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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №57846
 26.12.2011
Comments on the shortest day of the year:
Why do you need the longest night if I don’t give it :(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №57845
 26.12.2011
Lafayet: A “resurrected” young American from a coma one hour before his death struck doctors.
Erathia4ever: One hour later, a young face made them skeletons.
Lafayet: You can’t talk to you seriously! Do you have three heroes?
Erathia4ever: I love you
Lafayet: Create

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №57844
 26.12.2011
After buying a notebook, the girl says: Now I can not only sit in the inette, but also lie!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №57843
 26.12.2011
Today in the universe a group burned:
1: and heard the news, as the parents of a guy, who is in a coma, signed a document on disconnecting him from the device, and he, an hour before disconnecting, woke up in full health.
2: And what, was it turned off anyway?

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57842
 26.12.2011
Dear Father Christmas! Make, please, so that one indecisive fool stops dumbing and fucking me at last. If you do, I will believe in you anyway.
and Arina.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57841
 26.12.2011
NVIDIA and ATI have developed the world’s first 3D graphics accelerator.
Working on the principle of relativity. Unlike traditional chips, it is not new.
Accelerates the processing of graphics and video, and slows down everything else.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57840
 26.12.2011
I am looking for material for medical examination. I am pleased with one website: everything is clear, brief. But most importantly... at the end of the article a warning inscription: Attention! Article 'Conservation of the corpse' is given solely for informational purposes and should not be used for self-treatment

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57839
 26.12.2011
This morning, the neighbor on the shelter burned (usually at 5 a.m. we get up to work):
Such a strange feeling... As if I was asleep... Oh.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57838
 26.12.2011
"Satellite debris "Meridian" broke the roof of the house".
Satellite technology will come to your home!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №57837
 26.12.2011
In Vladikavkaz, a teenager was accidentally shot in the leg.
Comment: Once upon a time, I was guided by adventures.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №57836
 26.12.2011
News about artificial intelligence on the hub, comments have come to discuss the use of voice:

Once upon a time, people with headphones were viewed as idiots.
I still look like that now.
I am still frightened when a person in the street conducts a dialogue without an interlocutor, and a headset hits in his ear.
The absence of a headset in such cases is more alarming.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №57835
 26.12.2011
Review of the phone with touch screen in the online store:
Lights / 16.05.2010, at 11:02
I bought it at DISCONT-MOBILE on Krastec Great phone!!! I have not yet figured out how to remove the block from the screen. He is beautiful.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57834
 25.12.2011
CKuB: Zaya, the fucking thing! To put all the shit on my shelf is not what I meant by asking to put order on my shelf!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №57833
 25.12.2011
It wasn’t hard to get used to my girlfriend having gay friends. But your mother, when it became clear that one of them secretly told her that I was nice, and that he would try to take me away from her, I was scared about it.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №57832
 25.12.2011
From the discussion "What kind of ranger were you as a child?" A photo is attached where there are all the ranger except the green.

xxx: In my company I’ve always been a green ranger, where is he?? to
Tagged: green photo

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57831
 25.12.2011
BaDMaN: I hate Saturday morning, but it’s not always Saturday morning and not always Saturday morning.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №57830
 25.12.2011
Marina loves nature so much as she gives for flowers.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №57829
 25.12.2011
Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss: I realized that I really love my job! I am sitting on it now, eating sandwiches with nutella, drinking a delicious coffee and preparing for exams. What other job will I have this opportunity?
Str: Guy, today is Sunday and you are at work.
Uhn-Tiss and Uhn-Tiss:

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №57828
 25.12.2011
My best friend is my wife’s ex-husband, and we met him after their (and my) divorce; my adopted daughter (my ex-wife) wants to move to us from my mother.
And then they say to me that I am a self-loving cattle.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №57827
 25.12.2011
The sauce of forgiveness
8 = e O-
by 8 = eO-
Eight of them =:
Eight of them:

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