Listening to the bar:
“Listen, architect, but recently I also painted the house! Let me show!
Do not need...
No-no, seriously, I’m wondering how it went. From a professional point of view.
Fuck, it is true...
Here is! My first home! How about you?
Silence for a minute.
It looks exactly like the first house painted by a man. I looked the same.
Yes well! Show me your first!
I can not. I laid the drawings of my fifty house next to him, and it burned out of shame into ashes.

The other man was not hurt.

XXX: daughter of the year 1. 5 I asked her where she came from.

X: I told her that it was from my life. Where is the stomach from? Dad put a cage there. The child cried and was satisfied with the answer. passed 1. 5 years. The daughter came from the kindergarten and said that not all the children in the group came from my mother’s belly. Here, for example, Yarika was bought in a children's store, and Nastya peeled out of an egg. And after an hour in the parental room, it started: why tell your child such details? ! to ? to You can’t say “everything” about cabbage or store – come up with something, not cells in your stomach.

With each season of the series more and more.

I went into the Carousel a few days ago, packing shopping from a cart for bags. Suits a man, looks like Jigourdu: healthy, loose, but very unclean. The further dialogue:
Q: Can you give me 50 rubles?
I: Have you tried to earn? Which is healthy.
M: Everyone says that, but no one offers a job.
I look at my three heavy packs and say:
I: Help to get to the car, I’ll give a half.
The man looks at me sadly and says with a loud voice:
M: Well, you can’t just normally give money, right?
He went into the crowd...

Well, my beloved daughters, what can I bring to you from overseas countries?
Give it up! So we are not going?

A blind rabbit runs along the path and stumbles at the snake. He speaks to the serpent:
“Sorry, I am blind and have not seen you, because I am blind, I don’t even know who I am.
The serpent answered:
I understand you. I am blind and I don’t know who I am.
The Rabbit offers:
Let’s feel each other and determine who we are.
The snake touches the rabbit and says:
You are soft, furry, with a short tail and long ears. You are probably a rabbit.
The rabbit, in turn, felt the snake and said:
You are cold, slippery, you have a small head and a very long tongue. You may be a producer or project manager.

We just recently watched Bahubali and talked about strong Indian women. Seriously. The average Indian woman can easily stop an elephant running on her by a halope. Three. At the same time, she will hold a child in one hand, and the other will be defeated by thirty soldiers. She’ll have a cup with fire on her head and yes, she’ll probably be giving birth to the second one at that moment.

here here :

Almost 5 years I took for one simple thing - to teach my wife that my husband, lying on the floor in the neighboring room, with the light off, closed the door in the most accessible silence, not "What did you offend?", not "why do you shower again?", not "I am tired of you?", and still a bunch of options, but only "I rest, I am tired of the noise of the workshop for the day and I got tired of the back from working at the machine, I need half an hour and I will come back to normal and I will be at your disposal and I do not need: clothes, tea, coffee, cat, to be nearby, sing a song, sex, strip, conversation, scandal, insults, make a taste, order Only 5 years of scandals, cluttered nerves and divorce bars almost daily, and a hurricane - the simple truth came to my sunshine - "Well, I would say that you just want to be a little alone in silence, darkness and on the floor, why have I been nervous for 5 years?and "
* thick inscription off*

This is my hero! In just five incomplete years, she taught her husband to speak through his mouth, not to send telepathic waves. Where is she? Show me her! If she gives lessons, I’m the first to record.

The Winter! Students of Ohio,
A tram awaits at the stop.

XXX: Where are you working?

YYY: in the state institution.

Tell me something about the state.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

XXX is class!! to

Article about Amazon.

Amazon presented the new project as “the first store without queues.” “No queues, no cash, seriously, no,” the advertisement posters on the facade of the store.
...
On the opening day, there was a row around the supermarket. There were so many people who wanted to see the first automated store that the line rounded the building.

The Neivans

Do not write poetry, and do not write.
Better to hide the fist.
Better even, if not your own.
to the moose on the goat,

So that the fox and the heel will swallow in the blood,
Not to want again.
Removing the suffering of the soul.
I didn’t write, and I didn’t. Do not write.

My wife lived in different cities. Before her final move to me and the wedding, I had to come to each other several times a year. Mostly rented apartments from people who rent out on a daily basis. Take for a week and get a discount.

This time, they found an apartment, gave money, asked about the internet, and he said no. Well, there is a mobile internet, we survive.

We met, came to the apartment, did not see for a long time, all the affairs...

Then she went into the shower, and I decided naked and with her belt at the bathroom door to wait, in order to arrange the cheerful jokes. The Young Case...

Well, I stand, I mean, naked and with a belt, fully prepared for various acts of a sexual nature. Suddenly, from the entrance door, the sound of a turning key is heard, the door opens, some man enters, looks at me. Put the router on the floor. He leaves, closes the door.

For a week no one came or called, when they left, they called themselves, told them to put the key on the shelf and lock the door. Usually they come to check whether we sprinkled the microwave and the tea.

The man, apparently, did not know that someone had already come, but he knew that those who would come seem to need the internet. You have to knock anyway.

The driver told me what happened to them during the day-to-day change of driving:

On Saturday evening, after a day of work, I drove for a walk with friends. Go to the billiard. The ball fell, and I leaned up. Further, my friends told me: I bended, rested on the roof and fell asleep on the seats.

Pepead gathered to take a bath... and fell asleep for two cups. I woke up in wrinkles, like my grandfather, the water was cold, frozen.

B night club fell asleep in a public toilet. Friends barely found the ego, so my mother called home. Pocle her words "and you ego everywhere looking for" paid attention to the huge row in the male toilet. I had to call the guard - they removed the doors c petal.

I decided to read the messages of the pepeed them, how to get out of the car... and fell asleep for 3 chaca.

A friend joked:
– Ecli plans to get to the police for a violation, it is better to do all this at the beginning of the month.
Why is? I asked.
- At the end of the month (or quarter) the NAC may burn plans for fines, violations, disclosure of crimes.
- So, in order to close your plan, can you qualify a normal fight as a criminal case?
and yes. This system was supposedly abolished in 2010, but nothing like that. Plans have been and will be.
Does the leadership mean that in our country conditions will never improve and crimes will always be in the same number?
Something of this kind. Moreover, crimes can even rise (according to statistics). On the other hand, you have to consider mentality. Ecley will not have plans, then nobody will work at all. You yourself know what in most cases people go to the initial positions in law enforcement agencies.

It was a long time ago, my children were still small. My son came from school with the impression:
“Mommy, we passed through every night as children are born.
I am a physiology teacher and I am not surprised. Prepare for a conversation on the subject.
Do you understand how this happens?
Children are coming out of life.
How do they get alive?
Father’s sperm fertilizes the mother’s egg.
Where does this happen?
B is alive.
Well, I was pleased that the child was explained all popularly without misunderstanding.
A little later, the son leaves the room, holding his younger sister’s hand, and officially declares:
“Mommy, I and I decided that our family needed one child. You, wherever you are going to swallow Daddy’s sperm, invite us to see.
I barely fell from the chair. About the main thing in school, it turns out, were silent.
By the way, now my children are adults, and yet one sister many years later they still got.

There are four officers: I and three girls. One of them approaches and asks:
How to calculate how much interest on the deposit will be charged per month?
Others heard, asked to tell as well. It would be nothing, but they work every six months. Nowadays, banks are only looking for sellers.

The author obviously uses the word "name" without implicating that it is a surname.
Apparently, the design name + surname + official nickname is proposed.
In general, in order to give an official nickname, you need a special person who will say that the main thing in Anton is his working capacity, and in Vitalia - his falsehood. Therefore, such names have been introduced where there is a strict hierarchy, an attempt to challenge which is equivalent to rejection by society. If there is no authoritative shaman/pahan, then the pursuit system will not work.
But even in the implementation of Indians and rabbits, you will often meet Anton the White Bizon most often and you will understand why he is so named - because he is strong, because he is dumb, or because at the age of 19 he had eaten a half-kilogram of road.

He told me this mysterious history of psychiatric lectures when I was a student of the fifth course of honey. The decision to become a psychiatrist was made even before this case.

He worked in his youth as a practitioner, we will call him Gennady Georgievich (GG), on an ambulance. The patient threatens to commit suicide. Coming to the place of GG and ego brigade, the door to the apartment was open. The brigade collapses inside. Directly along the hallway of the room, a small chair is visible in it, a man is sitting in the cottage. C's arm hangs c with a knife in his fist. The man does not turn and asks, “Ambulance?” At the affirmative response of GG, the man washed himself in the neck, could not be saved.

Attention question, who asked GG: “Why did he wait?

Den Stranger: Something I haven’t shaved for three weeks. The scarf has already formed into such a small beard. The daughter looked at me and said, “Dad, you’ll be Santa – Black Beard.” And I instantly imagined a pirate who took gallons on board and distributed gifts to everyone with a wild whistle!