Replies on the phone:
"I have never swallowed. Once the picture went up for 5 seconds when the aunt called, but from such a aunt and the pentagon's comp would depend.

I go to the subway with my girlfriend and we work there (both blondes). The car is old, recently renovated. Well, as we do - it is understandable: on one wheelchair, the support Teda knocks and grimits stronger than usual. I say to my friend, probably the wheel broke! I see the men are interested. The girlfriend snapped the chip and replied, “Dumb, here are the goats!” Would you have seen the eyes of these idiots who were ‘ridden’ over us! Would one of them be able to strike a nail? Now they’re all so glamorous and pedorrastic that they’re just chewing up.

It would be great if before sending a message/commentary, in addition to the bot test, you would have to undergo an IQ test.

I: I wonder what surgery a person needs to undergo so that he can shake?
It is to feed the cat.

I remember that from childhood I knew that both boys and girls have their own heavy share: boys 2 years to serve in the army, and girls to be pregnant 9 months and give birth))) And here I was very much tormented by the question - was I lucky that I was born a girl or, on the contrary, was unlucky? On the one hand, giving birth is painful, on the other hand, 2 years in the army without a mother is terribly long))))

The child, coming from school, asked me who Taras Volva was. I found nothing to answer immediately.

Dear, we have dinner today.
“We need dinner today... we need dinner.” I am weak!

The office is engaged in the distribution of alcohol among the production enterprises.
The girl sits and distributes applications from the factories, while reading in the ear:
150 liters of alcohol, per month, for the washing of the Petrov device
A break, and so dreamy:
What kind of device does Peter have that he needs so much alcohol every month?
Everyone quietly slipped under the tables.

by Xenobius

As I watched the students chop pigs in the kitchen, I understood the simple truth: if instead of the head a ass, everything around looks like a toilet.

Kholodkov Bros.

I decided yesterday to take care of the development of my son, to read him a book "I called the phone" of Korney Chukovsky, but after two attempts to read the line "- Ah, are you minded, gazelle?" was expelled by my wife to another room :(

{KWIer}

We bought an apartment, three weeks of guests - friends, relatives. They walked. My wife sits sad. I ask, why am I tired? No more praise to anyone.

She went to her sister in the children's hospital, was in a quiet hour. Extraordinary silence, cheerful babysitters, in general - a relentless idyll. I sit in the hallway and wait for the end. The mounters quietly pass by, quietly install a strap in the middle of the corridor, silently connect the perforator and begin to blow the concrete overlaps with sharpening.

The most cynical statement of the past day: "Houston, you have a problem"

1st The exam was
2nd What then?
1st Three thousand (
I meant what subject, but it doesn’t matter.)

You, men, cannot control your reproductive organs.
YYY: This is fertile in women, it is fertile in men.

News from Miley.
In the new program article, the head of the government outlined the strategy of people conservation. Thanks to the national conservation strategy, the head of government expects to increase the population of the country to 154 million people by 2050.

O God, he is with us forever.

If you are carrying shit, then look, do not hurt.

Going for a walk to Obi, his wife asked at the same time to buy land for home flowers. But as it was said, “When you go to the store, don’t forget to grab the land.” I caught it ))

Oh, how many things of this world I would give for going to work in clothes

xxx: throw my snake just into my mom's bed
YYY: The Serpent Sret?
YYY: What is it?? to