Today I listen to that shit on the radio. A young man (P) calls to the studio. There is a small dialogue between him and the leader (b), I hear:
Do you remember any song about winter?
What about our winter? Let’s think of it... Oh remembered – "On the streets, on the streets, on the streets, on the streets, on the streets."

I put up a water drinker, only remembered when the humidity in the apartment changed

Zoya from the Cainozoic: If you are beaten by three people at once, it does not mean that you are necessarily perverted. Maybe you’re just a cat.

She moved to subscriber Zina from ZC, the first day of work, colleagues by votes, of course, still does not distinguish.
On the stationary number:
Ali, where did I get?
Zoya the girl was humorous, the dialogue went like this:
Where did you aim?
in the subscriber.
Wow, we got hit!
Where is Elvis?
She... next to...
Let him come to me!
To whom to you?
To the Director!! to

A couple of psychology.
Subject: Public transportation in particular.
(The girl tells the report)

Girl -...and after 22:00 the light in the train turns off from the phone after this time you need
Turn off or put on the vibrator.

Prep – What do you say?

I read about equipment for speleology:"Reserve carabin - hanging on the ears of the gazebo. Needed for every case. Who to rescue, catch a carrier, throw a comrade in the helmet, lose.
It is an irreplaceable thing! =)

Cats, unlike humans, only lick their ass.

Album with Tattoos.
Fish tattoo so that the lips are fish-sex lips, and are not large.
The comments killed:
DD here it is!! This is the fish of my dreams! 😉 Ladies and gentlemen, good health!! to

CKuB: So please make a cupcake!
Taery: How is it?
CKuB: That’s fucking, as I’m usually, just YOU!! to

Alien: fucking tongue burning....our proverb "Eggs are not taught to chicken" language translates as an established expression "don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs"
I’ve been hysterical for 15 minutes!!! to

I mean 😉))))))))))))

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am in theatre.
Oh yeah, not so
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am in theatre.

(We live three with a teenage daughter and a cat, I work day by day...)

I come home and see a nervous cat with shaken eyes.
In the evening I sit at the comp, the last questions in the story:
The cat’s tail fucking.
The mad cat.
How to knock a cat by the tail so that it gets upset

...

Do you remember I worked in pharmacies as an Aitishnikov?
A 16-year-old neighbor asks for help with the tests.
Yaya: I think "thinking to buy", and hid a couple at our nearest point. brought
Yaya: my friend is hysterical "I asked you to help me with math!!and "

XXX: Soon there will be a people’s mark on the Jaguar :)
Yyy: Oh, and to advertise it will Arshavin :)
zzz: At the world championship in Jaguar, won a 14-year-old student from Samara. The main prize of the competition was a liver transplant.

He says: I want you.
She says, “I am a grey!
He is an old astronaut.
She: Who is the old astronaut?
[17:51:28] She is: yeah
She: Who is the old astronaut?
She says, “You are chasing.
[17:51:48] He is a grapefruit

There is always a limited choice of path.

They do not take us anywhere. These are the culbits - it is impossible to compose even in a drunk ugar.

There lived a quiet boy, a student of physics Bory Hoffman, a conditionally Russian from a decent Jewish family. He lived in the Moscow community, because he came to study from somewhere wrong from Chernovtsy, not from Vinnitsa.
A modest young man. I didn’t walk, I wasn’t noticed in the student slides either. I studied slowly.

At this time, a group of American interns arrive at the university. Beginning of the nineties. The restructuring! Only allowed to universities to allow foreigners from not friendly to us Western countries.

As for further integration and for purely peaceful purposes. Fighting with the Moscovites was not enough to watch and get used to it, and here are real living Americans. Curiosity has defeated natural robustness, and for the first time in three years of study he is chosen to some kind of student shelter, where there is a brotherhood of two powers. The people are drinking, singing, dancing, squeezing a little, and someone is already kissing. And Bora, who is unable to do neither one, nor another, nor third, finds himself wiped out somewhere in the kitchen area, where he is entrusted with a responsible matter in the form of dirty dishes and the collection of garbage.

Behind this household prose he is accidentally noticed by an American lady, and
Bora falls into her soul with her incredible economics and domesticity. to meet. They begin to communicate. And he likes her more and more: he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t climb under his shirt, he cookes his own egg, he leads to museums. Six months of close communication, and the lady travels to her native American states absolutely in love and conquered. Yes, and Borya is covered with romantic feelings and him. Then there is correspondence, mutual explanations on a mixed Russian-English slang and, like apophysis, the decision to get married. Since the student for this purpose can not quickly get to America, the lady, through complicated chess combinations, scraps the Russian visa and goes to her fiancé to strengthen the feeling of the bonds of legal marriage. Well, of course, it begins to walk by instances, pins, fussing from one responsible to another, in general, our normal surr, without which even living would be uninteresting.

But these two young men and time ahead of them have a downfall. In short, they are all overcome, they are combined with a legal marriage, and the newly married husband is hugged with his American wife at the place of his new residence. Northern Arizona, in the territory of the Indian Tribe Reserve
and Navajo. My favorite was an Indian. Her father was an Indian. And the whole family too. But Bora does not give such nonsense importance, you will think, surprised, he and himself is a representative of an equally oppressed nation. They live – they live. And after some time, the man, who was - not much, not little - the leader of the tribe, dies. Since he did not leave male heirs, according to custom, the title of leader was transferred to the husband of the eldest daughter.

So the simple Soviet Jew Borya Hoffman became the leader of the Indian tribe.
Moreover, thanks to the efforts of fellow tribes, he received a seat in the House of Representatives. And he earned the fame of a fierce fighter for the rights of the Indians, because in every speech he spoke with feeling about how his people are offended:

And it is we, every time he reminded the public, that we are
Indigenous people of the United States of America.

A computer mouse at night gathers the crumbs from your desk and hides them in the keyboard, making stocks for the winter!!! to

Intel will give every St. Petersburg schoolchild a laptop by 2012!
Was Intel informed?

From the news:
Color range of Lada Granta. The new will be painted, in addition, in enamel "granta" (grey-blue "non-metallic"), "portwein" (dark-boarded), "risling" (silver-grey), "cosmos" (black), "calina" (bright-red), "persian" (dark-blue), "sovinyon" (silver-grey), "Columbian green" (zoro-olive).

The engineers of the car are not burning at all.