How is? Well, how could you throw a cell phone into the wall, so that neither the fragile touch screen nor the sensitive filling suffered, but... the @#$ simka broke?!!! How is it?

I received the mail from our manager this morning.

Hi Alexey!
I would like to ask you to change the contact of your ass, as your customers confuse it with the phone number and have been calling me for about a year and a half and ordering your laptops))) And this is not a joke!!! They already got me!! Please try to resolve this issue faster. Thanks in advance)

I stopped at a small pavilion – a store. In front of me is a healthy goop with all the attributes. His turn comes, and he says to the seller: “The strawberries are like that, the cookies are like that, the litre package of juice is like that.” He paid and went out. Then I: “Liter of beer and a pack of cigarettes.” He paid off, went out, felt shit. ( by

News on Yandex:
UN accuses Russian airline employees of rape

Our airlines are so harsh that they fuck the United Nations.

The xxx:
Do you think there is a perdoz of lemonic acid?
The xxx:
by Fuck*

The Ministry of Internal Affairs has proposed to ban anonymity on the Internet.
Anonymous on the Internet are proposing to ban the MVD.

Latest news from Bora:
- So everything is bad in the Russian Federation after the elections or even worse - the opinion of famous political scientists from the Internet
- What is happening in Moscow: have tanks already been introduced or are they currently operating with a battalion of special forces? - records from eyewitnesses
- Who else should play Bezrukov? - recognized film academics from the world wide web express their thoughts
Your cat - a cute beast with a lack of consciousness, instinctively controlled or sent by an alien civilization spy with a mission to seize power on the planet - advice from experienced breeders
And also constantly updated gossip, scandals and scares from social networks that came there from here.

Z is. And yes, sometimes there are rare incisions of humorous situations from the life of admin and not only

I read in the collection. I sent to the secretary, I thought we would laugh together, and I was still roaring alone.

Role by 11:15
I found it on the computer.
C:\Here on the job\Hemorrhoids\Stupid clients\Non-payers\Oxuews\Dear Sergey Anatolyevich.doc

Swedish 11:16
In my thing?

TerraPower, which belongs to Bill Gates, is negotiating with Chinese companies on the development of a new-generation nuclear reactor, reports Associated Press.

All fucking, the reactor on Windows.

XXX: How are you in Moscow with traffic jams? Why are you not late?
Yyy: Well, for example, today I left at 7:30 to arrive at 9. Arrived at 10. Good to be at 12 :)

I turn on the TV, and there is a labyrinth lake.
I almost sat.
It turned out, just some channel from NTV-plus increased the craving for culture :3

Yandex surprised me:
I enter "adddefaultcharset utf-8"
The first version of the title with Matt
It has to!! to
He told me when I introduced...
What if the child introduces something?

Bone... what kind of child?

Do you need to go home on a first date?
2: So what is it? Do you think it will be safer?
It is easier – yes. or attached to the battery and half-apartments will take out.
2: and so you come to him - and there are 10 people sitting!
At least they are raping.
2: Oh, this is what I want! :D

C Forum
The series is tomorrow. I am not home today. I need to understand that I am also a human and don’t sit at the computer for days...
Is it Riallifer? Maybe you are still washing? and c)

xxx: fucking, it's bad to be one guy in the group..I already know everything about the period, about what the stress was for Katie to visit the gynecologist...
YYYYYYYYYYYY)
XXX is not funny.
I learn too much about girls.
I stop looking at my ass.

I now make so much money that in the family we "give" husband!

Did you ask how we are here in Moscow?
Helicopters are flying. and in pairs.
Mi-8 and Ka-28 (not sure)
They fly to Lubyanka and from it to different directions. There is a version that removes the archives. That if one falls, the other will drive the zevak away.
Everything is quiet. It is OK :)
Waiting for Saturday

A jumping jade?
J: Approximately Gurda

The guitar b on the electro.
nnn: herer first grown for brutality
Tagged: 0 0 0
NNN: HAER

You have asked:
Vladson: I hate eating cocktails, do I mean I’m afraid of cocktails and latent cocktails in general?

We are responding!
If you just don’t like to eat cakes, then you’re okay. However, be careful if the following statements apply to you:
- you consider cabbage abnormal, harmful, unnatural
Cabbages by one of their existence cause you to hate.
You are calling for the fight against cockroaches, or at least to ban them legally.
You say to your son, “Don’t be a cowboy, you’re a man, blatant!”
- you think that cabbage badly affects the culinary education of young people
One day in your dream you ate a dish with strawberries and you liked it, although you will never admit it to yourself.

Also interesting fact:
If homophobes are latent homosexuals, then an active gay who hates homophobes is homophobes. Such a gay is called Geim Schrödinger, because it is both active and latent.

Good day and good mood!