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I need a liquid crystal computer so that the processor can read the disks there. Which is better Windows or Pentium?
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xxx good night. Please help me with the problem when upgrading Firefox from 3.1 to 8.
Gol: Why are you sitting?
Onishchenko urged Russians not to go to rallies because of the risk of flu
yyy: Symptoms of influenza: measles, hematomas. With the poisonous course of the disease, brain shock and bone fractures are possible, hospitalization is recommended for 15 days.
I want new elections!
There will be elections in March, and you don’t even know how repeated they are! c) 9 minutes 11th
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On Saturday, December 10, classes in Moscow schools will start 2 hours later, with the calculation that children do not get to the rally.
The popular sweetness is afraid even of schoolchildren?
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On December 10, all Moscow schoolchildren were obliged to write a checklist. From 13-00 to 15-00. All of us!! Even those who did not study on Saturdays. No one even said a nose from school during the rally.
P.S I was a student and I got a phone call five minutes ago. I sit and guard.
Do you have a day when you don’t turn on the computer at all?
YYY: Of course, because I don’t turn it off.
Ralph: I was brought a cartridge from a sausage warehouse
Ralf: I’m looking at everyone "Close your eyes, smell what’s it?"
Everyone thinks it’s sausage.
only one person said that smoked wings
The game "I know five..."
1st I know five seasons of the year.
Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn and Holidays!
<black>!faq
<bishop>!help
<3567>!fap
<3567> the main team in disney
<Megaloman>!fap
<Megaloman> and what does it mean?
<3567> this is the only way to go :D
<3567> Megaloman, and you several times
<3567>!fap!fap!fap...
<Megaloman> and
<Megaloman>!fap!fap!fap
<3567> to the desired result
<Megaloman> before what?
<Megaloman> what does this team do at all?! to
Yulia, Michael is still on vacation until Monday, while I will communicate with you - my name is Valentine or Evgeny.
Kirkorov’s daughter is named Alla-Victoria.
See also Viva-la-Diva-Viva-Victoria Afrodita
Eighty and Eighty: Alla...
The Comrade! When passing the IQ test on the Internet, remember: the main criterion for evaluating the level of your IQ is whether you send SMS or not.
Recently, I moved to work as an odmin in one rigorous factory related to aviation.
And I realized that we have the toughest systems!
One of the pensioners, who still remembered Eski, went to the workshop and scrubbed the central processor on the machine. He motivated this by the fact that the processor is poorly attached to the radiator".
Now I have to clean the radiator.
All departments are waiting for results.
Any facts concerning power, for some reason, immediately discredit it!
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I go to work. Quiet and peaceful. I do not touch anyone. A girl chases me.
In my eyes, I can see that she is pre-school age. By the other end of the eye I see a kindergarten not far away – there she runs. Yes, not here it was: a dog-like dog with a joyful laugh rushes to her. With a whisper and scream, the girl runs to me - I catch her and hide behind me, drive the dog away with a well-known technique - I supposedly bend behind a stone and quickly bend. For most dogs, this works... soothing. Here is our shirt with the whisker.
The housewife painted it. What do dog owners always say?
Don’t be afraid, she won’t bite you.
And if a child is frightened by a bite, is it no longer considered a hurt bite?
I am also interested in the hostess - is it profitable to save on the ropes?
The owner answered something decent and the dog with her (both with decently raised mouths) left.
I need to calm the child.
Why are you alone and where are your parents?
A trembling voice and a trembling sound hold me by the jacket.
My mom is watching out the window as I get to the garden.
(Well, it is dark on the street and so you can easily not paint before going out, and after a five-minute walk in the fresh air and sleep will be stronger!)
Are you in that garden?
and yes.
Go, we are on our way.
The shower continues to hold on to my jacket.
On the way, I tell her (and you too) that even small dogs are still animals by nature. When they lived in a herd, they had to maintain their authority, if not as a leader, then close to the leader.
And why is the best piece of food, a warm place...
Now they are not in the herd, so they chew on all the others in order to check: scared and escaped - their small victory, you have to catch up and finally self-affirm.
And if someone just runs, it means that he is wrong – he tries to escape by running.
We approach the gate of the kindergarten.
Did you understand everything? I ask.
All - she answers and her voice no longer shakes, and for me she no longer holds.
Finally, I tell her – and don’t talk on the street with strangers!
I know – she joyfully answers – we have already been told about it (Thank God, the child has calmed down) and RUNS to the door of the kindergarten.
I breathed – I breathed out significantly and continued my way.
The Omonovets licked the demonstrator with a thumb: "You cannot call for the overthrow of power!" The demonstrator, trying to turn away: “Yes, I didn’t call! I am for fair elections!” The Omonovets begin to crack even more often: "So honest elections are the overthrow of this power!"
At the terribly rural, globally forgotten in time discotheque :)
Two people, in the fog, drink cognac from cups (from where, nak???!!!Inspired by Aramis’s “Before the Thunder, the Roses So Smell...” from the “Three Musketeers,” who themselves order for the fifteenth time, rolling into nowhere.
1st Would you like to boil your winter roses?
2nd Cardinal, bleat, where is the winter in Paris this summer?! to
P.S Cherokee, shit, everyone is crying
I see on the street a crossroads of Teenager and Little (preschool), apparently brothers.
P: You are a fool!
M: You are a fool!
A: The Dybala
M: I did it myself!
P is a fool!
M: I am an idiot!
Q: Oh, a small smell, a sashane, a defendant—a lot of other words—understood?! to
Pause, small with a celebration in the voice:
Same as this!
Karina Muahaha... signed her diploma, the time came
Karina finally washed.
Karina shrugged her gloves.
Karina has gone.