zz: Avast has added itself to quarantine. Here is the idiot.

Soon to! On all corners of the country! The Spring!!! to

My daughter almost went for a walk. I hug my husband sitting behind the comp and playfully speak to his ear.
We will have a se-ex.
Without getting rid of the toy.
Speak for yourself.

News: Arshavin T-shirts have arrived in shops
Good but not socks.

Sending a message to my mother forgiven Sunday: "Forgive me for everything, mom". She thought I was going to commit suicide...

Preparing for Philosophy:

The shorter men gathered together, drank alcohol, relaxed, talked drunk about every shit (justice, peace and other things like all drunkards), but Plato drank the least of all and then recorded everything.

YouTube comment on the 50-hour video:

Mum: Go to Sleep

Me:Muuum just one more video

Mom: Okay-

Me: Hahaha sucker...

My aunt burned: her husband gave her yellow roses on February 14, so she searched all Novosib to buy yellow socks and give him.

...
There was another employee by the name Subvalna. I got married and I became a woman ?
YYY: There are coincidences! My friend's grandmother-Baranova married grandfather-Kozlov
...

In Tomsk, at the time still TiaSure, in the same department worked husband and wife - Kozlov and Konev. The chapter was called "Rog and Copy".

Dialogue after another earthquake in Krasnoyarsk:

XXX: Fuck, this operational officer is angry. What does it mean to "observe" calm?! to
yyy:it means that you should not run out on the streets, throw windows and pull plasma home.

This year, April 1 falls on the fourth of March.

xxx: register on ask.ru, I will then ask you anonymously, how you treat friendly sex, and so somehow strenuously.

My husband is full of blinkers.I fold my two cheeks, he looks at me and says:
Eat and eat. You eat a lot - you are shattered, so that you do not get in any dress, I will go to the guests without you and say, "You do not bring a woman with you, she does not get into our car." You will get nervous and eat more.
I: But if I’m going to constantly eat and get more and more fat, what will it lead to?
Husband: Well, my programming experience tells me that in the end you will break, the system will restart, and you will again become the beautiful and slim girl I once loved.

I need a time car in the car.
She: Do you want to return to the past...Can you never forget it?
He: No) Makarevich – in the car.

I clean the apartment, listen to music in parallel and rewrite on the dating site. The apartment is large and washing it for quite a long time, and at the moment when I was a little bored, I heard a message:
Today at 13:37 Hello. Can I be a slave to you without interfering in your personal life?
- Darya today at 13:41 what is it?
13:42 I can come on the appointed day and time, wash the lingerie of the lady, wash and dust the floors, clean and drain the shoes of the lady, massage the feet of the lady (I know how to do this well), with the friends of the lady I can be a servant, a maid, a joke for the fun of the lady and her friend, and also be for my lady her toy.
- Darya today at 13:43 Mr. Proper? O_O

Pedalique: Today is just a day of victory
Pedalique: The Light Started
Pedalique: Then the blood from the nose went
Pedalique: I didn’t notice that I was printing with a cap.

Who is Twitter?
Kuniya: it's frightening, for those who can't connect a couple of words anymore, and they want to start.

It was very fun when watching the post-apocalyptic Evil Residence 4 the whole film to watch the painted actresses. The world is crazy, around monsters, destruction and other delights of the apocalypse, but where the babies without cosmetics, suddenly zombies are scared...>_>"

In Georgia, as part of the series of games Great Georgians created a computer game about fighting the Red Army in 1921.
According to the history of the world, the series of games "How the Great Georgians scratched off" will be much longer and much more interesting. Give them that idea.

Yesterday I made her a tiramisu, she was delighted!
YYY: Boy, it’s not called that.