xxx: how is it?
Okay, I’m reading, I’m waiting for July.
What in July?
Nothing but a good sleep ;)

I am afraid of xxx!!I am 12 years old, I am pregnant with anime! What should I do?
I want to give birth :)

Often Anton woke up at night, took off his engagement ring and rejoiced in freedom. Then he dressed back, hugged his wife and fell asleep.

Today and three kilometers in the city did not drive, as I was stopped four times by the police checking documents and opening the luggage. He felt like a partisan without an outsourcing with a wounded pilot in a carriage under the straw. Long live democracy.

Monday is a tough day, especially if it’s Thursday.

prepared for work. At the interview the standard procedure - you are asked about work experience, you are asked about working conditions and the organization of the work process.

As a result, we refused with the wording "You know too much of what we don’t know. And you ask questions that we cannot answer because of our ignorance. We are afraid of you"

What is he famous for?
StatusQuo: It was he who invented in our company, after the curtain, to ask the author of the puck: "I hope the shot was empty?"

Announcement at the entrance: Dear residents of house No39, we ask you to go to the Saturday for the improvement of the court, which will take place on the 21st of the 10th!
(Next are comments, written with different emphasis, killed the last two)
Everyone is up!
I can only do it on Sunday.
I won’t go, I love fishing.
I have a worm!! to
7 a.m. at the proletariat.

The analogue internet is his mother.

Today we have gas. And with you?
OMON: And we have a watermelon. Here is.

From the chat. Talk about the 10th Kingdom.
The xxx:
Remember when he took his tail out of his pants and let her touch it?
YYYY :
That’s the tail.
The xxx:
And the father next to the tree was collecting sickness.
YYYY :
Mayakovsky's passport from the pants was obtained - also a perverse?
The xxx:
Mayakovsky passport did not offer to touch others

and c)
See also!

Image VC depicting the SMS correspondence of husband and wife on the iPhone:
Make me tea with melissa.
Make me a coffee with sabziro.
I don’t know what it is... I can make a minette.
The Ideal Wife

I do not agree! The perfect wife should make a coffee, go by and know who Sab-Ziro is!

KiSa> If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
<Smesh> And if you want to go fast and far, go naked!

Review of the film "Natural Killers"
A great movie about love! I cried for about an hour.
I grew up on it, because of it I sat half a life, but... It’s not a pity, it’s still very pleasant to see it again...
Yyy: Blind is the best review of Natural Born Killers I’ve read. thank you. I will watch the 10th.

It’s time to introduce a new type of captcha: if you don’t understand what’s in the picture, it’s a human being.

The May weekend. Traffic on suburban roads. I want to express my great respect to the drivers who drive on the sidelines and continue to move parallel to the general stream with its same speed, thereby preventing all kinds of intricate pedals from driving around this very sidelines!

I had a goal in Skyrim...to kill all the chickens.
Do you not fear that they will then rise from the graves and become curro-druggers?
I’m already introducing their terrifying scream "Kood-Koo-Dah!"

This is Pepe!
I live in a private house, the cage is not locked. Until recently, I had a strange phobia – I felt that at night someone’s terrible roar would appear on the first floor window (like in horrors) and knock.
One evening my uncle came to visit. He walked in, but the entrance door was locked. So he approached the window...to which I was sitting with my back at that moment...and, fucking, struck all the way!! to
I am afraid to go into that room.)

Yandex is beautiful. I understood this when on one request he gave references to horrors, secrets of female orgasm and geometry for 10th grade.

From the explanation of the detainee: "I could not fulfill the requirement to split up because I was in the only number"

In trying to prove that you are a woman every time, it is not necessary to show that you are a fool every time.