Arcadia in theatre
Put in the corner of Kirzachi.
Drawing the sweaters.
The Silver Lornet.

My aunt studied in the out-of-school and was already working on a future specialty. At work, a question arose, she calls the teacher, she says I can consult with you, I will go where you say, I will just show you a couple of documents, you will literally look with one eye and say your opinion.
He comes, and he is one-eyed.

XXX is
Oh yeah! Here comes a man, wants to file a lawsuit on the company-builder. Why is? Because of attention! The Screenshot! Studio apartment at room price. he clarified by correspondence, he was confirmed, he contributed money and began to wait for delivery at home.

HHH
But now comes - the second floor, the windows to the courtyard, all as promised... but the windows look north. Thus e. There is never the sun there.

HHH
I am not a local, all the affairs were conducted by correspondence, flying to us from Vladik is expensive, so I did not see housing.

If someone calls me a friend, I laugh in the face. Now I am just familiar to everyone. Or better, an unknown person to everyone.
WU: What happened?
XHH: I’ll explain it later. Maybe maybe.

Two days later.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How is it?
Hi unknown man!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

XXX: This is the country!
YYY: It’s as if they’ve gone back. and ;)

In the evening, tired as hell, I prepare my husband’s lunch. He received a message at lunchtime.
M: Why in the pasta? and :-)
I am mm. Compliments from the Chef
M is a :)

Why prove the right to such people? This does not change anything at all. I have an all-knowing grandmother, whom a million times have been ticked with the nose in the fact that she carries nonsense, the grandmother proudly replied, "Well, I'm stupid, and you're all clever," and once again used to all-knowingly broadcast the Achine with detailed instructions on how to live, so that she likes it.

The more naive a person is, the more serious a conversation.

The story of the lover reminded me.

A man lived with his family. And then one day a new neighbor comes to him and says, “I love your wife, I can’t live without her and she without me too. No claims, children will be adopted, housing and material provision - I am the owner of factories, factories and steam ships." I don’t remember if there were broken cheeks or other unpleasant events before and after the divorce, but six months after the wedding there was a re-encounter.

The young man says: take your king back, she is dumb, does not work, Instagrams all day, flirts with all the men, does not know how to cook, does not look after the children and has divorced at home. The man listened to him and said to bring the children, my children - I will take, and deal with this foolishness yourself. How did you meet her at all?! to
- Yes, you understand, I just moved here and did not hire a housewife yet, and here the smell of such from your apartment borst came, well, I asked for guests like a new neighbor - let's get to know, and what is it in your pot.

The ex-husband cried out of laughter. In this house, he said, I always cooked.

Cinderella married a prince. He spread roses around her room, but at 12 they turned into socks.

Last month there was a feminist celebration. They celebrated what, thanks to their collective efforts, the leadership of Formula 1 abandoned the already traditional profession of gridgirls. Grid Girls – girls of model appearance, who before the start of the race take the drivers to the starting positions.

The problem is that the girls, by the efforts of their "defenders", are now left without their favorite work.

“For the fault of these feminists, the NAC was deprived of their jobs! I’ve been a gridgerl for eight years and I’ve never felt uncomfortable! I love my job. If she didn’t like me, I’t do it! No one forced NAC. This is our choice!” wrote former royal racing model Lauren Jade on Twitter.

An old Jew was sitting in the yard on a bench. My little grandson was playing c machine. The old man picked up the rugged wire of the earth and sat and turned it in his hands. My grandson was interested in the discovery. He came and said, “Dad, give me.” The old man said what he simply won't give, but he can change to a machine. My grandson C was happy.
A few minutes later, the wire was bored and he went to his grandfather to change back. The old man did not change, despite the cry of the child.
Neighbors approached the old man, tried to pressure him to return the machine and stopped this nonsense. The old man told them, “Don’t stop raising a child.” He never returned the car to him.

If you can’t take off the eye from someone, it means that he has pretty strong nerves. At least visual.

<wasilij> - Yes, here we will clean, and here we will probably leave. The head is simple.
Look at it, you can at least for negotiations, at least for a hassle, you can appear everywhere.
– Rabbi, can you make a circumcision without excessive pathos?! to
<Gurman> can not. Esthetics is very important. Then take someone in the mouth.

This night under the windows some man wildly oral "Fuck, fuck, what fuck!!!!and "
I didn’t even scream at him, because I had the same question.

You all, young people, need to be taught.

>>> the correct algorithm:
1 Shooting
2nd Overloaded
Dedicate the lamp and ask "who is here?"

Shoot twice, the first to defeat and the second to warn.

I will not say for Ukraine, and Tajikistan, for example, in the Soviet years received general literacy, electrification, modern medicine, developed infrastructure, higher and professional education, agricultural machinery and factories... which in the years of the newly gained independence were safely robbed and destroyed, and still cannot be restored. The company said that this year the central heating system was repaired. In the capital. In 20 years. Comrades, there is something to be proud of. Was it not so bad for Russia?

The bull in the Moscow Zoo did not wake up on the day of the bull
In the Petersburg Zoo cancelled events dedicated to the day of the surgeon, because the local surgeon died.

Congregatio: I understand that spring will come in July.

When I started living with a guy, my cat didn’t like the idea at all. He attacked his legs, kicked him out of the couch, sat down at my knees and pushed him off with his leg. The guy to the cat too was cool, he did not like animals very much. The time passed, the cat accepted, stopped choking, then began to murmur him sometimes, even on his knees came to him. And then, a year later, the guy lies on the couch, suffering from the desire to go to smoke, but does not get up, because the cat hugs me by the foot, suddenly I will leave, he will be offended and will no longer hug me. He appears to be converted to our faith.

The Nurse's Story

Surprisingly, no one has made such a claim before.
I picked up a girl on Sunday. Wen practically no, stunned to squeeze from the first time, dropped... The next day again dropless, squeezed 5 times... The next day the same... Mother is going to complain to me that I did not provide the child with full help, because of the problem. I made only one piercing instead of six, as in the following days.