Just just:
The woman comes with a box of pearls. You want a joke?
Fast, delicious and comfortable! Cook for 45 minutes."

The phone almost fell into the water... in front of my eyes all the story of messages in the ash run!

I read on the forum:
"I am looking for a girl 30-35 years old for an intimate relationship, can you"

Talk in the gym. Of the three people, only one came. Two other brothers.
Where are the two lost?
Yyy: One girl in the other hand.
......
xxx: in the sense of broken))

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I bought the headphones in the store. I come home, I connect to my Nokia, and the plug goes off slowly and the sound disappears. And then I noticed the inscription on the box "For iPod". All in embarrassment I carry back to the store, I say, say, so and so, my nails do not fit. The Consultant says:
Do you not see what is written here "for iPad"? Did they break from your Nokia?
The connections are the same!
Well very little! If the plug is not inserted in the nest intended for it, then anything can happen.
I rounded my eyes and said:
Something I have not heard that people from anal sex have a penis falling away.
He laughed, returned the money, said to come again.

Let’s play a role-playing game?! to
She is: Give it!
She says: I am a whirlwind, you are a whirlwind!

From the discussion on 4pda:

by Artur_nt.84
I have self-cleaning windows on the roof 😉

Railien
Per his wife is scratching?

I do nothing all day. At first my conscience was a little bit itchy, but after lunch it all passed. It’s not an empty stomach, but an empty stomach. :)

How to make a hole in the cement floor?
Fill the cement
I: no more
You have no fantasy.
I: Okay, put the foam and put the glue.
Where can I get the foam
You have no fantasy.

If you look at the person walking from a certain angle, it may seem that he is walking naked.

ReAlex: These scientists are such dwarfs. They found the Higgs boson, confirmed one theory, disproved another, and a third appeared. They began to look for evidence, to build a new abdolbayder, to look for Tyres' cobson, and so on endlessly. They have fun there.

DoesntMatter: In the meantime, mankind gets different threads like tablets.

ReAlex: tablet - cost, stainless exhaust. I am sure that the laser sword, teleport and antimatter moped have hidden these glasses until the best of times.

xxx: yesterday the calf was sitting at the table,Andrews had all her grandmothers won a cowboy,she cried (facepalm) I took her whistleblower, then they went to the restock, anyway the cock didn't give

Zzz: Is this a new kind of temptation? Good and bad poker players.

From the Army:
Mr. Rothschild washed it all and didn’t get the pits =)

Google Chrome 16 on OpenNet.
User0: the guys were running somewhere with their browser, the games that started to spin... Are you playing games in the browser? I am not
User 1: You are. Great stuff to put on Linux.
User0: Linux games are enough without your Chrome
User 1: Yes Both are interesting!

From the chat, discuss antivirus:
xxx: I like the dictatorial character of NOD. What does it cost "the file is infected. Removing and removing"

In Japan, before committing suicide, the lion painted this picture and posted it on the Internet..It is strange, they say that it is difficult to look closely into the eyes of this girl for more than 5 minutes..There were reports that several people committed suicide after that..People say that the picture will change.."

I am pleased with the first comment:
"See for 5 minutes
Died
Writing for me a cat".

Alexandre Sokurov proposes to return the Kuril Islands to Japan
yyy: ah, and the Kuril residents offered Alexander Sokurov to go naked

Food for the mind is often inexhaustible.

I have six dishes, I have six dishes. They figured that I and my wife, and with our temperament only such and fit. I don’t know what they’re made of to break, I’ll probably have to crack a squat... But it’s not about that. I told her about them. He had never seen such things (as I did before) and asked to check... Yes, please... They beat a plate at the wall, threw it on the floor from the height of the height, a whole plague... Shortly he played, I washed the plate and put it in the hill. The aunt comes... Uncle Vitya runs like a child, Light, see what I’ll show... Runs into the kitchen, catches a plate, runs out into the hallway and crumbles on the floor... And before me at the last moment it came to me that the plate he picked up, very similar in color...
It was necessary to see the face of the maid in front of which they jumped out the plate, while smiling joyfully, like look like, huh?
What does it mean? she asked... The testimony broke something, and
I followed the venom...