A large factory, a cloud of employees. They brought printed contact phones from the director to the guards. On two A4 sheets, printed on both sides. The entire list consists of F.I.O., office, phone. My eyes go to those. The department. Position: "Programmer", F.I.O. - "GENA". Not the name, not the ancestry, only the big letters "GEN". I have always suspected that programmers are cyborgs of extraterrestrial origin.

Dialogue years ago

Bilbo will play Freeman.
And Morgan Freeman?
There is no other. In short, Bilbo will play Doctor Watson.
Jud Lowe is?
and no.
and Solomon?
and yes. Bilbo will play Solomon.

I was with my classmate. In the 1980s he came to our common friend in one of the provincial cities. Together they went to a dance, where he was stunned by the number of beautiful girls. A 30-year-old woman approached him and asked if she wanted to just walk. He naturally wanted. They came to her home, where he stayed. In the morning, she woke him up and invited him to the table where there was breakfast. Surprised by her attitude toward herself and being impressed last night, he asked:

Why did you come to me yesterday? What did she find in me?

You had that look. I thought if you don’t fuck, you’ll die.

My husband is a lover of kitchen equipment. There is nothing in the house! Sometimes he feeds his colleagues with the fact that he is especially good at cooking. Interested the girl. One of them asked for an aerosol and a yogurt for a while to figure out if she needed to buy it. Two weeks later I received a SMS:
Dear Victor Alekseevich! I tried cooking meat in your miracle technique. Now I have a new airgrill. I tried to make yogurt – now I have a new yogurt box and a lot of yogurt pots in the refrigerator. Therefore, I persuasively ask you under no circumstances, no matter how I ask you, not to rent me a self-propelled apparatus."

Now a strange girl comes into my office, and I am just looking for an accidentally thrown sketch in the garbage and chewing sandwiches. She apologized and left. So I taught the boss to warn me that clients were coming to me, and I recovered the right to close the door to the lock.

... in the saucer soma - a black dourinda of 30 centimeters in length - the eyes shine.
This is what you are, Baskerville fish!

In English, it is called catfish, which means soma. (Yes, it’s actually supposed to be for the cheeks, but with the eyes is also a good coincidence.)

The notion of allegedly false allegations of rape actually has a very simple reason. At least some of the victims opened their mouths and began to talk about it. The boys in confusion - how, before we had them, as we wanted, without any responsibility, you could even scare up, they will find out, so it is you all the old women of the area will be called a shemale, and now it turned out that for the crime it is really appropriate to be punished. And they are accustomed to the fact that this is not a crime, but a transformation of personal life. They think that rape is when a strange stranger has jumped out of the bushes and cut off your aunt with a knife, and when your own girlfriend has that she is leaving you (or the object of passion you have imagined by your girlfriend who just didn’t realize it and asks you to leave her alone) – it’s the same game, all the tears and tears, a prelude. He is not a bartender and not a stranger from the bushes... and here - op! Every rape is to be held accountable. Here they sing about the "false accusations" even those who were literally removed from the victim by the witnesses who fled to the scream - in their untouched consciousness, the victim simply cuddled, without expressing reciprocity.

I teach in the universe.
Somehow, a company of walkers came to the consultation, they needed to do labs (physics). I gave them a task, equipment, walked between tables, explained what exactly to do, and went to the lab.
A minute after ten came out, I see, everything is busy (who the chain gathers, who the pendulum torments, who the prisma turns - depending on the missed lab). Except for one. He rides on a chair with a sad sight and breathes hard. I approach him and ask:
Why are you doing nothing?
You need to count, but I don’t have a calculator.
“Well, count the column,” I suggest, checking the work of the other lobotrases and returning to the lab.
I go out again in ten minutes and see that nothing has changed. I go back to the student and ask again:
Why are you doing nothing?
From his response, I suffered a week of laughter attacks:
– Olga Vladimirovna, and what to count? You didn’t give me a column!
The boy did not learn - was deducted for failure. He will forever live in our hearts.

Russell’s Tea Tree, Tesla in orbit and paracord bracelets.
I continue to love this chat for the things that get in the quotes, and for the spirit of time in it.
Thank you to all who are not engaged in the holiwar, but in the study of the outside world and drawing quotes from it. You are beautiful, keep it.

In St. Petersburg, the Baltic metro is closed from 8 a.m. to 9-20 p.m., my wife and I come by electric bus at 9 p.m. Yesterday evening we stood, we smoked at the fence, she says – she could bring you to a fast-track until the subway opened. I'm a fast-eater first, then stay overnight, then I'm pregnant, and what should I say to my wife? The snow fell behind the fence. Today, my wife is calling and crying, she says, the neighbor called, you are deceiving me with some marble, and today you will be sleeping with her, and she is pregnant. Lovely and good neighbors.

We go to Rostov and see:
Women with higher education in the Siberian region are three times more than men.
Women with higher education in Chechnya are about one and a half times fewer than men.
Are the siblings smart? Can society really hinder girls from getting education?

not eaten. and all. Enough of. It is time to connect with this resource.

Last year we were blind. With Saskia. The hour stands...
You might be your grandmother’s spider ?
- And on Saturday on the Srebrjanka near the pedestrian bridge, the snow fallos stood) nicotine so, highly artistically blinded, symmetry, proportions, naturalism, strawberries - the wool on the eggs) until lunch stood, and then it fell, probably jealous.

As a result, women will be thrown down in terms of social status. The male block that they need to be protected, and that they need to be cared for, will be removed from them.
For men, they will be just weak losers, which can also be spotted.

So, is it not so now?

It is precisely in sport that boundaries are explored, though in narrow areas. And many professions (for example, programmers) require a significant deviation from the average in abilities. Women are just less likely to have a sufficient level of such deviation.

Join my colleague. I work in IT and know two female programmers from whom, with my little experience, I would like to learn. The solutions are cooler than the ideal, with a huge reserve of reliability and protection from the fool. And I know hundreds of two programmers-colleagues, who were undoubtedly raised by a bunch of wild taburets... Women are forced to prove in IT that they came here to make a cool product, and make it, and men are half artists and unrecognized geniuses with curved hands...

Agent provocateur: I don’t understand people how you can so easily give for a book 500 r?
Can you drink 500 r? and more?
Nava: Here too, only books

I will be the queen of the ball!
What kind of queen are you, the queens are all old.
Q: Who am I then?
You are my dog :)
Hm, the ball sounds not very...

And what if, instead of interviewing the "cynical uncles" in the form of the rape victim, to make the most detailed list of all possible actions and let her silently go through the bars, what was done with her?
First, she won’t have to painfully pick words, just note the standard formulations.
And secondly, noting only 3-4 of the dozens of possible violent acts, the victim can feel relief: she is not alone with such trouble, there are many, and worse happens, but they cope.

You can break the list by sections so that you don’t have to read it all. And then the "other" is left.

Honestly, it would have helped me a lot. Looking forward to the comments of psychologists.

Feminism is :

1st Women have the right to work whoever they want.
2nd Women are not allowed to work as grid girls.

I have everything.

You have strange professional forums. Probably some special breasts professionals. Usually the problem is the opposite: "You specifically took a female nick, Pidor, so that everyone would wear and babysit with you here! ""Well, what a real nick when you do so well! Women can’t do that!"

Well, you also have a broadcast "A woman can’t be a professional if she’s not a man"? What do you argue with?