I bought a house. The elderly neighbors (husband and wife) brought instructions for accommodation. Children do not run (shyem), construction works do not lead (noise), the car do not heat (gases), do not fry (scars, smoke), the antenna grounded with a screened cable (from lightning) and many more items. For non-compliance with points - enmity. I told him what I was going to do to the Gypsies. No greetings anymore.

Corrie has a birthday. He does not drink alcohol. I decided to congratulate the ego without being wise, such as eating candy to seduce women, and using condoms to avoid consequences! In the store on the box I put a box of "Ferrero Roche" and a pack of Durech. The boxer blinking:
Could you take another champagne?
I am :
He does not drink...

I was ten years old, I don’t remember exactly, and it doesn’t matter. “It shattered.” A bell at the door. I open. Picture of oil. Two drunk men hold our completely drunk neighbor on top. They look at me, I look at them. Then one asks, Is this your father? I said no, above. And they dragged him up the stairs. The next day I told this story to my companion, who lived on the floor below, and it turns out he was also presented to Uncle Sasha for identification. Then we asked a boy who lived even lower. They were also brought to them, missing only the first floor. The men probably remembered that their companion did not live on the first floor, and remembered that the apartment was the first on the stairs, and the floor was forgotten.

XXX: How are you there?
Tagged: stupid
I don’t know who the sanitarians are.
Who was the first to wear a dress in psychiatry?
YYY: It is possible :)

One grandfather came here at work, a grit nitrate sensor bought! (I see two electrodes turning)

d - here is the water from under the crane fucking, in the refrigerator is better, but distilled, specially bought to compare, generally zero shows!

I - go here with the distillate, and throw a spoonful of salt there. How many nitrates have I added? (There it was up there)

Grandpa was offended.

Here is the sun in the whole sky today. So far. That can’t but rejoice and make crazy people go crazy. And the moon shone in the floor of the window, even terribly at 5 a.m.... The cat was excited, which I immediately informed)
HY: The light-feared citizens are vampires, right?
XZ: These are the Petersburgers.

Managing vital areas

For example education. You are illiterate.

XXX: My kitt tpechets o t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The Xoolodilnik is full, not in this case.
Zzzz: can he not do it from the cats, and by the seams?

"Today my grandmother learned what video calls in the vatsapa are and called me and told me that I am walking on the street without a hat. This is a new type of cyberbullying.
cyberbullying

Novosibirsk, 26 January 2018, all week around -40. A cat (a healthy "talking" Thai) walks through the apartment and is self-forgettable. I want to hear you say, it’s so cold, chop! But it only comes out of the pathos: oh, mountain! oh, mountain!

I got married to 120 kg, not a slim beauty

No lover would say that. The closest - on 120 kg beauty, not on these bones.
But rather somewhat softer and in a different style.

Tpexletna cectpeinka y meniya w gocтяx zametila, co picynok na papkete naapominaeet liceo. I look at the face of the man whispering. Poetry...

Chel, who will post here translations from overseas sites under the general name "life-dermo"! You have already borrowed!

Approximately once every two weeks they call from a mobile phone, are presented by the company "Personal lawyer" and offer to sign up for a consultation with a lawyer.



The first time I polently refused and said goodbye, the second time I refused and said goodbye, the third time I tried to clarify where my phone number came from, hanged the phone, the fourth time I asked not to call again.



Yesterday, they called again, again offered to sign up for consultation with a lawyer. I agreed. The girl at the other end of the wire was delighted. I asked what is the topic of the consultation. I replied that I want to file a lawsuit against a company that constantly calls me on the phone and imposes services. The girl already so gladly clarified what company. The answer is “Personal lawyer.” He hanged the phone.



Probably they will not be able to consult.)

C was on the fifth floor. I tried to eego cpacaat, cpotknylcya na letnice o cvoui nezavezuanné šnypky, ypal, ydapilcya goolovou o ctypeńkya and ešče clomal nógy. Koгдa pitted into me, my cat pitted past me, not distracting me of interest. The whole and notʙsweet.

We look with my husband at the Star - and there is the phrase that modern fighters are allowed to pass the sound barrier at an altitude of not less than 11 km, otherwise in the village glasses will fly out, chickens will die.
The husband:
- We at Voronezh before, happened, flew - when from "Baltimore" they took off!
And the chickens?
The chickens? are accustomed!

Asy > You don’t understand anything! Training is self-development! Spirituality can be raised at any age. The lawyers are horrified! It is better to look like an emergency training, where you will be taught to do an indirect heart massage. Can your jurisprudence teach you this? What if the plane needs to land??? What will you do?! Read the codes?! to
When the heirs of the deceased take the last pennies from his "civil wife", who has cared for the last three years for the "sleeping husband", when a woman, having lived a year in marriage with a guy and opened him to buy an apartment in a mortgage, divorces and takes officially half, and unofficially - the entire apartment, because she has two children before him; when the grandmother goes to trial with the employer, writing out in a hopeless claim of 10,000,000, and an unfaithful lawyer pulls her money every month from her pension for petitions and applications for three years. All these are live cases from my practice.
It seems to me that legal shit in life happens a little more often than landing an airplane or indirect heart massage. Spiritual practices are also a rather controversial occupation.
As they say, not one single.
Take care of yourself.

Yvonne: I read today:
"The Working Group of the Omsk City Council on Transportation cannot start the meeting due to the fact that the Chairman of the Working Group, Vladimir Kazanin, has been blocked".
I think it is genius. One of them is Omsk.

The Parental Forum
She asked the middle daughter to put order in the two lower boxes, where there was once a lot of sewing goods - rubber, lipstick, stickers, strands, buttons, etc. Now there is defeat!
She took three times and technically out of the topic.
Here I sat down to repair my clothes, changed the buttons, filled the holes, took my jackets and vests, scattered them and said:
and Vasena!! to
Well – what?! to
I need lightning urgently! A lot of lightning!
Ivan (17 years old) is still silent. In his face, all the heroes of ancient Greek and ancient Roman mythology, led by Hephaestus and Zeus, first run in one direction, then they flee back, chased by Perun.
He is silent so loud that I start to cry out of laughter. Finally Ivan says:
This phrase is so beautiful that I have nothing to add to it.

When I was 12, I asked my parents to give me some money to travel. I earned a large amount of money on the seasonal cleaning of fruits and vegetables. My father offered me to play cards for money, and my mother rattled for him to give up. We played in "point". The beginning was good and I increased my capital. Because of what my father did to me. But at one point I didn’t get the card and I lost all the money. I thought it was all a game, and we were playing for money. But my father took all the money and told me what science would be and that I would never play cards for money. I forgot about the trip.