I want you! told the worker of Morga. “Since then, no one has seen the unlucky rockers, even their strike system, decorated with satanic symbols, they threw it to the will of fate.

The commentary:

xxx: I always knew that heavy reefs have healing properties!

and whispering,
I don’t understand Figo! What a smile when you click on + my page just grows! Tell me before I jumped out of the balcony.
No need to crack.

When my grandmother came to visit, she looked at my mini-bar.
What are you preparing for the new year? (with a clear disapproval)
No, this is a child’s champagne.
And this? (They are blinded)
This is a child whiskey.

Is it normal: twice, but at an interval of 5 years, to meet in public transport an alkasha who will look at my choked guitar and ask, "What is this cha?" The violin? For a great guitar..." I wanted to cry, embrace him and say, "Is that you again? How many years, how many winters! No, it is a guitar. It is time to remember!"

Only modern fashion can make a guy feel macho while looking like a ped%k.

There is no ass through which we would not do anything.
This is the motto of our profession.

You are late! This is the motto of our country.