XXX For Memory? I was told to drink the pills, I even bought them. But I forgot to drink) and then one day I forgot what they were doing. And then I forgot what they were called... and that’s all.

Conversation with Grandma. We rarely see.
Your beard is growing.
I: I am 25 years old.
Grandma: So what then? At 25 years old, my beard did not grow.

Come down from me, Biomass!
She: Not the biomasse, but your favorite girlfriend!! to

It is cold, the grandmother takes her first-class son to school. The son said that the grandmother’s car was uncomfortable and small. Comment of the husband: "Let him ride the bus. It is great!"

<Smesh> Yes, I’m not a big guy at all.
<Kirieshka> are you? This is said to me by a person in whose folder "Download" everything is ordered like in a bank!
<Kirieshka> fuck them with downloads, you have headphones from the player in your pocket! He was...

I’ve seen how our planes are gathering! If the detail doesn’t come in, they’ll fit it!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have been building nuclear reactors for 10 years. We have always worked that way.

I go out the street in the evening, suddenly a guy stops, says, "Friend, can you borrow the phone, call me? I have a battery dead." I think of myself: "Yes! I will finally get rid of my Siemens C55 and buy a normal phone." and with the words "Yes, of course" I stretch his cell phone. He sticks on her for ten seconds, then returns and says "B** sorry, I forgot the number"

The frost. The third day I stayed at home. The soul goes to will. The eye begins to shake. All of us! I dress up. I go out to the street. I go smoking. I turn away. I go home. I dress up. I wrap myself in the blanket and turn on the film. Warm and comfortable. It’s not so bad to sit at home.)

12 years ago, I went from the MKAD to Moscow (Lublin).Tormozit young Gibbon(years 22-25)check the docks.
For the form he asks:
Do you have cold weapons?
“Yes, I say, a gas car, a big knife, it’s a sapphire blade.
Why all this?
There was a big troll in me!! to
Gas car, knife cut, knife cut, knife cut.
Cut off the car, click the lock on the machine:
Remove the luggage!! to
I go with the trollface to break away, saying:
I have already buried it...
I open, not looking into the trunk.I notice that the face of Gibbon is green...I turn to the car...MAMA-PEREMA!!I bought the carcasses and bones for my dogs in the morning and there was a film in blood in the luggage!I just forgot to remove it after unloading the bags...I will remember the day at the CPS for a long time, until the experts found out WHO’S THAT BLOOD)))

I’m already accustomed to his bizarre and pedantry in life. I’ve met for a long time, but there was no sex. Finally it came before that. He just burned the shit. Preludies, oral loves, I already burn it all... and here I remember that the condoms were left in my bag. He rushes up and wears shoes! And with the words "Do not go anywhere"(!!) He hides in his room. 10 minutes later!!! He also does not rush back, opens, looks at the light, blows in it, clothes, takes off his boots and finally returns to me. At the question "why so long?" he replied that he was looking for a review on the Internet,which is better, strawberry or banana. Is this fucking normal?

XXX: What are you doing?
NN: No special, I sit in the tank, I ride
Whoever does not ask, all in the tanks rub
NN: Fuck everyone, in the army I, in the army, in the tank regiment I serve, in the tank I ride.

I also have a cat constantly eating cactus, it’s worth putting it in the room.
Do not put cactus into the room.

Nikita
See you in the unstoppable fountain of madness :)

Svetlana
How well did you use the word "Ebanuta"?

XXX: Let me know that the light has arranged me!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: I go in, around candles, candlesticks, quiet music, she is in a penny. He says, type, go, sweet I relax, I do a massage.
xxx: I lie down, she sits on me, the nail point leads on the back and : "Rails-rails, spades-spades, the train was late..."))))
XXX is Revenge!

Roscosmos has announced a set of volunteers to fly to the moon.
I recommend taking swimmers and divers as a priority.

[18:25:31] DeViLJiN: I went to castrate a cat
[18:25:32] DEVILJiN:
Cutlass: O_O
[18:25:43] Cutlass: You are the Fucks
[18:25:44] DeViLJiN: ahah
[18:25:44] Cutlass: The Floor of the Frog
Cutlass: The Double Hate
Cutlass: He trusted you!
[18:26:08] Cutlass: And you castrated him
[18:26:13] DeViLJiN: he fucked my jacket
Cutlass: You too did a lot of things when you were a child, but you were not castrated!

Near the entrance hangs an announcement: "Extreme SpongeBob has flown out to explore snow and frosty deserts. Please return the body if you find it" =(

In turn, the mother to the capricious child: "Now you will be photographed and posted on the Internet!"

She turned from blonde to brunette.
What is it seriously related to?
In me died a bright and good angel.
I am so sorry I have never met him :(

<xxx> the food has come ^_^
<xxx> or not (
<xxx> what is it like
<xxx> in the hallway
<xxx> probably came ^_^
<yyy> food
<yyy> I have to go for food :-)
<yyy> fucking... I think like a cat