You have to work, get married, have children and die at retirement.
I forgot the tree.
You have to work, get married, have children and die on a tree.

A question of female logic.

Mom calls me to the kitchen to eat soup and asks if I can put me meat. To what I answer no, don’t have to! I don’t like this chicken cooked.
I sit down at the table and see in my plate right in the middle a decent piece of chicken.
Mom, what is it?
“Well, you said I didn’t need meat and I put you a smaller piece.

O_O

xxx: When viewing videos, the sound is delayed.
What is the problem?
The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, so it should be.

Anyone, explain who this Valera is and why his time has come?

The xxx:
This is a question for you: in the firm where you constantly buy equipment, there is a possibility to make checks for an amount greater than the value, but not to indicate some equipment in the merchandise?
YYYY :
mm
YYYY :
It is too long you wrote the word "square"

As a result, the daughter of the mayor of our city was included in the group. She rarely went, did not communicate, but my friend and I somehow incredibly got an invitation for her birthday.

The celebration was massive, a cool restaurant for more than 1000 people was removed, the nail of the day was a very expensive car, gifted by the father to his beloved daughter. At the moment of delivering the gift, the friend who sat next to me and applauded with everyone said:

I obviously do not pay taxes in vain.

Lena, who was travelling to Turkey, stayed with her friend. A good house, a servant, a beloved puppy... So at half seven in the morning I woke up from the fact that under the window a woman stands (well how do you understand what). It turned out - it is a poppy.))))) a friend of many girls apparently happens... a poppy smart... speaking... parodying

Okay to you! Hitler was not so bad. Eventually he killed Hitler.

She: We have the last stage of miscarriage!
He said, “With us? This promises...

xxx: I shortened the tickets on my iPad, Iphone, printed, written by hand and now I record on the dictionary. I have to give up!!! to
YYY: While you did all this, you should have already learned!

I call the company, the employee’s name is Leo.
Hello, this kitten, join the lion.

Boss, I need a vacation!
What is your vacation?? to
Because I’ve been working for a year and haven’t taken it yet!!!! to
It turned out that the boss asked from what number to send me to him.

Is the door closed?
and yes.
The door is closed, Nathan.
and yes!
Do you close the door, Nathan?
and yes!! to
and exactly?
and yes!
I don't think it closed, check it out.
Check it out, it is closed.
Just closed it?
and yes!!! to
I thought I didn’t close. Check it again.
Check it yourself.
Well okay.
Did I close the door?
Apparently yes.
Just closed it? Check it out, or I may be wrong.
It seems to have closed.
Just closed it?? to
and yes!! to
Exactly exactly?
by Daaa!! to
Oh well okay. I thought I didn’t close.
by Nate?
– and?
I started to wonder if you closed the door.

nuckie
I got a trimmer for the beard Valera.

nuckie
Now I can’t stand, and when the beard grows, I say, “Waler, it’s your time.”

I’m like an old nokia: I just need my mom =(

The peak of optimism in childhood was when playing races on Dendy, we together with the joystick bended the body towards the turn))))))))))

XXX: 2 January Despite the weekend, I had to work. And here I am going to the stop early in the morning. It’s still dark, and I’m pretty sleepy, I’m almost on the machine. I go to the shop to buy cigarettes. Next to the lark are two pretty drunk boys aged 20-22. I automatically say to the saleswoman in the barbecue: "Good evening!"" One of the guys noticeably revives and pushes the other: "I told you — evening!"

I looked at a photo of a 18-year-old woman. The first thought - "To blow up..."

You want to be tough.
The unprincipled...
HH: No obligation to anything...
The disc?

From corporate chat:
Helena: it’s like a member in front of your eyes)) pleasant to the eye and raising feelings)
Sergey Dmitrievich: believe it or not, but the member in front of my eyes does not cause joy
Sergey Dmitrievich: and his proximity even scares him!
You like to have it.)
Sergey Dmitrievich: but at the same time he is at a safe distance
Sergey Dmitrievich: and he is his!