I am in a white dress and fat.
I go to the church to the altar.
My father shouted in my back:
Don’t shame your family!

XX: I am rarely asked questions at work that can confuse me. Planning with "..." holding a joint business dinner, I consult with their manager. The girl in the process of the conversation asks me the question: "Sorry, another clarification on the invited participants - will there be Gojis among them? This is a very important moment".
XHH: Figase, I think what an unexpected approach, maybe even the menu will have to check on cosherity?
xxx: It turned out to be their slang designation of State Organizations - GO, in multiple sounds as "goy"))

Yesterday I travelled 500 kilometers on deep Russian roads - mostly in the Vladimir region. An unforgettable, I must say, experience. The car doesn’t talk to me.

Mastery questionnaire on the dating site with brilliant answers to stupid questions:

Your Creed :
My own of course. Whose other?

What is the greatest happiness for you:
The Nirvana? Is that the correct answer?

The most surprising discovery:
The discovery of America in 1492. It is surprising. The most striking thing about this discovery is that the Indians discovered America much earlier, but this is not considered.

xxx: I now call a client who owes money for the work done and was missing for two months, not even taking the tube. I called. And he says, “It’s not Alexander, I killed him and ate him!” and threw the phone. I am in shock.

This is such a modern type of trolling: to write an angry phrase about spelling/printing and make a print in it?

XXX: What are you doing? Let us tolerate!
Shit, I am from above.

Oh yeah, listen to me! I have a question to you. The battery in the mouse is broken, what to do?

Fuck to Fuck!

Fuck the mouse?

I knew he was strange, but finding the Mister.bin file on his comp was strange even for him.

YOricH: Today is the Day of Mental Health. Not my day...

Do not use condoms! They are made of latex. It can break up at the most inappropriate time.
YYYY: The lamb’s gut is all of us!!! You will make the bowel of your own, adjust the size and catch more than once!! to
Zzzz: You can’t even get out of the baron!

Comments under old photos of the city.

1st Nothing is funny ?
Lana even the cellarization is advancing!!! to

2nd Not in your case, Petekantrop.

XXX was dead today. Everything was fine...but then the tomograph began to play the music from Mortal Kombat.

Recently, I and my beloved (l) visited my grandmother in the hospital.We spent, we went out and went past the body, where the sick lie. The windows to the street go out, and passing by some of them, the beloved is surprised.
Look, there’s a sports hall here.
I go closer to the windows to see, and there are people 8 on the stretches lying, hanging.
The Sports Hall.

We are in sociology. The subject is shit. Let’s talk mat briefly. Suddenly out of the corridor a loud voice: "Fuck fuck, how it’s gone".

Lenchik: I can’t even masturbate! All the time in front of my eyes!!! to
O_O

Scroll: Salmon is first fish, and only then canned.
Eismann: Salmon is a verb! by Napr. "Tunks "Tunks "
Duality: Scroll: then the salmon first caviar, then fish, and then canned. And then, like everything else, it’s shit.
Lurga: Duality: According to your logic, strawberries also start with caviar.
Dartrabbit: Lurga: The baked strawberries are over.

Why did you think I was evil?I even write to you with scratches.

Q: Tell me something interesting about yourself?
I have a delicious brain.
D: Why did you get it? It is :)
M: Yes, because 90% of the people around me don’t even eat it with spoonfuls, but with HUNDRED HUNDRED!! to

I ran into a secret room.
Xxx is so cruel :(