urgently! As a result of a fire in Moscow, the head of the Central Committee received burns of 140% of the body! and :)
According to other data, the burn amounted to 146% ;)

Explain where do the grandmothers hide their idiotism before the wedding?

I watched Discovery, I liked the phrase:
When the construction of the pyramid was completed, the Egyptians put it on the top.
The golden cap. Later, someone removed the caps. And nobody knows why...

Barack Obama calls Medvedev and complains that there is a high probability that his Democratic Party will lose the congressional elections
The United States.

Medvedev said: “Figny! I will help you. I have a mega-special on elections, Churov his name.
He will come to you and everything will be fine.”

Elections in the United States have passed.

Medvedev calls Obama to find out.

Obama said: “Let’s all go quietly. Only here the result is strange some - in all the states with a large gap won
“United Russia”

Why do you say I am stupid? The fact that you are seven years older than me doesn’t mean that I’m stupider... when I’m 29, and you’re 65, then we’ll see who’s stupid.

Plus in the news:
Churov said that all the videos about electoral falsification posted on the network are imitation. They simulated the work of the polling station, mimicked a bunch of violations and placed on the network.
In my opinion, the Churov Prize for the imitation of brain work is provided.

xxx: no, you don't understand, if I put grabbles, I won't attack them easily, I'm stationing on them

Olga beats the omon with a dude
He screams for what.
I went to the store for bread.
Not to put power on the square.

> New Orleans Police deported from a tent camp members of the Occupy Wall Street movement". About two hundred police officers were involved in the eviction of the protesters.

The U.S. has expressed concern about violations of democracy and human rights in Russia.

As my smoking friend said, “Someone calls me a chicken, some smoking. And my mother gently - smoking"

Discuss the strange behavior of the girl
First I sent three letters, then I looked at her and she looked at me and smiled!
Per she imagined you dead?

He tried to cause positive emotions in people, and caused panic, police and Satan.

About the entry of troops into the center of Moscow on 6 December:
Are you there, the tanks are driving?
Duke: Yeah fuck, just preparing for May 9th
I am born 😉

Anime is not an anime! Angry *
XXX: And in general, you can think like you’ve never looked at it.
YYY: is hentai considered?
xxx is?! to
You told me you don’t watch porn.
Yyy: anime is not cartoon - hentai is not porn...

What is "Legitimacy"?
Nothing, sunshine, you have heard

The Female Logic:

We wander around the shopping center, she is hysterical - "and suddenly I buy, and I will not like it later".

I say, so choose the things you like first, and only then buy them.

She looked at me astonished, and thought for ten minutes, but she did not answer anything :)

DarthSim @ HabraHaber:
The Russian Post does not provide...

>>> a bed with a vibration device for simulating movement in a train

Honestly, if there were also a sound accompaniment (without passengers, only the external mechanical sounds of the train movement), and with a "stop" when you need to wake up - I would buy.

Call from the client:
I broke my ass before I called you.
Response of Operator:
Do you want me to kiss you? :)

Where to get the number 31? Happy sent a letter.
"Please urgently send out the cash book for 31.11.2011. andquot;

UncleSAM: Dear friends (who sent it to you there)!

In connection with the recognition of legitimacy in the territory of the Russian Federation by the Decree of the Council of Workers and Peasants Deputies No. 128 of February 14, 1918 of the Gregorian Calendar, developed by the bulla of Pope Gregory XIII
On February 24, 1582, in November, the month of each year is possible only 30 calendar days.For the above reason, send a sheet of the cash book for November 31, 2011. We do not think it is possible.

With respect, Signature / decoding of signature / date (31.11.2011)