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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №57365
 10.12.2011
XXX played the whole night to give it up in the morning.

yyy [7:22] Okay, I am going down. I am still looking for an audience. I have no idea where she is.
7:22 And I will not write the game. Because I’m already playing it.
hhh[7:23] Pizdec. is a student of programming. He wrote the game, began to test, played.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №57364
 10.12.2011
BIG HORGITM: Did you fuck me, what do you want?! to
Don’t go to the Square of the Revolution!! What should I do so that you don’t go? Do you want to give up?
I don’t sleep with prostitutes, not with politicians.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №57363
 10.12.2011
The purchased elections are not subject to exchange and return.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №57362
 10.12.2011
This is my burden, Sam.
Shagrin: No, Dean, I won’t let you be alone now!
Heiko: what a dude I am Frodo :DD

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №57361
 10.12.2011
Commentary on the topic of the failure of the drainage system on the aircraft carrier George Bush on the survivors website:

I worked as a sanitary technician for several years... How much sorrow and shit of humanity I have seen. What did they get out of the tubes? Most remembered was the plushing singing bear on batteries and fucking singing the fox! I was in Ahuya when from the song tube.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57360
 10.12.2011
DT: I found a helenium in July in the pharmacy, well, and I say that I'm a type, and you follow my condition, for the first time still.
DT: Well, in a joke it is.
DT: She gave me a half-hour lecture on the harm of drug addiction. What I have not heard about myself, and "Narcoman miserable" and "I will find you a narcologist for cheap"...
DT: I’m grizzly, please give me a couple.
I don’t drink it, I drink it myself.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57359
 10.12.2011
Yuri's day - I think the people rebelled, or the genetic memory plays - says "Change the barin"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №57358
 10.12.2011
The person has the position of "documentary scientist" and the name Schroeder.

[ + 187 - ] Comment quote №57357
 09.12.2011
A_l_K: “Yesterday I cracked over some nightly news (I don’t remember which program)

In short, a catch was poured into the Cultural Park. And they wanted to do it civilizedly, like, as they said, "as in Europe" - racing for rent to give without a pledge, under an honest word. And what do you think happened? After 3 days, the store was covered because our citizens managed to cut 210 pairs of skates in 3 days.

But that’s not all, bluff.
Covering the store, they began to distribute skates under a pledge of 1500 rubles. Directly in the announcement they wrote, “Sorry, but we are forced to stop the experiment, and now we are putting back the deposit, 1500 rubles.”
And what do you think happened?
The civilians pulled the burned bowls back. Yes Yes Yes!

But not with repentance and apologies, but in order to evaporate them like electricity taken, and eat a thousand and a half.

And you say - the elections are fair to you, bluff :)

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №57356
 09.12.2011
XXX: You are 4 years old. You can take the control of the TV and call Batman.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №57355
 09.12.2011
Explain why men sometimes cheat.

"And I can’t get to sex at all. We all come together on the third day.I take a shower I go to bed, she also goes to take a shower and ends up. First it is washed, then it is dried, then it is frozen, then it is epilated, then it is laid, then makeup... and then it appears to be so sweaty that it begins to wash again. I will die as a virgin"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57354
 09.12.2011
Should we go to the elections to fight with Omon?
and ah. I am a firearm of level 85 and I will go to fight with the omon.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №57353
 09.12.2011
XXX: It is also possible to scratch the scratch
Yyy: Cunnilingus is dangerous thing!! Who scratched whom?! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №57352
 09.12.2011
Topic about Skyrim on the forum:

Grisha13 People, I also decided to play. As he descended from the mountain into the city, he killed a man with whom he had to talk. Now there are no missions, I just run and that’s all. Everyone is in the city, what do I do?
Race by DDD
Gabber » Grisha13 wrote:
"He descended from the mountain into the city and killed a man"
A typical jihadist! The Maldives!
Grisha13 is a new start.?...
Gabber » Grisha13 wrote:
"Do you want to start again?..."
I have never played in skyrim) just "descended from the mountains" liked :D

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57351
 09.12.2011
YanaZemlyanitsyna: Are you a frog or a frog?
Willina: I split the keyboard

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57350
 09.12.2011
We do not jump on the grails, we jump on them joyfully!

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57349
 09.12.2011
XXX I go out of the store.

XXX: I say the legs hurt.

XXX: The guy next to.The evil apparently, comments: suck less.

XX: It will be the wisest decision in your life, I replied.

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57348
 09.12.2011
3M [extra]: I go to the store with my niece. The Sponge Bob toy. Apparently, the sellers did not know who it was and wrote: A toy "Sugaric"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57347
 09.12.2011
I sleep with a man!
The male is just...
A real animal.
This is a cat :(

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57346
 09.12.2011
Comments to the video on the background of the carpet from one of the trackers:

1: the carpet is really the best-)))
With such a carpet, any...
Is there anything else with this carpet? Or give a link to the questionnaire.
4: opened the closets, and there are 24 pictures of the carpet!
It’s nice!I need to find something else with this carpet.
6: The carpet is gorgeous! remove from the video the grandmother and the man, they curl the carpet=)
Thanks for the carpet.

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